Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Let’s Talk About Sex

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  1. Montana’s post is just fifty gallons of WTF. For one thing, how do you “give her head”?

  2. wow, montana seems to just be diggin herself a whole there

  3. montana= best. post. ever.

  4. “diggin herself a whole” eh?

  5. Eh, seen the top one a few times…I’ve been bummed lately by the lamebook posts…

  6. It’s ‘hole’ people… fuck.

  7. Blondie, Montana seems to have her own treatment for depression if Lamebook has you down…

  8. Yes! Love me some Lesbian sluts!!!

    Maybe they were talking about the whole hole, not just the rim.

  9. ” I just gave her hole” … might have been more appropriate?

  10. Blondebimbo, by “the top one” do you mean the SEX pic or Thomas’s comment? I’ve never seen “SEX” before and I kinda like it.

  11. I like to call it a tongue lashing.

  12. Wow, and I thought men’s excuses for having sex with other women were lame.

    Thomas, you just need a good teacher. Come on over.

  13. Thomas, it’s easy man: up up down down left right left right b a start

  14. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I sincerely hope Thomas is joking.

  15. Dammit, #13. That brought back memories, but for the life of me I can’t remember what game that was for. Please refresh my memory before I go punch a baby.

  16. Contra – it’s the extra lives code.

  17. I’ve prevented babies being punched – good deed for the day, done.

  18. throwingtofu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus

    Thomas’ is pretty funny.

  19. Montana has a tongue and she’s not afraid to use it.

  20. Montana; I am suicidal.

  21. the first one was lolworthy and montana was pretty funny as well :p

  22. At first I read #2 as “digging herself a whore there” which I thought was clever (what with all the tongue-lashing recitals of Montana’s post.)

  23. @saunkhogben Yup the sex one. It’s floating around these lovely internets. It actually reminds me of the Lion King and the drama with the SEX in the wind/dust.
    @Comments…hmmm…you have a point. I’ll look into this. Except when I’m preggo. Because lesbo sex will give me a “premmie”.

  24. Thank you, Comments. You are a savior of babies. Unless you’re a baby named “Mackaylah”. I may just punch that one, anyway.

  25. I bet Montana is the ‘guy’ in the relationships. She pretty much has the same excuses as a cheating guy, but in a lesbian form.

  26. Montana says’ ‘I didn’t eat out my mates minge like a starving horse at a feed bag because I loved her… I did it to make her more confident’

    I’m feeling quite shy today maybe I should go throat fuck somebody for a little boost?

  27. Anonnamus, punch the parents in that case, not the baby – poor little bastard had no say.

    Blondie, forgot about the lesbo sex side effects. In the event that it effects women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant, you should probably stick with a guy. I can volunteer my services, in the name of mental health of course.

  28. Dear Thomas,

    Legend of Zelda has none of those things.

  29. Dear dragmire,

    You are even more lame for knowing that.

    And Montana is the best girlfriend ever. If her boyfriend is actually upset about this, then he needs to be castrated. Unless he’s upset that he wasn’t invited…that is allowed.

  30. 29 comments and NOBODY has pointed out that Montana just had sex with Helena? Did THEY even notice?

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