Shut the FUCK up MsAnne! GOD!
Oh wait, sorry, my sincerest apologies, I forgot, this is the only place people actually take note of you…………Sorry (pathetic lonely loser) proceed.
Laila – No alcohol in there? I see you’re very healthy, so is Vodka **
Hahahahah – I knew that was going to confuse you. When you say “china” to somebody in South Africa, it means they are a friend / friendly person. i.e “Howzit my China!?” Do you know afrikaans local talent from here, like “Die antwoord” or “Jack Parow” Those really zef groups? Ek is pure afrikaans, jy moet bietjie Barry Hilton gaan google en kyk wat die outoppie te sê het Hys engels, so dit sal maklik hoort te wees vir jou om te verstaan.
Hey no need to needle me. You can try ms but I’ve dealt with bigger idiots. I actually enjoyed reading you carrying on over the last few months. I thought you were quite funny truth be told. Now I see not only you speaker retard, I may have to change my opinion and consider you retard. Amay as well add 100% retard and 100% bullshit to your list too
I don’t give the slightest of fucks about your opinion, bitch.
My sole concern here is that if such a colossal fucking wanker like you found anything to enjoy in what I write, then I better step my fucking game up.
#31 simply meant that – without the attention. . . .no sorry, wait “the only attention” ms gets, you do not hear from him/her/it nor see him/her/it. “It” feeds off of attention that “it” only gets from “its” pc. Ignore it and it dies, muahahah, hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. yes, that was an evil laugh, and hey, ms, you bitch – I’m from Africa, ya know, the little place with all the poverty going on, so I’m skinny, and I have flies around me most of the time, that look is “hot” right now. fucking idiot.
#28 – Cape Town
Sad thing is ms you say you don’t care then I get the biggest whinge I ever thought possible. Yeah you better step your game up. Like I said. I’ve heard alot worse, from big wankers than you. To be honest your like a child. Say you don’t care, people ignore you then you chuck a tantrum;). It’s ok little boy.
I really can’t read what FatSam says. Good luck to anyone trying to unravel that clusterfuck.
and damagedcortex, what part of me not giving a fuck about you, your imaginary kids, your fictitious sex-life, or any of the other bits of bullshit you keep monging out – to the delight of absolutely NO ONE AT ALL.
I can’t have been addressing you, Laila, as we posted at the exact same time.
and besides, sorry toots, but you’re just not in the same league of Sheer balls-out Fucking Retarded that damagedcortex is.
Don’t you ever fucking talk about my kids you sack of fucking shit. The two year old has more facing brains than yOu ever will you sniveling piece of rat shit. Yeah you act like a tough cunt ms but after that remark at the kids you’ve just proved your a useless fuck all wannabe that probably hasn’t been laid yet. I’d place money on that you still lve at home.you probably still have your mum do the washing for you. You’re all mouth and fuck all else. Then again god forbid if you ever had kids. If anyone would ever sleep with a sack of cowardly shit like you. I bet you’re a woman basher too
Shut the fuck up Ms, nobody here wants to talk to you.
Go eat some happiness, much healthier than the McDs and shit your stuffing your face with now.
‘N vrou gee nooit haar ouderdom nie! Jy kon my nou netsowel gevra het hoeveel ek weeg! hahahahahahah.
hey damagedcortex. I bet your fictitious kids are stupid, fat bullies. I bet they have lice and struggle with their spelling. I bet they wet the bed. i hope they play with matches and burn your house down.
haha! g0d, I bet they’re gingers.
DC,look at her try manipulate you, this is the one thing that tells us she is sad, and lonely, – at school they always say the people that bully you had the WORST childhoods, etc etc – look at her bully you now, coz thats ALL shes got, she aint got SHIT! Just a black heart and a dented empty bed coz nobody wants to sleep next to THAT!
Computers aren’t made for ONLY ugly people like you that are too scared to leave the house pumpkin* the pretty people also need them, for work and stuff, and chatting to their actual real life friends (YES, that is something that actually exists – its not just in that little happy place in your head)
If she came from a rock ms I’d hate to see where you came from. Like I said . Give us your best shot because sadly your lacking something. Moron idiot something with fuck , cunt or some other baseless insult. I wonder if your this stupid in rl or if you talk to people like this in rl, probe not. You’re too scared. Now come on. Say something non derogatry if that’s even possible
you were talking about thism weren’t you, chubs/
just because you have this ‘fake laughter’ bullshit, doesn’t make it a real thing.
just retarded fat seth effricans with slitty eyes.
Oooooooooooooooooh guuuuuuuurl! Dont get me started on my eyes! they be FIIIIIIIIINE!
and no, I laugh because I am actually HAPPY. Sorry ur daddy molested you and mine loved me. Did you hate night time, when the lights went out and he wanted to keep you “warm” ? Childhood scars – sigh. Always a moron blaming the world for them.
that’s tight, damaged, fuck off out of here.
I hope you die in a nasty workplace accident, whatever crappy, menial job it is you have at night-time.
no..bouncer. you’re a fucking bouncer, aren’t you meathead?
I do not have an OUNCE of chinese in me. I am caucasian you retard.
If you COULD actually read, you would see that that was explained to DC. I knew there were a few poephols that would get confused though. DC must be right about you, intelligence running loooooooooooow.
^fat asians are so touchy.
maybe if you weren’t so coy about telling damagedcortex how old you were and how much you weighed, he might have given you his facebook contact details?
How sweet would that be? TOTAL online BBFs <3
you could communicate solely in your shitty colonial language and no one else would have to see it.
Asians chicks are hot, so I’ll take that thanks!
its bFf’s not BBFs (God, people with no friends *rols eyes*) you fucktard, and dont be talking about mine like that!
It would be sweet, if we could, so totally awesooooooooooome!!!!!! like, totally otally!!!!!!!!
Thank you for taking the time to google translate / stalk our shitty colonial language you dyke.
Ja sababe, hulle is ‘n klomp poese man! sjoe! my TAAL! hahahaahah.
I see. you’re one of those magical attention-whores (and there have been shitloads just like ya, fatty) who knows everything about me.
I know you feel a bit spurned because your meathead/bouncer/father-of-four wouldn’t hook up with you – and man, that shit must sting – but you should relax a bit. This cannot be good for a bloater’s blood pressure.
Nope, not an attention whore – that would be you, I actually have loved ones and friends in my life that give me MORE than enough attention.
Im a Bored whore – at work, dont have much to do, so just fooling around – pissing you off and loving it because I am going to forget this conversation when I walk out of my office this afternoon, but you. . . . . you probably keep making trips to the bathroom to cut yourself so the pain doesn’t feel so bad. Nobody love you. Get it? Got it? Goooooood
Yeah, I normally dislike most of what MsAnne’s overworked fingers type, but on this occasion, I’m with her.
Fuck up with your Afrikaans dribble. It is the most disgusting sounding language. Although the place and people (except Ty’s mates) are just great.
Well if it stops the whore commenting on this thread $5 is cheap at half the fucking price. And also a reasonable price for a blowjob. I’m betting she has also lost most of her teeth through poor dental hygiene, even better. Just like Gramma does it.
#115 since when do we come here to amuse you? Go and google “jokes of a sexual or racial nature”, coz that is what you would find amusing right? And sorry that we don’t do it for you…but anyone is allowed on this site…if i encourage my whole “boring” entourage to start commenting on here, there will be fuck all you can do about it except bitch and moan in the corner like an ass raped little chihuahua.
sababe, I see that you’re trying the whole badass thing on for size, but it just doesn’t fit you, honey chops. That’s my lovely chum you’re attempting to be mean to there and all she’s doing is expressing an opinion (which is on the money, by the way). And everyone is free to do that whether others agree or not, right? Man, and just when it looked like a little love was coming back into the room.
Wordpervert , i see that you’re trying the whole “pretending that you know me” and frankly you the truth is , YOU DONT. The thing is, i have so many different dimensions to me, it will make your head spin HONEY CHOPS. To me it’s so interesting that people who would find this kind of commenting “boring” still managed to read through 115 comments,but you are so right about everyone being free to voice their opinions , even if it might not live up to what your idea of what humour/interesting debating is.
Fuck me. See what happens when people encourage the chimps? Before today, sababe was just another paranoid window-licker, but now that she feels like she has a kindred spirit in Sam-Girl and a fuckbuddy in damagecontrol, she’s gettin’ all mouthy to the veterans.
sababe, you are not an alpha. Crawl back into your burrow.
Bac you good at holding grudges hey? You tried attacking and finding fault with my last few comments and somehow couldn’t find a comeback when i challenged you back. You know the funniest thing i ever saw on this site was when you mentioned the word “veteran”. A veteren of Lamebook…Laugh my fucking ass off…you feel proud at being a “Lamebook veteran”? ( still funny as fucking hell). Here is news for you…none of you regular commenters comes close to intimidating me, so why should i worry about directing a comment at them. The reason i don’t consider any of you “lamebook veterans” (hahahahaha) as anything significant is that i actually have a life , something you should try to have so you won’t feel the need to comment on every fucking post.
sababe, aren’t you embarrassed to be so clueless? By veterans, I obviously meant word and curly. I have no claim to veteran-hood.
Also, I have no idea what you’re referring to with this alleged “challenge” that you brought to me. You became boring to me, because you contribute nothing new here. Your cute little paranoia about multiple accounts was adorable for about 5 seconds, and then… nothing. You are a speck.
That is the problem with you and Ms, direct one little negative comment at you, and you inspect every little comment beyond that and this coming from someone who don’t understand what +/- represents. I use to get annoyed at your comments, but quickly lost interest, which btw, was evident in the responses i gave to your attemted attacks, but you just can’t let go.
I wouldn’t even know who is “veterans” here and who isn’t , because, unlike you Lamebook is just a site i come to when i really have nothing better to do, like today. What kind of life do you lead that you are able to post on here everyday and know this site and its commenters inside out? Obsessed much?
What pisses me off is that some of you can actually write . Stop giving each other shit and create something cool !!! MisAn mate you are a bitch but I ve checked out your blog and I just tink you should do more shit like that- not taking sides with any of you guys but dont argue with idiots – people reading sometimes cant tell the difference – Im gunna get smashed for this I know but bloody hell guys !
#131 I second you on that 125% sababe! This is just a JOKE to us, but all these other idiots take this shit seriously, like you said, commenting on every SINGLE post! GAWD, how enthralling their lives must be! Can just picture them now, refreshing their pages every 5 minutes to check if any new posts are available. To be able to contribute their meaningless little facts and comments to the world of LAMEBOOK. You.guys.are.so.awesomely.cool!
I don’t see eye-to-eye with you on…pretty much fucking everything, but you just made an Inbetweeners joke, and for that at least, I shall think of you as “Jay”. I like fat, if you get bored of pokin’ the vag you can lube up…well, pretty much any part of the body you want and with my tiny pecker satisfy myself with 30-40 seconds. I don’t want slow though, the faster they go the more ripples you get, I love ripples.
Sadly, thats all ms has ever done her whole life, made friends with boys, and gotten them dates with her prettier, skinnier, friendlier friends, the boys didn’t like ms much……. but she found comfort at the bottom of the ice cream tub, and at the end of the blades hidden in her bathroom.
Cheers, pet. I feel like I need my own “thing”. Like you using bolds and italics, and stealing other people’s jokes. I will use synonyms…NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Expletive is hardly a complicated word – though I’m guessing you find it a little daunting…you should go and eat some cake. MMMMMM CAKE, EYYYYYYYY FATTY FATTY.
Mr_T, I don’t know why you are blaming Sam for this thread derailing… msAnne is the one who decided that SHE owned this page and posts needed HER approval, right from comment #4 when she rudely shot down an innocent site visitor. Judging by her unwarranted hostility I’m assuming she is having problems in her personal life, but that is no reason to be rude to people here.
@167, yup. Her first comment was exactly what I was thinking after reading MsAnne’s first three posts. She was rude, and quite nasty, and deserved to be called out on it. Not sure how you can read Ms Anne’s first three comments and not agree that her hostility was uncalled for.
@167, perhaps. But my vote goes with the one who contributes most. MsAnne thinks I’m a juvenile childish fool and probably thinks I don’t like her. But they’ve done more for Lamebook than all of their haters combined. You want people that chat shit to fuck off, see where this website goes. There’s intelligence behind just about every post, except the ones that follow the line of “fuck off and delete your account you whore”. Ya dig?
Regular reader or no. MAT ( or Major Anal Taker for short) seems to only have the intelligence and brain capacity to barely breathe and insult let alone say something intelligent and worthwhile. When he does try his inner Neanderthal takes over and he either grunts incoherently or curses at anyone who he thinks may even be thinking of saying something to him. Mr t seems to be MATs wingnut tho. For once ms stop acting like the child you are and try be the adult you pretend to be. And if you must know I’m a supervisor by day and yes bouncer by night.and you sir wouldn’t make it past the door to my club or even on the floor I run. I have a no caveman policy
And for the record bacch while I have nothing against you when it comes to talking alphas you may consider this site as one big ocean with you n ms running it. I consider this a series of small ponds, and as far as I’m concerned ms can’t alpha fuck all. And in the small ponds I’m better
Alright, i gotta say it. MsAnne, you may be the funniest, cuntiest (yes, cuntiest) person on this whole damn site. i am assuming you take pride in your cunti-ness, since you refer to yourself as one all the time. i literally laugh out loud to a lot of the things you say. she said she’ll suck your dick for $5?!? come on, thats funny. i have to say that the comment section of lamebook is hands down 115 times funnier than anything actually posted, and its all thanks to all you butthurt people that actually take the time to log in to tell MsAnne how much they dont care. Ms Ann, you’re the winner here, no matter what happens. you never halt your cunti-ness, no matter what is said. hats off to you, MsAnneCunt!!!
pegs? am i a pirate? and i’ve always considered Ms a woman, maybe its all the cunt references. anyway, i dont remember saying anything negative to you, so all those comments you left about Ms being unnecessarily rude are kind of moot now, arent they? also, really? you’re STILL here? i just wasted 20 minutes of my life on this bullshit. but you, damaged, you have been sitting on lamebook just WAITING for people to comment since last night!!
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This is the greatest psychopath convention I’ve ever had the honour to witness. Has anyone noticed that the amusement found in the comments section is inversely proportional to the tedium of the orignal post? Hats off to you guys, Lamebook should pay you part of its revenue
I feel like we’re having a big snuggly hatefest. And what the hell, I’m in a good mood.
You lot are the funniest, rudest, snarkiest lot of psychos I’ve ever had the honor of being thoroughly put down by. I doff my cap to your snarcasm.
For all these claims of not caring and no fucks given, you’re all being pretty pathetic in an attempt to be the biggest, baddest bitch of Lamebook comments. There’s a whole lot of sucking up to the people who will otherwise attempt to rip you a new e-anus, too. Yeesh.
I was going to read all of these comments but when i got to 63 and realized there are almost 200 I decided against it. You know this isn’t really where you guys should be having your pissing contest. BTW MsAnneThrope you are kinda a dick
I’m a little stunned. Some of you keep coming back to this comments section, over and over again. Are you so engaged in what people on this site think of you that you can’t leave it alone? I’m not averse to a bit of internet nastiness, but many of you spend a lot of time on this. Truly.
Some of it is funny, some of it is pure, unadulterated shit. I think the funniest part of it all is how some people actually feel the need to defend themselves against the barrage of insults dished up to them here. Don’t you realise that you are only providing more ammunition?
Please feel free to call me whatever you like or direct any clever insults my way. Chances are, I won’t read it, and even if I did, out of some morbid curiosity to see what kind of lame insults you could come up with, or embark on some sort of “correction drive” of my spelling/grammar, I don’t think I could give a shit what any of you think.
According to my newly-devised Lamebook commenting doctrine – if you comment on one thread more than 5 times, I reckon you must be a bit of a loser, because you are wasting your time in a pretty pointless way.
I say if you post something that ends takes up more than an inch of space on my screen, you must be a loser, because you’re wasting your time on something nobody’s going to read all of. But welcome to the loser club, SLG!
Laila, if you are trying to say something like “SLG you are a boring longwinded cunt”, I suspect you are right. I am also a loser for 1) reading this entire comment thread, and b) commenting on it. I’m also a loser for responding to your comments.
Proof is in the pudding. Ben, if you weren’t a virgin you would know that the overwhelming stench of fish, the underlying taste of piss, and occasionally a sweet sweet taste of perfume (if they’ve made an effort) will overcome the taste of even the sweatiest of ladies, completely masking the taste of salt, to give you a rather strong tangy, almost, yet not metallic flavour that leaves you licking your finger the next day thinking, “Why do I do this?” To which you answer your own question with, “For the toothy, devastatingly disappointing head which inevitably follows”. Unless it’s a fat chick. Look forward to it.
These comments are simply fantastic. Someone writing a thesis on internet hatred or something would be delighted to stumble across this. i use this site to get me through boring days at work and I don’t kony who are ‘veterans’ or whatever but the comments from bacchante and missanne definately give me the most entertainment. Though they are a bunch of cunts.
Now crusty that was fucking funny and true. You forgot though that sometimes for a whole week once s month. Throughout all that you may get that strong metallic taste and come away with nice red lips and you thinking your a vampire.
Ms you got it wrong. The initials on your name isn’t kma. It is MAT ( short for Major Anal Taker)
What the fuck is a “zomg”? I refuse to google that shit because I just know it’s some sort of cuntish little term thought up by some backwards Beeber loving prissy teenage boy with questions about his own sexuality. With a meaning laid out that only like minded, spoiled children will use.
A Zomg, pronounced “zom-gee”, is a long-dead acronym that doesn’t actually mean anything, but keeps going because it is tenacious and too stupid to know when to quit. It was originally created in a typing accident involving a lightning strike, a dead body and a missed shift key. The best way to rid oneself of a Zomg is to shoot it in the head, or failing that, to set it on fire and run.
benladen, I will admit to having assumed that you were male because of your user name, but why would you assume that we would assume that you were black because of the gangsta clothes? Douches come in all creeds and colours. Who’s the racist here?
Also, could you slightly change your user name once you’ve popped your cherry? That will make me smile.