The second one? I think the “lameness” is the friend’s stories of everyone fucking on her Goodwill recliner. It’s her way of demonstrating that this particular Goodwill is a really good one since her recliner from their withstood three instances of people banging on it.
Jeez… Pink was commenting on the literal difference between “premature” and “pre mature.” I think Pink was being very clever and it seems obvious to me that Pink is extremely well-versed in the English language.
I am more than competent in English, and yes I was preferring to the fact that it was split into 2 words. Seriously people, if you’re not smarter than the lamesters just go away and laugh at some pigeons or something.
#6, #7, #8
I have a feeling the confusion for C-dizzle came from the fact that if you’re not American/haven’t been to America you probably don’t realise that Goodwill is a shop, and a lazyboy is a type of chair…
Joke 1 – lame, but fucking hilarious. I’m such a child.
I think if I’d found out my friend had had sex on my chair, be they a hetrosexual or homosexual couple I would ask them to get it professionally cleaned – or tell them some horror story about the bodily fluids already contained on it
seriously, why would you want to advertise that you are going to a premature ejaculation dinner? especially since that it implies that the person who posted the comment is suffering from such problems LMAO