Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Let’s Get Fisical

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  1. Even after she spelt physical right he still went ahead and typed fisical. Lame.

  2. Teen Werewolf!

  3. Mario and Dreddy

    What Tony meant to say was “fiscal violence” as in “armed credit card fraud”.

  4. I love how she says “I said sorry, isn’t that enough?” Well no, not if you’re threatening him with a knife you crazy biatch. You need help.

  5. Tony’s spelling makes my brain asplode

  6. sarahmargeurite

    …”hunny”

  7. The IRS tried to threaten me with fisical violence. Sadly, they don’t accept the argument that it’s only verbal until they shank me.

  8. So the main point of contention here is whether threatening someone with a knife is physical or verbal abuse.

    Traci’s argument is that it’s verbal, and verbal abuse is no reason to break up. If she had actually stabbed him, he would have had grounds to break up with her, but mere verbal abuse with a knife in your hand is not sufficient grounds for a breakup.

    Tony’s argument is that Traci is a crazy bitch.

    I’m going to have to rule in favor of Tony on this one.

  9. Lets get Fisical! Fisical!

  10. someone help me get that song out of my head! Last post had me singing “clap for the wolfman”

    I can’t take it!

  11. Lol @ SharkBait :D

  12. TylerDurdenUMD

    @Anfield, it’s because he probably thought she spelled it wrong.

    Why do I see these two ending up on Cops in the future?

  13. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    LOL @ Sharkbait and Sensible

    I can’t stand being called “hunny”. That would’ve been reason enough to break up with him.

  14. The last time I threatened a guy with a knife…..it definitely wasn’t just verbal :)

  15. maybe he’s just trying to be polite and using ‘hunny’ as a substitute for ‘you stark raving psycho – knife wielding biatch’

  16. Oh my! WFT! She was waving a knife, that’s abuse! They’re both nuts!

  17. Reminds me of my brothers girlfriend. Except it was a crystal vase and was thrown hard enough at his head to dent a stainless steel fridge. “It didn’t hit (and nearly kill) you so were ok still, right?”

  18. I like how she seems so happy and jokey throughout the whole thing
    ‘You almost fucking stabbed me, you crazy bitch!’
    ‘Yeah but I didn’t, so it’s only verbal abuse LOL :)
    ‘No, you’re not getting this. You nearly stabbed me. You can’t just apologize.’
    ‘But I meant it when I did :) Lol.’

    I’d actually kind of like to see that argument tried in court. ‘I didn’t ACTUALLY stab him, so it’s just verbal abuse. And verbal abuse is fine, so I can go, right?

    LOL :)

  19. Hunny, I only hurt you because I love you…if sorry is not good enough after I make you bleed, I dunno what is? Don’t be stupid!

  20. “Now i hope your ignoring me coz you have no credit”…Maybe she was asking him for money and he mis spelled fiscal? Probably not but there is a chance. Other than that, what’s wrong with threatening your significant other with a blade?? How else are you supposed to get your way?

  21. No, she’s saying I hope you’re ignoring me because you don’t have credit, as is on his prepaid phone..
    Cause she’s trying to call him and she’s hoping he has no credit on his phone, cause if he was cheating and didn’t answer, she’d probably go nuts and stab him. Lol :)

  22. I know you almost stabbed me with a knife but I’m going to keep calling you Hunny anyways and keep you as my friend on Facebook. Yeah I’m that smart :)

  23. so thus is being

  24. I want to see Traci and Wolfie(from the other post) battle it out! I’d PAY to see it!

  25. MsBuzzkillington

    I only verbally threatened you. Okay? Right? Things are okay. I didn’t actually stab you with a knife, I only said I would, so you don’t have to worry. Forgive me?

    *huuuuugs*

  26. @krasivaya_devushka Ahh….the pre-paid cellular plan. It makes sense now. I just forgot people actually still use pre-paids (I understand those that travel abroad and snap up a local pre-paid sim but these 2 don’t seem like the type).

  27. MsBuzzkillington

    Wait, he tells her to mean what she says and not go against it.

    She threatened him with a knife. Does that mean he wants her to keep her word?

    I like how he keeps misspelling physical even after she has spelled it correctly twice. How can he get “threatening” right, but not either or physical?

  28. That would be amazing SharkBait! I love to see that!

  29. Yup, people still use those :)

    In the beginning she says “I’ve accepted your apologies over much worse things”, so does that mean they’ve both been “fisically” abusive to each other and what not? These two crazies are made for each other!

  30. its not love until things get fisical

  31. @krasivaya_devushka I was copying your name earlier and ended up clicking it…any story behind that video?

  32. I suspect she is equating threatening him with a knife for showing up late for a date, or not calling when he said he would. She seems the time to give it the same kind of weight.

  33. krasivaya_devushka, NO. If he didn’t stab her, it WASN’T fiscal abuse. Thus it was verbal.

    LOL :)

  34. To #31 – No there is no story lol…I just like the song :)

  35. Chinchillazilla

    Honestly, it’s tempting to stab Tony for his grammar alone. I have to hand it to Traci for having the willpower to refrain from actually doing so.

  36. In the end, they’re going to get married and one of them will kill the other.

  37. It’s always the way…

  38. frogsandsticksandshit

    Gross. What are the bets these two geniuses make fuck trophies. The world has no future.

  39. Fisical,thus is, coz, hunny, ither, cos, and last but not least, did anybody else notice that the only time she an apostrophe was with “night’s”.

    Man my head hurts after reading that post.

  40. rockinghorsefly

    Jerry! Jerry!

  41. Well said rocking, well said.

  42. discomfortzone

    He can’t spell physical but he knows about the silent k in knife? What a jerk.

  43. Paranoid Android

    Just go and stab the fucking illiterate monkey already and do the world a favour, him dead, you in jail; WIN x 2 for humanity.

  44. Traci with an “I”…

    I would expect nothing less than a Knife wielding, pill gobbling, illiterate whore. I bet she has a big “TRACI” tramp stamp on her back and a bulls eye on her forehead so all those guys stupid enough to come within arms length of her can drop their loads accurately.

    Note to Traci: Use of the word ‘thus’ does not, nor will it ever, make you look remotely intelligent. You could have written your apology in the form of a Haiku, using 5 syllable words, with a lengthy discourse on the increasing rise of knife crime and we would still all know that you were writing it whilst wiping cum off of your face and counting your benefits.

  45. congratulations
    homosexuality
    undeniable

  46. @ Frogsandsticksandshit

    Love the name, love the term ‘fuck trophies’. You are my new favourite.

  47. @frogsandsticksandshit

    i signed in purely to congratulate you on a fantastic name, referenced beautifully to a past lamebook post that was BY FAR the funniest thing i’ve read in a LONG time…

    ‘wat is life’?.. indeed wise sir, indeed.

  48. fuckandmustard

    @anotherllama

    I totally agree. I think Deep Thoughts from Steve should be a regular occurance…

  49. i haven’t read any of this but who are you ppl? lames?

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