Thursday, July 1, 2010

Let’s be Frank

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  1. Benito

  2. Damn poor sap.

    Ohh and Ben

  3. I hate cats.

  4. really! wow 8 cats……weird!

  5. krasivaya_devushka

    You can’t compare kids and cats??

  6. Now there’s a man who loves pussy. dan_fargis would be proud.

  7. WhatTheFuckIsBen

    What the fuck is ben??

  8. i nearly had a ben . . . sad times
    8 cats, all they’ll need is some gin, big hats and to smell of wee . . . . and they can be the weird cat couple

  9. Whoever married Frank is one lucky gal……

  10. dc, you out there, mate? The floor is yours if you’re feeling inspired to explain it, but I can understand if you’re not. These are uninspiring times.

  11. Let’s be Frank about this, he’s screwed.

  12. I’m pretty sure Frank’s felony conviction was for having 8 cats. Oh, that’s not a felony? Well it damn well should be.

  13. Bulldog – no, it’s a feline-y!

    Had to be said.

    And yeah, Frank’s odd and pessimistic. Sad times.

  14. Wow, Henry. That was outstanding. Huzzah, indeed.

  15. I’ll help dc for the day.

    “The Ben Story” – Ben was a pretty funny guy who always seemed to have a chip on his shoulder, and as long as you were not the target of his fury, he was usually good for a laugh.

    Then one day he pointed his fury at someone for posting “First” as the first comment on an entry, which was followed by several people stating they loved him and wanted his babies and so on and so forth: http://www.lamebook.com/oh-no-photos#comments.

    Then, on the very next post, he posted “First” and got railed on for it: http://www.lamebook.com/its-winsday-2#comments.

    Finally, a few posts later he claimed this gem that someone else was using his username and pretending to be him: http://www.lamebook.com/kingdumb-came#comments.

    There it is, the whole Ben Story. It was, of course, super funny to be there whilst it was unfolding… but going back now a noob may not appreciate the true humor.

  16. I think Kasha may have been lining herself up as a potential wife #3 for Frank until his last comment about the felony conviction and crappy finances. D’oh – maybe Frank will learn the difference between MI and TMI someday soon…

  17. Guh. I keep getting moderated, I I’ll try to do this in pieces.

    ::clears throat::

    I am speaking on behalf of dc to inform others of The Ben Story.

    Ben was a pretty funny guy who always seemed to have a chip on his shoulder, and as long as you were not the target of his fury, he was usually good for a laugh. Then one day he pointed his fury at someone for posting “First” as the first comment on an entry, which was followed by several people stating they loved him and wanted his babies and so on and so forth: http://www.lamebook.com/oh-no-photos#comments.

  18. Then, on the very next post, he posted “First” and got made fun of for it: http://www.lamebook.com/its-winsday-2#comments.

  19. Finally, a few posts later he claimed that someone else was using his username and pretending to be him: http://www.lamebook.com/kingdumb-came#comments.

  20. There it is, the whole Ben Story. It was, of course, super funny to be there whilst it was unfolding… but going back now, someone new may not appreciate the true humor.

  21. Oh no, someone else who doesn’t know the story, you must please remember to mention frodo as well, otherwise whatthefisben might ask about that as well

  22. Oh no, someone else who doesn’t know the story, you must please remember to mention frodo as well Katypants, otherwise whatthefisben might ask about that as well

  23. Dammit, now i feel like a spammer for posting twice

  24. Lotta religion on the book recently… Dan Fargis anyone?

  25. That is outstanding commitment, Katypants. I take it you’ve given up on work for the day? ;)

  26. Dan Fargis is Frodo

  27. CommentsAtLarge

    @joestxgirl

    But he has a pool… filled with holy water.

  28. This smells of fake.

  29. @joestxgirl
    good one, shame, i almost feel sorry for BEN.
    Not! RofLmAo! :D

  30. Oh snap @comments, that’s worthy of a win

  31. Hey Bulldog :) yeah I am shitfuckhole done. Bad day, my co-worker is out and I’m stuck with all her shit. Almost had a melt down an hour ago and decided that was it. I will sit here, but I will not work ;) How’s it down in the dirty dirty today?

    oh, and sorry about missing the bit about Frodo, and his pool and his herpes…

  32. It’s allright, i’m pretty sure we all forgive you katypants, but would’ve been funny though, it sucks if you’re commenting using your phone like me

  33. CommentsAtLarge

    @katy

    No worries, you did a rather stellar job with the explanation, Frodo’s pool ‘o herpes can be dealt with later. Incidentally, bummer about your day sucking but week’s almost over. Ok, hijack done (guess who else is shitfuckhole done today).

    and thanks Grim.

  34. Things are good in the dirty, ten minutes from getting up and out, and on the road for a four day weekend and another ride down to the beach. Going to see if I can’t spot some oil at the Gulf.

  35. I hope that your day gets much, much better, Katy. You’re more than welcome to meet me by the surf. ;)

  36. Thanks Grim, I’m not on my phone, but I am at work and quazi-distracted with all the b.s. today…

    Comments! You feel my pain too? Goodlord, today can suck it. In fact, I might be “sick” tomorrow to get a start on the holiday weekend :)

    And my Bulldog! You better have a blast on the beach, and if I can find a cheap ticket, I’m with you ;)

  37. CommentsAtLarge

    Good idea Katy, it might be best not to go in tomorrow. I don’t like the sound of that cough you have. ::coughcough::

  38. Oh man. I loved the Ben days… back before Lamebook became lame by censoring posts. That and Jason’s Monster Fail were the two greatest moments in Lamebook history.

  39. Stop about Frodo already!

  40. Kasha lasted pretty long, so I got to give her props for that.

    I’d have ignored him after he mentioned his infertility.

  41. There should definately be an entry on the lamebook’s FAQ on what the fuck is BEN?

  42. same username #39?

  43. my p in your v

    So I just started reading the comments and am realizing that they are better than the original posts. Especially gay Ben

  44. krasivaya_devushka

    Oh wow! There is a fuckaroon, anit, iloveyoink and yoinkstranslator..
    Now all we need is init and yoink’s girlfriend.

  45. na krasivya need a freekalina to looooooool yoinks army

  46. krasivaya_devushka

    Yeah, that too…whatever that means lol

    Yoink everyone loves you now! Well except for Dan…

  47. loooooool evrywon hated me befor

  48. krasivaya_devushka

    I never did.

  49. na but most dint evan giv me a chanse ferst

  50. krasivaya_devushka

    And now they can’t get enough of you!
    Crazy how that works, isn’t it?

    May I ask how old you are? Just out of curiosity..

  51. im 20 on the 6th of this munf u?

  52. krasivaya_devushka

    Oh nice, I think you’re the youngest here…maybe.

    I’m 21. 22 on the 5th of next month lol :)

  53. @yoink I like you and that it extremely rare. ;) Seriously rare. Where are you from? I have heard many of the colloquialisms you use, like fuckaroon before when traveling but I can’t put my finger on where and it is driving me absolutely batty! Even the way you spell seems familiar somehow.

  54. cool cant wate for me berfday

  55. *is

  56. im from hull nonie an dunt fink anione else uses fuckaroon that i no of it started as persnal joke wiv mates an then stated sayin it al the tyme

  57. krasivaya_devushka

    Exciting :)
    What do you plan on doing for your b-day?

  58. getin pised looooooooool

  59. Kingston upon Hull or Hull, in Canada, Idaho, Georgia, Haiti, UK, or South Africa? Or a completely different one that I missed or know not of? I am thinking it was in Haiti that I heard fuckaroon the first time so that would make the most since I guess. I do remember the first time I heard it aloud I thought the wife who was arguing with her spouse had accused him of having sexual relations with a loon and thought loon to be a slut-shame common to the area. :D

  60. hull in uk

  61. yoink i fink u shud go on jermy kile im wachin it now u cud go on about ur drivin ban, or maybey jus get ur mate 2 say he slep wiv ur missis but realy he anit – u just makin it up n get a hotel n stuff //7 2 stay in londen n drinks frm minibar n monney maybey?

    £££££££!

    lol wud luv 2 c u callin jezza a big fat fuckaroon! anit no henry small enuf 4 him lol! maybey keyringe size henrey!!!!

  62. @WhatTheFuckIsBen ….. I bet you don’t even have a pool

  63. Can someone explain the Frodo, herpes, pool thing?

  64. Mogs, here is a link to explain the frodo and pool thing… I will have to look further to supply you with a link to explain the herpes thing.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792940

  65. somehow yoink has taken over alordslums handle – through either some superior hacking skills or supernatural esp type thing, im not sure which…

  66. Thanks a lot katypants!

  67. Paranoid Android

    So that’s me, yoink and alordslums from God’s own county, Yorkshire.

    Ee by ecky thump, on Ilkley moor baht ‘at. Where’s me whippet…..etc etc ad nauseam.

  68. Ah gotta love Ilkley Moor, if not for the scenery, for the pub right by it, The Cow and Calf. They do a mean apple and blackberry crumble. Mmmhmm.

  69. Paranoid Android

    Yorkshire massiv in da ‘owse (yoinkenese)

    I was ‘cool’ once you know.

  70. Haha I’m living in Yorkshire – we should definitely start a massive

  71. (Alrighty, I am going to repeat my comments from previous post to reiterate my point. Sorry to all those who have read it earlier)

    Yoink should come up with a dictionary for his-style-of-English-challenged people like me to understand what he is saying.
    One more thing.. Since when has retardation or dyslexia become a trait to be admired by so many people?
    Was I hiding under some rock when this motion was passed in Lamebook? Well, I didnt get any memo so I’ll continue to assume that writing in a language that takes special ability to read and understand is still something to look down on….

  72. Lets break this down to see who has it worse.

    Frank: Convicted felon with 8 cats and a second wife. He is unable to have kids or adopt, and his financial situation is lacking.

    Kasha: A recent divorcee who gave birth to her only child when starting college (no confirmation of completing her education) and has been told not to have anymore because she has AIDS.

    …Tough call.

  73. so, he’s turning into a crazy cat man to compensate for lack of baby-making

  74. @Shadowd19

    HIV is an infection. I on the other hand have and autoimmune disease which is not contagious, that I was born with, which is probably which is probably what Kasha has. Not the same one as there are many and the one I have is kind of rare, but ones like Lupus are pretty common. She has had one child while married and is educated. I think the choice would b pretty easy.

  75. @ shadow19

    why assume she has AIDS? there are plenty of autoimmune diseases that are not AIDS, many are genetic… and why assume she didn’t finish school? she specified 1st yearm which reads to me like there were subsequent years of college following that.

  76. Wow. People actually use the phrase “this economy” in seriousness.

  77. Haha, okay, that one was actually funny. Well done, Lamebook!
    I love it, ‘Frank, you aren’t giving me a lot to work with…’
    Plus, the name ‘Frank’ always has comedic value. :)

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