I had to think long and hard about what to give up for Lent… I have decided to give up donating young boys to the Church for the purposes of grooming and bottoming out, after all they managed just fine on their own without me for a couple of thousand years.
Also due to Lamebooks’ insistence that the C-word is evil, I think we should all stop saying it. Everytime the unt word is used a small aboriginal child dies of glandular fever..think on Motherfuckers’ think on.
Thanks a fucking bunch bollock brain, now I’m going to have to go and strangle an Aborigine kid, who’ll probably be riding a Kangaroo on a fucking walkabout in the bastard bush or something (i’m pretty sure that’s what they get up to down there)
If they’re not busy wanking dingo’s, I bet they are.How do you catch one, if I may ask? Do you ambush them or do you lure them with dingle berries?
I never liked Aborigine kids, they make lousy pets. Takes years to domesticate them, even Cesar had issues training one of those little bastards. The Pope has two and they are very well trained but it’s common knowledge that nazi transvestites, have a calming effect on their behavior.