Danny deserves what he gets for being such a fucking moron. First for giving his shit out. We’ve all made that mistake at one point or another but come on!!!
Second and more importantly, WTF kind of a douche are you to not know you can change your passwords and pin numbers???????
MY God. I. Am. Speechless.
Let me get this straight. Girl cheats on boyfriend. He breaks up with her, I have to say FAIRLY legitimately. She then hacks his Facebook. He then changes his password, again, pretty fair move on his part. And then she steals his fucking pin code? What the fuck? So rather than somebody who’s actually been wronged and is hacking him for revenge, she’s just… a crazy psycho bitch?
I’m guessing that she didn’t so much steal his pin, but that he readily gave it to her. I boyfriends and girlfriends who know each other’s pins all the time. Some even tell each other out loud, where anybody else could hear.
Yes, the world is full of truly moronic people. And most of them, it seems, shop where I work.
1: You are not a retard.
2: You have created a bond based on mutual respect, and the understanding that your lives are inexorably tied together, both emotionally and financially.
3: You are not a retard.
4: A pin placed properly in the base of her brain stem will turn off all non-essential functions.
5: She might end up as a retard.
6: Your PIN will be safe.
Hmm, they could mean cerebral palsy, but what would make them think that? He’s just a silly, angry person who uses repeated letters for emphasis and has the occasional typo. Those don’t sound like symptoms of cerebral palsy to me.
Maybe he’s using all caps because he has chest pain?
@Who’s That Girl? – Mental retardation is usually a secondary symptom of CP. Not everyone diagnosed with CP is going to be stupid. There were a few kids with CP in my High School, and they were all in advanced classes. They certainly walked like retards, though.
Soup, I took your advice in #6 and locked my ATM card in a small safe that I keep under my pillow. But then I realized the safe code is the same as my PIN. Bugger!
I think it’s going to be ok though. I just pushed my wife down the stairs.
P.S. I don’t think I have expressed displeasure with your humour in the past, have I? I think I expressed displeasure at having to read about 45 comments congratulating you on your push-pregnant-girlfriend-down-the-stairs joke. I didn’t have a problem with the joke itself.
danny is actually not autistic or has CP, hes actually just fucking stupid.
him and “Pqualine” have broken up and gotten back together about 30 times.
everytime this happens there is about 45 status updates which clogs up everyones homepage.
mind you, if you were to see Dannys face you could not be blamed for thinking he was retarded.