Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Lameonella

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43 Comments

  1. Nice volley, dudes.

  2. If he dies, I bet somebody gets to keep the $20.

  3. A guy that idiotic would have worse spelling & grammar.

  4. I suspect a fake. The extra bit about salmon at the end seems a bit over the top.

  5. AHAHAHAH IDIOT!

  6. I call fake also.

  7. Natural selection at work.

  8. its still funny.

  9. I certainly hope Alexander was kidding. It’s like something I’d say.

  10. frickin good call from alex imo

  11. What’s salmonella?

  12. I don’t know; for awhile, I thought you got salmonella from salmon too.

    Then again, I’ve been vegetarian since I was in first grade, so I knew enough to know it was in the foods I didn’t eat and I didn’t really care about the specifics. Chicken, salmon – either way, it’s not something I eat.

  13. I have faith in the stupidity of strangers, especially young ones. He’ll be pooping blood in an hour.

  14. This is too fake. Whoever is dumb enough to eat a raw chicken breast while having over the top punctuation and grammar, well, doesn’t exist.

  15. The good news is that if he does die from salmonella, at least he won’t be procreating. Lamebook alone proves that there are already way too many people with a critically low IQ.

  16. His name is Cale?

  17. I never knew being a vegetarian made you not know what salmonella is.

  18. Wonder if he’s going to start eating raw worms too.

    Salmonella: infects people via unclean food, crap from infected people and thawed fowl. Salmonella didn’t get it’s name from salmon, it got it’s name from the guy that found it, Daniel Elmer Salmon. Damn I pity the guy for having a name like that.

  19. Oh, and interestingly enough, Mr Salmon and his buddy first found the disease in pigs.

  20. “No sweat.” Whenever I read that bit, I think he’s on about the chicken breast.

  21. Just because he did a monumentously stupid thing doesn’t mean his spelling and grammar won’t be that great. Many guys I knew in my first year or school were articulate and spelled fine, but they’d do dumb shit like this all the time. They wouldn’t go so far as to put their lives and bowells in danger, but they’d to crazy shit. This seems a BIT fake, but not because of the spelling and grammar.

  22. I know him. He’s dead.

  23. rusty water

  24. Rar! Fear me.

  25. Chickenella will kill you, too.

  26. Then again, I’ve been vegetarian since I was in first grade, so I knew enough to know it was in the foods I didn’t eat and I didn’t really care about the specifics. Chicken, salmon – either way, it’s not something I eat.

    Uh, “meh”, psst–you can get salmonella from things other than meat. It COMES from animal products, but can get into other foods as well, hence the salmonella/peanut butter outbreak of 2008 or whenever it was. (Stop making us veggie folk look bad ;) .)

  27. what I want to know is: if he thinks salmonella comes from salmon, does he pronounce salmon “sal-mon”?

  28. Ignorance: THANK YOU!!!!

  29. hen again, I’ve been vegetarian since I was in first grade, so I knew enough to know it was in the foods I didn’t eat and I didn’t really care about the specifics. Chicken, salmon – either way, it’s not something I eat.

    ya… you can get salmonella from raw eggs as well. so even if you don’t eat meat… you prolly should know about the food you actually are ingesting…

  30. Oh well, we’ll never know because he may have gotten ill from eating chicken raw…. probably ate the raw eggs ealier!

  31. Oh well, we’ll never know because he may have gotten sick from eating chicken raw.

  32. Splint Chesthair

    It’s not a given that you get sick from eating raw chicken. You’re probably more likely to get in a car accident. Cleaning products and advertising have people freaking out about dirt and absurd notions of cleanliness so you buy their products.

    People look at raw chicken like it’s some sort of biological weapon, this is beyond absurd.

  33. this is Cale from the conversation. Sadly, thats not fake, Alex actually did that.

  34. I know these guys. If you think their grammar means that they wouldn’t do something that stupid, you obviously DON’T know them. XD

  35. Sushi makeover….Checkenbreastushi!!

  36. ****Chicken….

  37. all you need is a little soy sauce and wasabi and you’re good to go!

  38. this is a fake. it’s from luelinks. lol.

  39. hahahahahahahaha

  40. this is amazing. I love the implied smugness at his own knowledge. What a tard

  41. I hereby nominate Alexander for the Darwin Awards.

  42. I got salmonella poisoning from the peanut butter outbreak last winter… TWICE. It sucked, but as long as you’re healthy/strong and stay hydrated you won’t die.

  43. Darwin Awards meet Alex… you’ll be seeing one another soon enough ;)

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