“I’d like to get to know you so I could show you
Put the pussy on you like I told you
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone you
Your girl actin’ stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don’t or you will or won’t you
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don’t you
See my ass and my lips, don’t you
Lost a few pounds and my waist for you
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it’s good to know you”
Have you ever seen the movie, “Roxanne,” with Steve Martin? That part where he is insulting his nose, and one of the insults was,”You could de-emphasize your nose by wearing something larger, like say, Wyoming…”? I thought of that when I saw this.
And that’s the last photograph ever taken of sweet Brittany Smith, if anyone has any information regarding her disappearance please call crime stoppers.
I have no witty caption, but this pic reminds me of this other pic of a biiiiig bitch looking for her puppy dog and it’s wedged in the crack of her ass.
Damn, I have a comment “waiting for approval by moderator” that I know would have won this. Who knew there was a line that could be crossed on Lamebook?
Duck, Duck, GOOSE!
Woman arrested at local nightclub for smuggling 20 pounds of crack.
Rosa Parks did not die in vain
white girl : “did that bitch just FART on me?!?!?!?!”
“I like big butts and I can not lie”….what? fuck you!
Also, has anyone noticed that the girl all the way on the left looks like one of the wayans brothers? I know I’m not the only one that sees that shit…
More cushion for the pushin’
“If you got a big dick, let me search it”
“I’d like to get to know you so I could show you
Put the pussy on you like I told you
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone you
Your girl actin’ stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don’t or you will or won’t you
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don’t you
See my ass and my lips, don’t you
Lost a few pounds and my waist for you
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it’s good to know you”
Missy Elliott wins this!
shamoo gone wild.
“I thought Moby Dick was white?”
Special episode of mtv’s My Super Sweet 16… Precious’s birthday party!
Where’s the middle one gone?
That’s when the doctor told me that the lump attached to my ass was my twin.
“Quit laughing and let me past. I gotta PEE!”
so Precious Rhianna and Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar…
Long lost photo of Oprah’s 21st birthday party
This is fake.
“OMG! Lindsay Lohan???
Does this white chick make my ass look fat?
Number one way to look like a 7 is make sure you dance with someone who is completely off the scale.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat
I’ve always wanted to get up close with the new Airbus A380!
What would you dooooooo for a klondike bar?!
SOUL TRAIN!!!!!!!
“Fat chicks need loving too”
Who’s your farmer?
Oh-oh-rio
18 wheeler lemme back that ass up
And that’s just the peanut…wait for the turd.
^what, more? there’s been 29 turds so far….
^make that 30
Im starting to think that Michael Clark Duncan (Green Mile actor) is not dead??….. I think they made a mistake……DID YOU SAY STEAK?!
turkey on rye
“That’s it! All the way to the elbow!”
Feel so much better since the white girl picked my wedgie.
The Urban Spinoff of Shallow Hal.
Dance your heart out they said, it’ll be fun they said, then came a heart attack.
-Black lady
Btw. Any one else notice the rack attack?
“I told dat bitch before. Look before you sit down, now she got a nudda white chick stuck to her..”
From the Makers of Big Mommas House and other movies where a male celebrity dresses up as woman. Comes a new movie, Staring Jamie Foxx (Far left)
Fat black woman LOOOOVE skinny white girls
41 turds.
pappajohn, you’re a fucking idiot.
Usually more people help when they get beached.
Blonde’s first time cow-tipping.
What an awkward time for a rectal exam.
My precious!
“someone tell snooki to get out of my way”
“There is plenty more where that came from”
is this mlk’s other dream??
Have you ever seen the movie, “Roxanne,” with Steve Martin? That part where he is insulting his nose, and one of the insults was,”You could de-emphasize your nose by wearing something larger, like say, Wyoming…”? I thought of that when I saw this.
Rock and hard place: if I don’t touch her but, she’ll eat me.
99 women.. Cause the fat bitch ate 1.
Reach deeper. I know it’s in there somewhere.
Fuck your caption, that girl on the far left is hot.
^Yeah, if you like men!
Precious just shit out a white girl.
did anyone else just hear comedy’s last, desperate death-fart?
My milkshake crushed all the boys in the yard
I got big booty bitches, big, big booty bitches, woo!
Her hips certainly don’t lie!!!
FU lamebook with your shity challenge, right up myanus.
Amazing, the big, black bitch shit a little, white bitch, and she came out clean!
Legging. The new fisting.
Dude…your shadow got fat!!
Ride the Walrus!
Awwwwwe, Isn’t that Precious? No, seriously, isn’t she that chick from the movie?
Precious Moments
How Oreos are made.
Awww Precious.
And that’s the last photograph ever taken of sweet Brittany Smith, if anyone has any information regarding her disappearance please call crime stoppers.
Once you go black, you never go back.
I just pooped me a white gurl.
girl on right: Is it in yet?
girl behind her, thinking: they never make these strap-ons big enough!
I’m telling you its too tight. You’re gonna have to fart if you want me to go deeper.
Oreos: twist it, lick it, dunk it.
“jus’ wait till ‘dis bitch sobuh up an’ realize i aint cee-lo”
Michelle has certainly let herself go after Obama lost the 2012 election.
schmemily I think the white girl was her wedgie!
“This is how you drain the anal glands on a cow!”
Abe Lincoln would regret abolishing slavery
Life is like a box of chocolates. Milk, white and dark in a row.
“YyYYyyyyyyeaaaaa white bitch hettin’ ready to be givin’ me some reach around love! BRING IT…Come get my love clam!”
Precious 2: Precious Gone Wild!
THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS SHIT
EVERYTHING BEFORE THIS POST IS SHIT.
this post is sorta ok.
EVERYTHING AFTER THIS POST IS ALSO GUARANTEED TO BE SHIT.
“Hey big girl, now back it up…” This takes Wobble to a new extreme
point proven.
I have no witty caption, but this pic reminds me of this other pic of a biiiiig bitch looking for her puppy dog and it’s wedged in the crack of her ass.
that is all.
I’m gonna hump the cancer right out of this whale!
This pic needs no caption.
^I know, right? I’m mean – that’s exactly what a reasonable human would think.
“This pic needs no caption.”
but nooooo…..
I know we’re in the middle of a battle, but I’m taking this couch!
Hey sharon ! quick help me get shequoia out my butt now we done sneaked her into da club
Tyler Perry Presents: Madea’s Bachelorette Party
Her stripper stage name is Tankerae
White girl: Yeah, that thing looks infected.
Emma had a great night and was especially pleased when she placed first in ‘Pin the tail on the Donkey-Kong’.
I don’t recall Princess Leia choking Jabba the Hut ever looking like this. Damn Lucas just won’t stop tinkering with those films!
Siamese twins.
“DON’T PUSH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, -DON’T- PUSH!”
Damn, I have a comment “waiting for approval by moderator” that I know would have won this. Who knew there was a line that could be crossed on Lamebook?
Did it have a link in it? Or did you say the “n” word? Even s.n.i.g.g.e.r gets blocked…
Precious 2: Electric Boogaloo
Whale rider; American style
Mega-boring.
barry white, the golden years
“A wild Slutlax has appeared! Ho-oh uses “Hump”! It’s super effective!”