Hoo ha? You have a vagina, say it like a big girl.
In any case, indiscriminately squirting yogurt into it isn’t exactly the way to fix anything. There’s the proper way, and then there’s the incredibly stupid way. Thanks for only teaching us one of them, internet!
Matthew is correct about the yogurt, but the real question is, why does he care about it enough to post it as his Facebook status? His choice of vaginal treatments for a “fun fact” indicates he may be trying to deflect attention away from his small penis. Or he’s trying to impress a girl who’s a biology student. Or both.
Misty, on the other hand, is simply a moron. Always remember to Google before you throw out the mental-health accusations. Lamebook itself is also suspect on this matter, though they may simply have fallen in love with the “dannon cannon” header and decided to go with it anyway.
I’m assuming the turkey baster is washed before insertion? Otherwise it’s not just infection of the yeast variety your going to have going on down there!
I’m impressed/worried by how well Matthew here knows his yeast infection treatments – on a first name basis in fact!
@ Mr Haiku – I think I love you. Is there a Mrs Haiku?
And as for the actual post – I think we just all have to be grateful that it is ‘the normal flora of the vagina’, rather than fauna. Ain’t no amount of yoghurt gonna deal with woodland animals in your fairy garden.
I think Matthew’s pretty funny. I wish more of my friends on Facebook were like him. I’d much rather read stuff like this than “Just sitting on Facebook and watching tv lol.” or other such boring guff.
this is actually true. I never heard of injecting it with a turkey baster though… I think he made that up to be funny. I guess it could be done that way… uh, I’m sure his pals were delighted for this bit of info, haha…
just dip a tampon in yoghurt and insert before going to bed for the night. remove the tampon in the morning and you’ll have a much happier vagina. much cheaper than the crap the pharmaceutical folks think you have to buy as penance for having a vagina.
tampons actually arent good for yeast infections or, actually, in general. there are a lot of chemicals in tampons that companies put in to prolong your period (making you buy more of them). since theyre not regulated, really anything could be in them.
so basically, you don’t trust any female mammals?
I don’t think you have any right calling Anon a dumbass. Being a girl you should know that it is very common for women to use chemicals to alter their period (birth control). I wouldn’t be surprised if what Anon said is true.
Actually, if left in too long, tampons can be a cause of yeast infection!
@Erika: I’ve heard the thing about chemicals in tampons, too. It’s not that the chemicals actually extend your period. It was something else…thins the blood so it looks like more, or causes your vaginal walls to bleed, or something…meh, I’m too lazy to Google it.
Even though this sounds kind of funny, it is true. If you get PLAIN yogurt with LIVE CULTURE, you can put the yogurt up there and your yeast infection and most other problems are cured. This is because the bacteria used for yogurt is a good bacteria that eats up candida/yeast that grow within our bodies. You can use an actual DOUCHE and mix it with water and yogurt and put it up there. If that is too gross for you, you can just eat yogurt every day and you will be cured in 3 days. Yogurt with at least 8 grams of fat is also good for women with weak hair strands or curly hair. Put it on for a deep conditioning treatment.