@ 7 – It looks like six other people stole first from you at the last second.
Whatever to the actual post. Russell is obviously very young and only literate in the vaguest, sketchiest sense of the word. I say, more power to him that he’s actually trying to do right by someone. Yeah, his spelling and grammar is a nightmare and his whole letter is pretty immature and ignorant, but this could have been much worse. He could have been comparing his baby mama to Wal-Mart and taking photos of his baby with a bong.
This is probably one of the better bad spelling/grammar posts lol. If I was to “travle to all the ins of the earth” I don’t think the Bahamas would be on the top of my list. I would choose Amsterdam and forget what I was doing there.
I changed the settings on my cell phone just so I could ‘like’ this. Thank god he’s a virgin- no chance of him polluting the world with his kind just yet, and by the sounds of it he doesn’t have any balls. No need to worry guys, mankind’s not in trouble with this one.
Mandicane I’d also die if my boyfriend read this- wedding or not!
@Jonas, I think the LOL is more like stage direction. This way he know when his letter is funny, seeing as he’ll be wading through that piss poor English the entire speech.
I don’t really know why people thing horrific spelling is “cute”, but it’s really not. Unless you’re in grade school, then it’s not really cute, and more a fact of life. I know grade schoolers that spell and write better than this.
I’m sorry but LOL written by a man in a letter to a woman has got to be grounds for annulment. Nothing says “I’m a man that likes to have sex with me” like “congratlations on gettin married…to me LOL!”
“time castle” I died! No really. I have a degree in English and I just died. Russell, you’ve killed me. I’m dead. Your words have made me no longer living. You could f*ck me running because I’ve so died.
“sometime i get cranky but gurl u just gunnna have to excuse my bossiness thats just how i roll but no that is comes from a place of love” Holy Shiiiite! I’m the one who is LOL. I have not yet decided if this is funny or sad. I’m also confused how he uses words like: prolly, time castle, gunnna, alrite, hav…just an atrocious attempt at the English language but he can correctly spell words like through and special? I wuda thouht dat he wuda spelled dem lik thru and speshul n shit. Oh yeah he correctly spelled “shit”.
@ 32 – That’s exactly what I was thinking. I hate things like this. Everything he’s saying is generic and can be said to anyone, not to mention how meaningless it is since he’s writing it to his “future boo”. He should probably wait until he’s in a serious relationship to write something like this.
This cracks me up. He’s just assuming that his future wife is a hottie. What if he falls in love with a girl with a heart of gold, and a face of mud? “God must have been showing off when he made you, you’re so stunning.” Awwwkward