Loretta gets it. I ripped her vag with my massive dong.
because when I have sex the first thing I want to do is brag about it in the lamebook comments section
That one flew over Loretta’s head like Mario’s duck.
^^ Yep. Hugely.
Nothing against gay porn or anything, but I’m not looking for a huge cock in a man, I’m looking for one on a man, and then for it to be in me.
^you are learned and wise, and you make a salient point.
If a man wants to see a dick they can just look at their own. NO NEED for gay porn. Lesbian porn is ok though because men don’t have a pair of boobs, or a vagina.
Some men have boobs, like Fat Bastard, and some men have a vagina, like DakPainter.
Something tells me that Loretta isn’t very good at crossword puzzles.
One down: an eight letter word for “clueless.”
Is this dumb blond week?
Yes I know. It is not naturally red.
And some men have two cocks–like Crusty–one in his mouth and one in his arse.
^it keeps him quiet.
Women are not so shallow as to base their perception of a perfect man on something as trivial as the size of his spunk hose.
It’s how much money he has that really seals the deal… superficial acquisitional sluts.
Oh ffs, I didn’t even see it. Dumb blond week indeed, except I’m not. Bloody well should be though.
Gobble gobble gobble
^Crusty! I never pictured you as one who could speak turkey.
crusty has a whole series of bird impressions.
after the turkey, he does the swallow. and the tit.
he doesn’t do a very good shag, though.
How much is he charging for the hour, now?
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