Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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  1. “See now ur makin me think” haha, Oh God forbid.

  2. Claasic!!!

  3. What a fucking weirdo.

  4. The first one would be cute, except: why her ribs? And also, couple tattoos can end up becoming a huge regret.

    As for the second one…Oh dear. Here’s to hoping she doesn’t go through with it.

  5. I love that Brian will always have a reason to punch through Ash’s ribs.

  6. I think Brian’s doing it wrong.

  7. “see now your making me think”

    yeah cant you just let her screw her life up so we can all laff at her?

  8. It’s on her ribs because that’s where your heart is.

    It’s a key to her heart.

    Apart from the fact that suggests he’s going to be punching a hole through her chest, it’s a totally cute tattoo.

  9. Brittani has a problem with “the p word” but not with “GET FUCKED”?

    Also. Their names. Tiffany and Brittani. Haha.

  10. Now why is her friend ‘making her think’? Wouldn’t it be funnier to just let it happen, then a few years down the road, as her what she thinks of her tattoo? I would have said, “Oh? Good idea. Definitely go through with it.” (Idiot.)

  11. It may be more appropriate for Brian to either get that tattoo on his penis or his wallet.

  12. *ask

  13. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Keep thinkin’ Tiff.
    Good luck with that.

  14. Don’t think too hard about that tattoo, Tif. It’s not like you have to live with it for the rest of your life or anything.

    “Grandma, what does pussy mean?”

  15. You know it won’t be nearly as offensive if she misspells it.

  16. What does ‘PLAY PUSSY GET FUCKED’ even mean?

  17. “see now ur makin me think”

    CAPTAIN, I’M DETECTING LIFE SIGNS!

  18. Not sure if I should be thanking Brittani or not…

  19. “the p word”? Seriously?

  20. I’m all for her getting the tattoo. Just wish she’d get it on her forehead so it’d be even more obvious that I’d want nothing to do with her when seeing her on the street.

  21. I would applaud so loudly if I found out that Brian and Ash broke up. XD

  22. Clearly this is an homage to DMX “If a nigga plays pussy, that nigga will get fucked”. She was intelligent and thoughtful enough to remove the parts that others would find offensive.

  23. She spelled tattoo wrong.

  24. Thanks Jeff. Since spelling errors are so rare in the posts on lamebook, it’s really great that we have you here to point them out to us.

  25. The side of her right foot? What kind of place is that to get a tattoo??
    Especially one mentioning a different body part…
    Still, with a name like Tiffany one can’t expect her to be anything other than pure class.

  26. God she is a ditz.

  27. her mama must be proud.

  28. @24: No problem. It’s really great that we have you to point out when someone points out a spelling error.

  29. And then you also have me to point out when someone unnecessarily and stupidly uses the “@” sign to address someone, thinking it makes him look cool but not realizing that this is not Twitter and the “@” sign doesn’t do anything here.

  30. @29: Thank you.

  31. Without people like Tiffany and the websites dedicated to their awful tattoos, my roommate and I would have nothing to do on bored days.

  32. @ 30 – what would we do without him?

  33. You would probably keep using the “@” sign, thinking you looked cool, while more intelligent people laughed at you.

  34. Shona, I got the symbolism, thanks. I just think it would’ve made more sense for her to have it on her chest, rather than her ribs. Then again, I’m looking for logic in people that think a couple tattoo is a good idea, so maybe the joke’s on me, eh.

  35. Once again, @@@@@@@@@@@@ I don’t think anyone here thinks the “#” sign actually does something, at least I don’t. I don’t even HAVE a Twitter. I just use it to direct a comment toward someone.

    And HA at Neckbeard. It WAS thoughtful of her to take out the word “nigga” so people wouldn’t get offended.

  36. @33: You’re funny.

  37. @ 33: LOL, I love it when people on teh internetz assume that they’re the smartest person on the comment board. If you’re so great, find something more intellectual to do with your time than hang around on Failblog.

  38. It would be really funny if Tiffany actually thought that “play pussy get fucked” had a sexual meaning. That would be some horribly misplaced flirting.

  39. The first one is not only extremely lame but Brian is gonna be extremely bitter when he finds out she was getting it up the ass from one of his friends and he has a reminder of her on his arm for the rest of his life. As for the second one, I only have one request- PLEASE DON’T EVER PROCREATE.

  40. I agree that the P word is totally inappropriate for a tattoo like this. She should definitely go with the C word instead – far less chance of regretting it when she’s older.

  41. So… um… can anyone tell us what “PLAY PUSSY GET FUCKED” actually *does* mean? Is it something along the lines of “If you sleep around with many women, you will fail in many aspects of your life?”

  42. Who is to say that Ash and Brian aren’t happily married? Most people are making it sound like they have only been going out for a couple of months.

    I like the keyhole idea, but I’m not sure where the best place to put the key would be. Perhaps the tongue? (as in, his personality and sweet words, don’t make this suss).

    Side note: is it even possible to tattoo a tongue?

  43. @ @@@@@@@@, I didn’t realize that the “@” sign was only used on Twitter.

    Thanks for pointing that out for all of us! Don’t worry, we’re not mad @ you. @ times I forget that “@” was a symbol created @ the same time that Twitter was created, specifically for its use. Why aren’t we giving a Lamebook award to @@@@@@@@@?! Shame on us. I’m now mad @ Lamebook.

  44. Hey people, just ignore @@@@@@@@@@, I have a feeling it’s some 13 year-old little pansy girl who hasn’t matured enough yet to leave comments that are even slightly correct or even remotely worth reading. Every time I read her comments I feel like I’ve wasted a precious few seconds (reading the same old crap over and over again) when I could’ve been reading someone else’s comment that’s vaguely worthwhile or amusing. I look forward to tracking @@@@@@@@@ down, by the way.

    I say that but Bry – your comment did make me laugh.

    Regarding the actual post – I get the impression Tiffany is trying to show off and be all quirky with her tattoo but just manages to make herself sound like quite the skank.

  45. Bry wrote: “@ @@@@@@@@, I didn’t realize that the “@” sign was only used on Twitter.”

    I didn’t say it was.

    However, on Twitter it has a function as a tag. When the system sees the “@” sign, it automatically routes the message to the intended recipient. It doesn’t do that here.

    For hundreds of years we have been able to address one another without the “@” sign, simply by calling someone by name. For a couple of decades now we’ve done it in electronic form on the internet. Then along came Twitter, and morons who don’t understand why Twitter uses the “@” sign began using it in situations where we’ve communicated quite successfully without it.

    You’re all like those silly teenage narutards who watch Naruto and then think they’re cool because they add “-dattebayo!” to the end of every sentence. You don’t even know why you’re doing it.

    I think it’s funny that one of the major recurring complaints about the submissions here is the destruction of the English language, with the variations of leet speak and ghetto pidgin. And yet, here we have some of the same people who whine about pidgin doing THE EXACT SAME THING by using the “@” sign just to look cool, without having the slightest idea why. You might as well throw in some random numbers and misspellings to make sure we all know how awesome you are.

  46. *agrees with #14*

  47. hmmm wrote: “I look forward to tracking @@@@@@@@@ down, by the way.”

    Oh, that should be entertaining.

  48. i think it’s funnier to assume that brian and his lady are a couple in their early 20s, that way it’s all the better when he has to explain to people in 2 years that the key unlocks his resentment and bitter memories of that bitch who did him wrong.

  49. @43 lol

  50. also, the googles tells me that “play pussy get fucked” is from a lil’ wayne & juelz santana song that blew my mind out with how ridiculous the lyrics were.

    “rocky marciano how i beat the pussy up
    you not a soprano play pussy get fucked”

    on a side note, who spells their name “juelz”

  51. To this “@@@@@@@@@@@@@@” person: you have typed out the same long-winded, boring rubbish several times on different threads on this site. We all understand the points you are making and, believe it or not, we know that lamebook does not use the ‘@’ symbol to physically route the message anywhere (wow – really? Wow, kewwwl!! You so klevvvvvaaaaa!!!). We just don’t fucking care. It’s ONE symbol on the keyboard, the use (or misuse, in your opinion) of which is a convention on this site and does no harm to anyone. If you think it is akin to using pidgin English or having no grasp of grammar or spelling, you really are a lot more stupid than you know.

    @ everyone else: please, in the name of all things holy (or not, whatever) – let’s agree to completely ignore this halfwit from now on. Thank you.

  52. Comment #48 is the funniest thing on lamebook today.

  53. @46 – @@@@@@@@@@@, I love that you don’t even realise how idiotic you sound!
    Also, the more you bitch and moan about it, the more i WANT to do it JUST to annoy you. I’re I’m not the only one. I’m pretty sure that most people don’t think they are cool for using it. And definitely not as cool as you think you are for pointing it out. I’m also pretty sure they don’t think they are on Twitter either.
    Since it’s become a bit of a convention on forums and chat pages to use the @ symbol as shorthand for signalling who you’re talking to in a big discussion where everyone is talking to lots of people, I think we can survive!
    Get a life. MORON.

    @44 – Can I help you track @@@@@@@@@@@@@ down?

    @42 – It probably is possible, but I’d guess not advisable ;)

  54. @46 – @@@@@@@@@@@, I love that you don’t even realise how idiotic you sound!
    Also, the more you bitch and moan about it, the more i WANT to do it JUST to annoy you. I’m sure I’m not the only one. I’m pretty sure that most people don’t think they are cool for using it. And definitely not as cool as you think you are for pointing it out. I’m also pretty sure they don’t think they are on Twitter either.
    Since it’s become a bit of a convention on forums and chat pages to use the @ symbol as shorthand for signalling who you’re talking to in a big discussion where everyone is talking to lots of people, I think we can survive!
    Get a life. MORON.

    @44 – Can I help you track @@@@@@@@@@@@@ down?

    @42 – It probably is possible, but I’d guess not advisable ;)

  55. Gah – it said the first attempt failed *stomp*

  56. I can just about take people (hot girls) with a cute tattoo.
    People with a shit tattoo (and let’s face it, most of them are) are dickheads.
    People with several shit tattoos are complete fuckwits.
    @@@@@@@@@@ is just a cunt.

  57. I use @ to address people. It’s a handy marker even outside Twitter. I don’t see the problem. It’s not a major malfunction of language.

    It’s also possible that @@@@@@@@@@ is being contrary on purpose, in order to get negative responses, which will help him feel good about himself. I believe the young people refer to this sort of person as “a troll”.

  58. I think that if you can’t spell tattoo, you should not be allowed to get a tattoo. And if I ran a tattoo parlor, that would be a requirement.

    “Write the word ‘tattoo’ on this piece of paper.”
    “TATOO”
    “Wrong. Get out.”

  59. Ah but if they could all spell then we would no longer be able to enjoy body art spelling fails, and that would be a tradgey.

  60. Thinking: Stopping people from getting retarded tattoos since 10,000 BC.

  61. @ Zarggg
    LOL!
    I love you.

  62. lol @ @@@@@@@@@
    @@@@@@@@@ is a twat
    wot do u think of that, @@@@@@@@@?

  63. I think you should have “@” tattooed on your anus to guide your clients in.

  64. @60
    You are AWESOME.

  65. @@@@@@@@@@@@
    despite my contempt for you, I’ll give you that that was pretty funny.

  66. I am getting an @ tattoo tomorrow for sure!

  67. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
    @ @ @ @ @
    @ @@@ @ @ @
    @ @ @@@@@@ @
    @@@@@@ @ @ @

  68. For @@@@@@@@@,

    the @ sign does do something though, if you type the person’s name. it links to their page.

  69. You speak of language as if it were a constant, and not an ever changing, mutating thing that is greatly influenced by the ways the masses communicate – and there is no greater mass communication than the interwebs. It’s highly possible that in five years time, all correspondence could be kicked off with @.

    Also? Stop making the retarded Naruto comments. You’re making anime fans look like assholes.

  70. Never get a couple tattoo.

    Play Pussy get fucked..nuff said.

  71. “New” tattoo implies she already has one or more… I wonder what the others are.

  72. Yeah Brittani, now you made her think!! *sigh*

  73. Tiffany SHOULD get that tattoed, so that she’ll forever be reminded of what a dumb whore she is.

  74. I can’t believe that so many of you give a toss about whether or not people use ‘@’.

  75. @ @@@@@@@ : U R A TW@

  76. nah, exilednzer, we just like winding up the one person who does give a toss ;)

  77. Cock SMOKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRS.

    Bosh

  78. Play Pussy, Get Fucked: If you act like a little weakling, you will get screwed over in the end.

    “Hey pussy, come over here and fight like a man before I really fuck you up!”

    She’s actually kind of witty….

    oh wait….

  79. I like how his friends comments “made him think”

  80. @carrie: “his”?

  81. GreySkyedEyes wrote: “the @ sign does do something though, if you type the person’s name. it links to their page.”

    No it doesn’t. See? This is what I was talking about: Retards who don’t understand that Twitter is not the whole Internet.

    animaven wrote: “Also? Stop making the retarded Naruto comments. You’re making anime fans look like assholes.”

    Ah, I have offended a narutard. I bet you masturbate to a poster of Sasuke and append “-chan” to all your friends’ names, too.

  82. Actually, while it’s a recent thing, Facebook now does respond to the @ sign. At least it does in statuses (probably not comments). It links to their page, just like twitter. Although to be fair the “@” doesn’t show up anymore, it’s just ther person’s name as a link.

  83. Sarah wrote: “Actually, while it’s a recent thing, Facebook now does respond to the @ sign.”

    And here’s someone who doesn’t realize Lamebook is not part of Facebook.

  84. Because foot tattoos are so unique nowadays..

  85. Hahah, the @asshole doesn’t realize that he’s been beat. Over and over. He doesn’t realize when people are being sarcastic.

    Or, perhaps he does, but he’s too much of an asshole to admit it, or quietly step away.

  86. @@@@@@@@@
    Seriously, freaking get a life.
    I can imagine YOU, sitting at your computer, masturbating every time you type your unwanted opinion on the usage of @.
    Go and stroke yourself and your overinflated ego somewhere else.

  87. @ @@@@@@@@@,
    actually “@” has been part of internet patois since, well, forever. certainly before twitter was a twinkle in some coder’s eye. i believe it started in IRC but it’s probably older than that, and it didn’t “do” anything there either.

    it’s shorthand, and we are a lazy species. this is the internet, and it cannot be stopped.

    also: you’re a cunt.

  88. @gecks: “also: you’re a cunt.”
    WIN!

  89. I like turtles.

  90. I blame the names

  91. @ @@@@@@@@ This symbol still does mean the word, “at”, therefore can be used at such. “@” doesn’t just mean <Twitter/ link/ – believe it or not, it existed before Twitter! (I know – crazy that things existed before Twitter, right!?)

    And, just throwing this out there: The @ symbol is not specific to Twitter. This isn’t a Highlander thing…And if it is, then I’m game for the Lamebook team. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  92. She’s totally getting it done in a basement by a drunk 40-year-old bachelor. I think most real tattoo artists would keep a straight face at her pre-appointment, listen to her idea…then the second she walks out that door, “Hey guys! Come check this out! She’s even dumber than that guy who punched his lady in the ribs, via romantic tattoo!”

  93. @ everyone. My apologies, I’m a retard. I’m going to masturbate and pick my boogers now. Have a fabulous evening!

  94. anyone else actually think brian and ash’s tattoo is cute? KEY TO MY HEART! k well it’s a bit lame(book).. but aww.

  95. It is pretty nice. At least it’s not just names that will be awkard to explain later on!

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