If Selina is talking about an abortion, I hope that her next appointment is with the OBG is to have her tubes tied.
Also, I would like to thank Cheryl for her words of wisdom. I had no idea that having sex without using birth control was a part of growing up. Thanks for the life lesson!
Saved – You’re such a slave – I don’t expect a
Name – You don’t care – I wasn’t witness –
I can’t be a part of a system such as this
Hard eyes – Glow right – In my – Darkness – Again
With the sickness, rengade sisters, blisters,
Salivate, litigate, liberate, madness, sadness
Fuck this – How long have I had this?
I don’t need this – Outta my business
Insert, engage, betray, MY GOD
FRAUD
FRAUD
FRAUD
Liberate – My madness
Liberate – My madness
I just want to…
Liberate – My madness
Liberate – My madness
I wish these people would come over here and explain themselves. Selina’s message is just too cryptic. She might have just dropped her child off with the father for a week’s visitation or something a tad more benign than abortion (still nasty), or she might be referring to someone as a baby in an insulting manner, like an ex boyfriend.
I think the 28th refers to the date of the month. If she got an abortion, you have to wait to have sex or even use tampons, or stop bleeding. Or maybe she dropped her baby off at a sitter and is leaving for vacation on the 28th, I really wish she would clarify.
Or maybe she is in high school and had to carry a bag of flour as a baby, for week or something. Maybe she gets her grade on the 28th. They also make these babies that are fake but act like real babies to teach young girls how difficult it is to take care of a baby.
1) November 28th is her 16th birthday
2) Yes, she had an abortion
3) She’s excited that she can drink/smoke now (she was a good pregnant mom, during the 8 weeks of pregnancy (except weekends, which don’t count, right?))
4) The “father” is/was 24 (they’re still dating)
5) She’s very unattractive
6) I also like turtles
I hate when people call themselves then lie to their faces then knock themselves up! I guesses it’s all parts of growing up girlfriends. At least they are rid of the baby and can’t wait ’til the 28th. That’ll show them.
Thanks for clearing all that up, mcowles! So glad that she was a “good mother” to something she was planning on killing anyway! She does, however, sound like a poster child for abortion rights. Or maybe just sterilization. Yes, we all grow up (well, some of us), and we all made mistakes as teenagers, but common sense is, unfortunately, not something that can be taught, especially at 16.
And come on. Number 1-4 were very informative, but #5 was just spiteful. Did you add that one in so we can all be relieved that one more ugly baby won’t be entering the world to a teen mom?
Nublet can lick my gooch… “I love going on humor sites and making people want to slit their wrists while I shove my morals down their throat” Zombie kid needs to tell her more about turtles as he eats her brains.
I like mcowles version better, maybe that means I’m a bad person but it was entertaining. Thank you Beans for appologising for ruining the fun, at least you admit it. Still, it would have been funny if you nutted out like Brett did, oh well, another time maybe
Who gives a shit if she had an abortion? Or if she’s happy about it? Someone who doesn’t want to be pregnant is glad she’s no longer pregnant. Apparently this is shocking.
The #1 feeling reported by women who’ve had an abortion is relief.
she was clearly responsible enough to realize that at 16 it’s NOT a good idea to have a child. especially when you’re the kind of person to announce an abortion on facebook. at least she had enough sense to save the poor would-be child from a pretty fucked up life.
@ 52. She was responsible enough to get an abortion? What’s responsible about getting knocked up at 16 you fucking moron?
The responsible thing would be for her to shut her legs, or at the very least use a fucking condom!
Idiot!
Well, if she was stupid enough to get preggers at 16, chances are, she would have made a piss-poor mother. And really, do we need another bastard child from some retarded chick that thinks birth-control consists of a visit to the doc?
So yeah, yay for the abortion.
@ Selina
Yes! Freedom from being irresponsible and a whore. Use a condom retard.
ah growing up.
pro-choice!
Selina could have very well been babysitting someone else’s baby, and is now glad to be rid of it. She hasn’t necessarily had an abortion.
@ Adam
Didn’t think of that. Too bad I can delete my comment.
*can’t
stupid likes turtles
I like how Allie’s pluralized everything, as though guys deceiving her and then knocking up her best friends is a frequent occurrence in her life.
I like Zombie Kid
If Selina is talking about an abortion, I hope that her next appointment is with the OBG is to have her tubes tied.
Also, I would like to thank Cheryl for her words of wisdom. I had no idea that having sex without using birth control was a part of growing up. Thanks for the life lesson!
Saved – You’re such a slave – I don’t expect a
Name – You don’t care – I wasn’t witness –
I can’t be a part of a system such as this
Hard eyes – Glow right – In my – Darkness – Again
With the sickness, rengade sisters, blisters,
Salivate, litigate, liberate, madness, sadness
Fuck this – How long have I had this?
I don’t need this – Outta my business
Insert, engage, betray, MY GOD
FRAUD
FRAUD
FRAUD
Liberate – My madness
Liberate – My madness
I just want to…
Liberate – My madness
Liberate – My madness
STFU, “Slipknot”
I wish these people would come over here and explain themselves. Selina’s message is just too cryptic. She might have just dropped her child off with the father for a week’s visitation or something a tad more benign than abortion (still nasty), or she might be referring to someone as a baby in an insulting manner, like an ex boyfriend.
Also, can’t a friend knock another friend up anymore? What’s wrong with that?
Why would Selina want 28 children if she was happy to be rid of one?
@Lola
http://www.tomkidding.com/oddities/discombobulator/index.html
maybe the dingo ate her baby
@wanker… lol!
Roy?! Don’t be mad at me Roy!
My names not Roy, woman!
Fuckin kids. They ruin everything.
I think the 28th refers to the date of the month. If she got an abortion, you have to wait to have sex or even use tampons, or stop bleeding. Or maybe she dropped her baby off at a sitter and is leaving for vacation on the 28th, I really wish she would clarify.
Or maybe she is in high school and had to carry a bag of flour as a baby, for week or something. Maybe she gets her grade on the 28th. They also make these babies that are fake but act like real babies to teach young girls how difficult it is to take care of a baby.
I know Selina and let me clear up a few things.
1) November 28th is her 16th birthday
2) Yes, she had an abortion
3) She’s excited that she can drink/smoke now (she was a good pregnant mom, during the 8 weeks of pregnancy (except weekends, which don’t count, right?))
4) The “father” is/was 24 (they’re still dating)
5) She’s very unattractive
6) I also like turtles
Welll…. She’s unattractive, then by all means…
Is it safe to say you submitted this one mcowles?
I hate when people call themselves then lie to their faces then knock themselves up! I guesses it’s all parts of growing up girlfriends. At least they are rid of the baby and can’t wait ’til the 28th. That’ll show them.
Thanks for clearing all that up, mcowles! So glad that she was a “good mother” to something she was planning on killing anyway! She does, however, sound like a poster child for abortion rights. Or maybe just sterilization. Yes, we all grow up (well, some of us), and we all made mistakes as teenagers, but common sense is, unfortunately, not something that can be taught, especially at 16.
And come on. Number 1-4 were very informative, but #5 was just spiteful. Did you add that one in so we can all be relieved that one more ugly baby won’t be entering the world to a teen mom?
Anne, Boz, wanker, LindseyB and mcowles all gave me lulz – and Dr Hymen was epic!
Then Nublet had a humour fail and made it go away.
Now I has sads.
@LindseyB
hahaha! That made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that!
@mcowles
lol. Funny that all those points are false. How do I know this you ask? Because she’s my cousin.
And to clear things up, shes talking about one of those electronic babies you have to take care of in school… not an abortion. lol
–Beans FTW!
Nublet can lick my gooch… “I love going on humor sites and making people want to slit their wrists while I shove my morals down their throat” Zombie kid needs to tell her more about turtles as he eats her brains.
oh and @beans
mcowles’ 6th point was in no way false
@pnkntndr
Alright but turtles are the worst animal to like, so it might as well be false. lol
Go Beans!
@mccowles
If the father is 24 and she is 15, why isn’t he in jail for statuatory?
Yay for beans !!
aww thanks guys ! *curtsy* lol
@ Beans.
Did you submit this one?
Nope. Wasn’t me. I was super surprised when I saw it lol. Didn’t think I’d see anyone I knew on here.
@Adam
Ummm, because her parents signed some papers to prevent him from going to jail.
@Beans
ummm, she IS 16, so the first point was partly true.
Fine, I made up #1-5, you caught me.
Damn Beans for REALLY knowing this person. Point 6 is very true, though and turtles are awesome.
Tortises are far out.
@mcowles.
haha I’m sorry for ruining your fun.
Selina is my hero now.
I like turtles.
I love zombies and turtles!
I like mcowles version better, maybe that means I’m a bad person but it was entertaining. Thank you Beans for appologising for ruining the fun, at least you admit it. Still, it would have been funny if you nutted out like Brett did, oh well, another time maybe
Who gives a shit if she had an abortion? Or if she’s happy about it? Someone who doesn’t want to be pregnant is glad she’s no longer pregnant. Apparently this is shocking.
The #1 feeling reported by women who’ve had an abortion is relief.
The #1 feeling should be guilt.
Stupid whores must stop being so hungry for cock.
Yay for Donna!
I HAVE 2 turtles
@47
Dropping 0.16th a pound is always a relief.
good for her for getting an abortion!
she was clearly responsible enough to realize that at 16 it’s NOT a good idea to have a child. especially when you’re the kind of person to announce an abortion on facebook. at least she had enough sense to save the poor would-be child from a pretty fucked up life.
^^ that’s what hitler said about the handicapped you stupid fucking cunt
go kill YOURself and do some real good
@ Beans:
Woo Hoo!!!! I was right!
@ 52. She was responsible enough to get an abortion? What’s responsible about getting knocked up at 16 you fucking moron?
The responsible thing would be for her to shut her legs, or at the very least use a fucking condom!
Idiot!
@Beans, lmao. You’re my hero!
Well, if she was stupid enough to get preggers at 16, chances are, she would have made a piss-poor mother. And really, do we need another bastard child from some retarded chick that thinks birth-control consists of a visit to the doc?
So yeah, yay for the abortion.
what about the baby being adopted by a great family who can’t have kids?
I think if she wants to be a slut she should deal with the consequences.