Awww… I can’t really make fun of the first one. The parents were excited, possibly to the extent that they temporarily forgot how to spell certain words. But hey, at least they spelled “graduating” correctly.
Ha fucking Ha! Someone is posting with my username again, that’s fucking hilarious, very original indeed you fucking moron. Like I would seriously post something as fucking pointless as that as a first comment, this is driving me crazy, all your douche bags who have nothing better to contribute than stupid retarded first posts. Screw you all, and stop hiding behind my username you idiots, grow a pair and if you’re going to attack me do it with your username you pole smokers.
@Makster: incase you missed the memo that circulating, I will summaries the contents for you:
1. Your a fuck head
2. Someone is using my username, why would I rant about first comments then do it? If you believe that as an actuality then your dumber than I thought.
3. Your dad says use less teeth next time you blow him.
Fuck this, if the moronic perpetrator insists on continuing with this hilarious prank then I’, just going to re-register, I’m sick of the prick(s) who find this highly amusing, “ooh lets pretend to be Ben” – change the record already it’s not funny.
As a product of “Florida Education” myself, all I can say is that they did a pretty dang good job at spelling.
Luckily I had enough brains to beg my parents to go to private school and get a real education.
Ben is a VERY uncommon name. I am sure when he was born he was issued sole usership of said name. So all you people are on notice that Ben and only Ben is allowed to use that username on the world wide web. Got it?! Good.
I think impostor Ben is my brother. He is a prick in general, and would totally steal someones identity for the sole purpose of making them look lame and whiny.
Real Ben, is just annoying. I don’t care if someone stole your user name! A simple, “haha, you got me,” would have been sufficient. PLUS! It’s not like his stole your real identity, or hacked your email, it’s your lamebook login. Someone should make a site called lamelamebook.com and feature you.
I hope that poor girl’s parents fixed the windshield before they drove to the commencement ceremony.
@Gank I’m aware but it IS very easy to change your username and quite frankly I’m am just irritated by the whining, puling little attention whores who have to make and take everything so freekin personal. I want to read people’s zingers about lame facebook posts not watch a pissing contest bewteen people I do not know, care about and who probably don’t have adequate equipment for the contest anyway.
Surely if Ben is registered as Ben, nobody else can use his name? I thought that was the reason that Lamebook changed so people had to sign in to comment, so that something like the Boz issue wouldn’t happen again.
Unless I’m wrong, in which case I sincerely hope this comment is followed by BritishHobo proclaiming himself a knob-end.
I’m still not a knob-end, so I’m just gonna go ahead and assume Ben’s an attention seeking troll who’s trying to get people to be sympathetic towards him by pretending people are stealing his name. Like a shit, impossible Boz.