What’s this ‘we’ shit all about? Nobody invoked shit…now quit acting like the “smart” kid in back of the classroom that waves their arm around in the air like he’s having a seizure, hoping, and praying, that the cute, young, and sexy new teachers assistant will call on you. She’s ignoring you for a reason…Now be a good little boy and use that steel wool I told you to dig out and wash that pizza off your face. Oh? What? That’s not pizza? Fuck, dude, get some proactive and take care of that shit, its revolting and downright offensive! If my face looked like that I wouldn’t dare go out in public?
riiiight… so if I ask a woman a question its because I want to wave my arm in the air to impress her with my brain in order to bed her?..not every bloke wants to fuck every woman in the vicinity..
the whole little episode you just had does tell me a lot about you though…
I’m mid twenties, and live with my girlfriend in a house we both work to pay off.. I haven’t had zits in about 7 years and there is only one chick I have any desire to impress… sorry capbitch but it ain’t you
Good catch Franky….fuck if I know…not sure what happened there! And don’t go get’n all serious and shit on me Berky! What happened to that perky little twat you were pretending to be earlier?….Ya jus’ be try’n t’ suck the fun right outta me aren’t ya chap? I impress my wench wit me manly pirate demeanor and finely crafted cock…when she’s a good little girl I reward her by breaking open a fresh bottle of brasso so she can polish my balls. Every single one of them!
I should be so honoured to be presented the opportunity to make sweet love to such a fine Capn as myself, unfortunately for me the ol’ shaft is still out on loan…but as soon as I get it back, you’ll see! I’ll fuck myself like a champ!….but while we’re waiting, you should go first, it’s only fair since it was your idea! Kinda like the “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” game you played with your older sister when you were a wee lad. Only then will I accept your apology….either that, or agree to do belly shots off of that tatted-up buffet further down the page, otherwise I might not believe you’re being completely genuine.