Translation for the lost:
Raven: LOL, I seen somebody stupid sexy today! Anyways, get at me, finnuh get off Facebook.
-iLadyy (really?) :’s saying, shower, phone/ movie, bed, school, get up and go day! Yay for Homecoming week-time to break out my world famous onesie. Lmao, by the way-everybody add my other page, Ms. Blondie Bby’Millz. Chat or Skype (need the name? ask.) later, Facebookers!
g and q are not interchangeable here – q has replaced g completely – one wonders if these people would replace q with g were they to use words with g in them?
What I really don’t understand about people who write like this is how they understand one another – and if they’re capable of using such a baroque orthography, why they failed to master the accepted English spelling system.
I hope the stupid Homecoming bitch gets strangled by her ‘world famous One-Sie’ (what the fuck? Don’t only babies wear onesies?? Oh yeah, sorry, she is B’by Mllz). Otherwise, she may live to reproduce, and the cycle will never be broken.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????!!!
If there was any life left in my body after reading this I would be basking in a warm glow of intellectual righteousness.
Sadly, this retard has sapped me of all will to live.
ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
ITS NOT EVEN THAT SERIOUS TO KEEP COMMENTING ON IT.
NONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE LIVES.
SO INSTEAD, YOU INSIST ON TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO HAVE FUN IN THEIR’S.
GO SUCK A BIG, BLACK DICK, AND CHOKE ON IT!!
It’s one thing to converse with friends in your own familiar jargon, but when there’s evidence those who write this way can do no better in the real world it’s truly sad. We’re recruiting at work. We’ve had submissions by email that read along the lines of “im intrestd in ur job i can wrk alot of hrs 4u lol”.
This overwrought texting bullshit is apparently the creative styling of the subculture known as “Scene Kids.” You can Google that yourself. If you think this is bad, wait til you find out just how unbelievably retarded the rest of their schtick is. It’s the bastard offspring of Emo and Goth, only much more self-involved and with bigger hair.
I’m going to need you to take it down a couple notches with your comments. you say that it’s not that serious to be commenting on, yet you continue to comment on it. Saying that these people have their ‘heads up their asses’ and they should go fuck themselves. How about you go fuck YOURself. The people who made these statuses seem to be resorting back to the primitive stage of human evolution. As are you, because you can’t spell stupid or fresh. So why don’t you go back to school, or read a book then get back to me. Okay? And as for these people ‘having fun’ where as people who speak an actual language do not. I say nay. You might be slightly retarded. I don’t know when publicly making yourself look like an idiot/neanderthal became cool. Guess i missed that memo. So yea…go fuck yourself. (:
We have to do something about the kids these days, guys. I realized about five years ago that I was falling off the Cool Wagon when everything on what used to be my go-to radio station started to sound like absolute shit. Since then, my favorite stores have degenerated into loud, neon nightmares. Sincerely? NEON? Now I know why there was such a backlash when all things ’70′s became re-popularized when I was in school. Why is it that the young ones feel it necessary to shit all over the written English language? Apathy of the gen-Xers has transformed into something entirely different for this batch, and I fear where it’s headed for the next one. I am thirty-one fucking years old. I’m too young to be made to feel this un-cool by a bunch of snot-nosed emo whining cutters with no appreciation for literature or the rules of syntax and grammar.
I can haz ed-joo-mah-CAY-shunz!!Clazz2014w00t!
Shoot me now. Please. *taps left temple* Right here.
Kids these days? Why do you feel such a need to stereotype an entire generation? I’m 19 years old. I have friends between the ages of 14-22, and trust me, none of them talk (or update Facebook) like this. Instead of this being about age, I think it’s more about background and culture. Low-income areas, like the one I came from, have no money to teach and inforce grammar, syntax, spelling. They don’t have the resources to keep these kids in school indefinately, and most of them don’t want to learn and end up dropping out anyway.
Also, emo whining cutters can actually end up being some of the most enlightened, intelligent, and well-read people in high school. Again, knock off the stereotypes. I know an emo guy who can carry on an informed and intellectual debate on the various forms of government. Yes, there are a lot of annoying, superficial, ‘I do this for the attention’ types, but generally, people who cut have problems. Whether you consider them problems or not, they are serious to that person, and that’s something that shouldn’t be dismissed.
One last note: You’re being made to feel uncool by people who can’t make a complete, coherent sentence? Lame. Honestly, these people make me feel great, knowing that I’ll make it farther than them in life. You’re thirty-one years old. Grow up and stop worrying about how cool you are or what the hip thing is now.
I’d like to agree with number 104. Just throwing that out there. (And I never comment on these things, I usually find it to be a waste of time.)
Maybe you should go back to high school for a day to see what our generation is really like, instead of looking at sites like this, where they only put up the worst of the worst. Honestly, putting up your opinion of all of us off of this one post makes you seem like an ignorant, dumb, thirty one year old. You should consider how well you’re representing your generation before you make comments like this.
Do you feel that I have shit all over the English language by posting this comment?
@103: So what you’re saying is that you’d feel cool if you shat all over the English language in your Facebook updates? Because that’s a little on the pathetic, please-go-kill-yourself-for-Darwin side, especially for an alleged thirty one year old. I’ll admit that there are morons in my generation, but there are just as many morons in yours and you’re proving to be one of them.
The addition of “sx” to LOL seems to be how she seriously thinks that is how you spell it. LOL… How can you spell 3 letters wrong. This is the exact reason nerds should stay nerds and never mix with the “cool” “gangsta” people… I weep for humanity