Guys! I’ve decided to do more with my life then be a homeless drug addict! I’ve decided to do More! It was very important that I announce this life changing whim here because I’m not willing to put any real work in. But I am willing to say I will do more!
So am I to conclude from Eryn’s statement that I am a failure since all i ve done with my life is go to college and have a family? I did get a job after college, is that what she meant by “more”?
Who the hell spells Erin “Eryn”? Were her parents on crack too?
hmmmm let me look into my crystal ball….ahhhh it’s all becoming clear….yes, yes, I can see Eryn’s future through the mists of time.
She will spend most of life on her knees with random men’s sperm hoses in her mouth and their disease riddled spunk filled bollocks slapping against her chin.
“She will spend most of life on her knees with random men’s sperm hoses in her mouth and their disease riddled spunk filled bollocks slapping against her chin.”–imamofo
I don’t get the last one… other than the “volcanic ass” bit.
Casey is Wallace.
STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WAS HERE BITCHES
Lock up yo kids, because Rachel is ready to feel some kids again!
Hehe, Eryn is my name…but I don’t have a family yet, nor do I attend community college. But still, she has a great name 😀
I bet they have lots of pretty beads on Anal Planet.
I love anal planet.
;D
“this lady got tore up on anal planet” quite possibly the best line ever. Carla could make a good living making up movie titles in the porn industry.
There is a direct correlation between fucked up spellings of common names and retardation – as Eryn amply illustrates. Fucking idiots.
Guys! I’ve decided to do more with my life then be a homeless drug addict! I’ve decided to do More! It was very important that I announce this life changing whim here because I’m not willing to put any real work in. But I am willing to say I will do more!
So am I to conclude from Eryn’s statement that I am a failure since all i ve done with my life is go to college and have a family? I did get a job after college, is that what she meant by “more”?
Who the hell spells Erin “Eryn”? Were her parents on crack too?
I think Eryn’s parents could have done much worse…like Braelynne or Leighanha. Or Shaniqua. But then again, I’m a bit biased.
Eryn even spelled her name wrong. Go figure.
@slippyslappy – I agree, this line was brilliant.
Eryn says she is going to do more with her life,
hmmmm let me look into my crystal ball….ahhhh it’s all becoming clear….yes, yes, I can see Eryn’s future through the mists of time.
She will spend most of life on her knees with random men’s sperm hoses in her mouth and their disease riddled spunk filled bollocks slapping against her chin.
really…tell us how this feels, dude.
“She will spend most of life on her knees with random men’s sperm hoses in her mouth and their disease riddled spunk filled bollocks slapping against her chin.”–imamofo