Eenerbl, why is it always about the quid pro quo? Why not just let me enjoy the show? I’ll delay my reciprocity, but your patience will eventually be rewarded with my virtuosity. Otherwise, no more boys and toys out of the blue for you.
slim, I was just thinking about you today. I’ve always the knack of summoning old boyfriends with just a thought. Most of them weren’t the effort, but you most certainly are. Seeing your name has made my day. Welcome back.
It is a expensive cut of meat. Men are cheap. Give me that juicy steak and I’m a walking puddle of want. All it takes is that and I’m falling at feet, just wanting one more dip in Au Jus. Oh Jesus, I need a snack!
why the hell not, might even get enough to get you to the doc about your increased flow
in my spare time i read to the deaf, put on extravagant light shows for the blind, and coach an all one legged kick ball team, i may as well further my efforts to better the world by funding your worthwhile endeavors
Dukey, we did better than that: We taught him the error of his ways. See, he never had good steak. He didn’t know any better. But it’s been something like 15 years since then, and now he’s an actual man who can eat a good steak without ketchup. It’s probably the only good thing I’ve ever done in my entire shitty life. But I’m guessing it’ll get me into heaven.