first off– what woman in her right mind would use a tampon that isn’t wrapped? second off– i’m 100 percent sure that chili powder is orangey-red… so why in the hell would you put that inside your body???
Glad someone else pointed out how fake Floss’s is. all tampons come individually wrapped. For obvious reasons. And chilli powder is a dark reddish color. No one in their right mind would stick a tampon up their hooch that looks like its already been not only opened, but used.
Chris is so shortsighted. I like to slather mosquitoes, chiggers, and ticks in lipstick and let them go to town on my junk. Not only does the swelling have quite the flattering effect, but when I pull it out at the bar, the lipstick encrusting my dong shows the ladies that I’ve been tasted by another, and am thus a worthy catch.
With a name like Floss it’s evident that she’s probably the youngest of about 18 kids. By the time her parents got to her, they had completely run out of names and were just naming their kids after whatever they happened to see in the room. Luckily for her she was born prematurely in the bathroom. Had she made it to the hospital like her brother Heartratemonitor, or been born in the back of the car on the way to the hospital like her sister Seatbelt, things could have been much worse for her.
Anyway, given this overload of kids, it’s probable her parents didn’t have a lot of quality time to spare to teach her things like how to use a tampon.
1. Is it really worth all that effort typing upper and lower case just for some “look at me, I’m bad-ass” bullshit?
2. Tampon should have been dipped in some flesh eating bacteria, dumb-ass.
3. Fuck me rigid, “look at me, feel my pain”. I just wish I could close my eyes, count to three and you would fuck off.
4. Soup won this comment, anything else is sloppy seconds.
I can’t help but notice that posting on somebody’s account that they got pranked into putting a tampon dipped in chili powder inside them is a far shittier and lazier prank than ACTUALLY dipping the person’s tampons in chili powder…