That’s what you get for fucking your dog.
Chantilly lace and a pukey face.
And a doggy tail hangin down.
A wiggle in the walk and a stumble and a fall.
Make the world go round.
Why isn’t the plunger *in* the bathroom?
Because most people need a plunger so infrequently that it’s not worth keeping in the bathroom. But then again, I don’t flush paper towel down my toilet.
Powdered toast will even unclog toilets!
POWDERRRRRRRED TOOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSST MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
IMHO, if you own a ‘little doggy’, call said doggy ‘Gunther’, and sleep with said ‘doggy’ you are pretty much begging for a karmic raping of some sort
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