What bothers me the most is that we see a complete moron writing a retarded bio…but on the other end, this writer thinks she is fuckin awesome. How do this idiots flow through life with heads that big?!?!?!
“Only part I didn’t like was the genocide”. Yeah, well, you know, that’s a pretty minor issue – like someone being bad at parallel parking or something. Pretty easy to overlook that kind of thing. I wouldn’t worry about it.
What a waste of existence this girl is, every sentence made my jaw drop. I thought the bio wouldn’t get worse than being 18 with two kids, then I thought the marrying Hitler was the worst… but she just kept going. Wow.
And she plans on being the breadwinner? Did she finish school? I missed that part; you kinda need to go to school to be a *cough* doctor.
Wow, that Bio is at least a warning that says “Don’t add me as a friend”. The stream of consciousness writing is what really gets me, how she flows from pets, to cutting people open, back to pets, then to Hitler. Too bad she’s already taken, at 18, with 2 kids…
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ, LAMEBOOK?! This is beyond fucked up on so many levels. This ra-tard should have to wear a sign at all times promoting this info. I’m completely worried that she might come off as a normal person in real life.
Sharkbait and Walter- hilarious.
If the planets align and somehow this insane bitch is ever able to practice medicine, I think every person responsible for not allowing Kevorkian to practice should be required to use her services. For everything.
oh, a doctor who cuts people open and plays with their guts? so that’s what happened when I got my appendix out?? man.
her description is a perfect juxtaposition of random seemingly “normal” facts, and completely disturbing statements. kudos to her for walking that line.
All I have to say about this is… What. The. Hell? I believed myself to be clinically insane, but this… I think I misdiagnosed myself. Sure, I may live in a made up world and converse constantly as if it is so, as well as base all my life choices upon it, but I would never tell anyone I didn’t know and trust extremely well about the extreme extent of the situation! Especially not on a public forum such as Facebook!
1. What the fuck is a personalized tank? And what does this guy have against any potential boyfriends for his daughter? He sounds like he’s starring in a special 8 Simple Rules episode where John Ritter (awesome, awesome guy)’s character absolutely flips his shit…
2. Why is that the one thing I found most bizzare in this post?
part of this has to be for entertainment or well it still is a trainwreck , heck even though I am gay I wanna meet her, she seems so crazy that I want to hang around her- but then again she would probably murder me, hmm
the real problem that will probably impede her future as a surgeon is not her two kids or her absent husband (there have been plenty of people who have gone through college and med school supporting kids. it’s tough but not impossible.)however, her real problem seems to be that at 18 years old she cannot come up with the proper name for “Surgeon.” by the time most people are 18 they can differentiate between different types of doctors based on what body parts they treat and the nature of their work. i guess she doesn’t realize that it’s seven years of school plus internships, residencies, etc. being a doctor is fun!
also, the Hitler things. if she loves him for his charisma and military planning skills…well, first off. Hitler had generals and tacticians who did most of that stuff for him. also, in case she doesn’t remember, HITLER LOST THE FUCKING WAR. he then committed suicide in a bunker. real bravery right there. if you’re going to go the WWII-crush route a safer bet is FDR or Winston Churchill. at the very least they were on the winning side. Hitler also have a department to fill his peoples’ heads with propaganda and lies about the progress of the war. clearly it is still working.
Oh, My lord. This has got to be the funniest Lamebook post in a long while.
I lol’d at the Mac Caw – This 18 year old, mother of two seriously thinks she can import a $20,000 bird? Delusional. Awesome.
I want a personal tank too! If these rednecks can get one, where the hell is mine?
I feel so bad for this girl on so many levels. She’s obviously had a really hard life in so many ways and dissing the fact that she’s had two kids by 18 seems a bit narrow-minded to me. Sounds like her upbringing has left her absolutely fucked-up but considering the amount of ignorant selfish grown adults on this site who treat their kids like shit, I’m glad she’s at least happy, so maybe her own children have a chance. Though normality is probably aiming a little high.