#1, stupid, old as fuck and fake… seriously… the only person it fooled had an embarrassing password. What. The. Fuck. Are. The. Chances. I’d say about the same as some family with a phone number one off from a pizza place actually taking orders from people and passing them onto the pizza place.
#3, well at least it isn’t some stupid christian joke.
^you really wanna go down that road? How about we skip straight to the end where I hand your ass to you on a plate and, humiliated online, you change your username and spend your days hating me quietly?