^helping the situation right there.
Everybody will just go “Gosh. you’re so right newman125001! We’ve been blind, beautiful fools and we are glad you have come to lead us free of hateful, erroneous ways.”
I swear my skin just got 1/8th thicker.
It’s getting easier and easier to spot the submitters. Welcome, newman.
Having said that, take THAT Africa. I guess that makes me a cunt / douchebag too, because it definitely made me smirk. And gonzo, yes, I’m pretty sure that glass of water was very important in the scheme of things. Total wastage.
Neither the water he spilled nor the water he refilled it with came from a supply that could possibly have helped Africa, ergo that shit was funny.
Besides, those selfish, entitled Africans should stop whining, and be happy for what they have, like the fact that they aren’t actively on fire in a Viet Cong rape camp…
Young Mugabe has to walk twenty miles each day to a cholera infected piss pool to fill his bucket with water and then walk twenty miles back to his family, just so they can have a cup of tea.
Suggestion, Move your corrugated tin hut 20 miles towards the pool and save yourself the walk each day… There, 3rd world water problem sorted out and I haven’t even pushed out my first wank of the day yet.
Nooooo you get me wrong, i’m not saying he must be American to be a cunt, or that all cunts are American. I’d say China holds the title for “Most Amount of Cunts in a Country” award. We all know cunts come in lots of different shapes, sizes, colours and even smells. I just meant that in that post, he sounded like an American cunt.
Gonzo I’m well aware Africa is a continent you ignorant fuck, and yet again to everyone who thinks I submitted that, I don’t know what to tell you. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I drank a glass of water.
^so you’re saying here that the thought of millions of weak and defenseless Africans dying because of disease contracted from non-potable water isn’t funny?
That innocent children dying in gut-crippling agony as they lay in pools of their own vomit and shit isn’t just the most hilarious thing ever?
Not even when I say it in a really fucking quippy, shit-eating way?