Am I the only one who like Kristen Stewart?
once, while i was away for a few weeks, my apartment got infested with flies. upon my return, i put the old adage about catching flies to the test.
one cup had honey, one cup had vinegar, one cup had water.
when i checked the next day, honey had 2 dead flies, vinegar had 2 dead flies, water had 3.
Reza stole that joke. WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
You may catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but a big pile of shit will catch the most flies of all.
almost, purple penguin.
a day-old eviscerated corpse actually attracts more flies than excrement.
So, in conclusion, a rotting corpse with a cleveland steamer coiled on its chest is your best bet for attracting flies.
maggot-farmers – take note.
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