I prefer cats to dogs too Maggie and no you’re not bitching jayne, none of these were funny, esp the second one; I think my great great great grandfather used that feline pun when he was a young lad. :p
yeah, let’s all have a debate about whether cats or dogs are better, because that‘d be interesting!
-dogs are better, man, they play catch and stuff!
-screw you! my cat can jump really high!
-well my dog goes walks with me and he loves me!
-my cat waits for me when i come home from work!
-well my dog licks peanut butter off my pussy and makes me cum.
for the record, i’m going to play devil’s advocate here and say cats are better – woooo cats! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why is this on Lamebook? What’s so funny? Do you know the pain you feel when a pet dies? And what’s with that ridiculous ‘cats/dogs are not useful’ attitude? Why do you need to “use” your pets? This place is full of retards.
I will have to say the last one is the best, the others are either sick or stupid. The puffer fish one just makes me chuckle a little in that “I feel bad, but little kids are really funny like that sometimes” kinda way.
Meh, I wish dumbass parents would stop leaving small defenseless pets to the mercy of little kids. I don’t want to know how many hamsters, bunnies and goldfish have been crushed, choked, squashed, thrown or dropped…