Stephen needs to chill out. You shouldn’t make your kid feel awkward. It’s not like she’s using profanity, and saying don’t call him that just makes her want to say it more. If she’s singing “I love sperm” and someone says something, he can explain what she’s talking about and move on. Otherwise, he’s getting himself into the birds and bees discussion a lot sooner than he wants to be. His kid’s gonna be so repressed.
The kid doesn’t need the internet, Melissa. Just grow a freaking pair and tell her that Jacko got whacked. Why are people so afraid to talk about death with kids? Kids are more accepting of it than most adults are. The bitch will be over it in 5 minutes.
I named a cat Puss when I was around 4-5, despite my mother’s protests. Once I got a little older and understood, I just changed its name. And I dealt with the idea of death pretty well back then. Dunno what the big deal is about telling a kid that a celebrity is dead.