Jesus…I just read a friend’s status update about how she rarely farts and when she does they aren’t that bad. I couldn’t believe I was reading such disgusting and immature talk…but then I came on here. :-/
I don’t know what’s more lame – thinking your friends want to know about that sort of behaviour or stating it in the first place; everyone shits and farts, those statuses are about as interesting as a status saying ‘just had dinner’.
Elvis: I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.
It’s sad that flexo started out as a normal commenter trying to make fun of a post, like the rest of us, but he made one little mistake and you all jumped on him and that one act has turned him into the twisted pile of flexo that you see before you today.
I originally defended him because his name (a reference to Futurama) is awesome, but now….. now I just feel sad.
Flexo, you can throw up in the shower to. You use the shower to flush the fluids away. Then you need to jump up and down on the bits untill they have gone soft. Carefull the shower can get a bit slippery! Then you can push them into the drain with the bodypart of your preference.
There’s something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you’re in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland!
Flexo, if you think throwing up in the shower is disgusting. You should use your brians and imagine what having an abortion in one would be like. Not to mention all the hard work you need to do in the jumping up and down bit. The rest is simmilar to the puking.
Fran & Monica; get with the times. Where have you been for the past 100 Lamebook posts?
flexo, I’m beginnning to hate you less. I’d love it if you called me an asshole. Btw, it’s spelled PETARD you silly boy.
mcowles…you have come to the same conclusions as me – that flexo made a fool out of himself a few posts back, saw what a commotion it caused and fed off it. Each time yet another person tried correcting him, the more he wanted to do it, like an addiction. We should try to be supportive no matter how bad he gets, as we only truly have ourselves to blame.
Regarding the posts…Angela needs to get a grip. My guess is lesbiman. Please note; that is not an attack on lesbians. It is simply my assumption that this woman is obviously quite manly – talking about farting and football – and as such is likely to be a manly lesbian.
Nate’s post unfortunately brought an imagination of smells to my nose. I’m gonna go be sick now.
Yeah, this is the real Chazz. This flexo guy is some fatass who sits in his moms basement. I bet he is playing WoW 24/7 and just comes on here for a break every few minutes. Just ignore the douche bag.
Hmm..we’ve had statuses about Baby crap, Adult crap, cat & dog crap, Baby puke, adult puke, cat & dog puke; we’ve discussed farting, burping, eating placentas, periods, tampons, and taking dumps while FB’ing. I am now anxiously awaiting a status that is about an enema, and how great it feels to give yourself one as you update your FB status. Someone, please find it! I know it’s out there somewhere….
I kind of like Flexo. You guys all make fun of ANY grammar error you see and you rip the person apart and practically throw dictionaries in their face as if they were in an English class. In all honesty, why does it matter so much anyhow?
I dont get why you guys hate me. it is a little retarted tbh. i just came here and commented on some guy who doesnt know how to spell brains, he spelt it brians. i am sorry you assholes have to be the biggest assholes in this asshole world assholes. one more time………assholes.
I would not have come into this comment thread had it not been for your comment. Mainly because you are so emotionally invested in this anonymous online argument, that you are reverting to name calling and weak “fuck you” commentary.
Lol flexo you make me laugh, you cannot spell. And get the hell over yourself. Seriously check the dictionary for “retard” – retart is not a word. And as for your spelling of the word which should be spelt “douchebag” you are also wrong. Dooshbag is a freaking word. Now get the hell over it. Do you have no life
I love Flexo, he helps identity the dooshbag n00bs who are sad/pretentious/anal enough to get hung up on ppl’s every single little spelling mistake or typo, rather than focus on the actual content. Hairy ratcoon retarts.
You know, just the other day I had asked myself, “Gee, I wonder what life would be like if everyone had thought bubbles.” Now, thanks to Angela and her unholy status updates, I never want to know what people are really thinking ever, ever again.