Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Just … Gross





previous post: Regret Hero



  1. First

  2. Angela is a disgusting person, by the way.

  3. Someone, please, give Angela a swift kick to the head.

  4. Jesus…I just read a friend’s status update about how she rarely farts and when she does they aren’t that bad. I couldn’t believe I was reading such disgusting and immature talk…but then I came on here. :-/

  5. Shit. Lamebook has been dire for ages.

  6. I like turtles.

  7. who the hell plans to fart in the shower? avoid it, dont plan to do it ffs

  8. Oh God.

  9. Urgh!

    I don’t know what’s more lame – thinking your friends want to know about that sort of behaviour or stating it in the first place; everyone shits and farts, those statuses are about as interesting as a status saying ‘just had dinner’.

  10. I want a waterproof computer so I can shower, fart, and tell everyone about it, all at the same glorious time!

    Actually no I don’t. I prefer to do other things in the shower, like get clean.

  11. Also, how the hell is she using Facebook in the shower? I smell a ratcoon… or is just a shower fart? *rolls eyes*

  12. @9 in all fairness which would you be more grossed out by?

    Monkey nuts just had dinner.


    Monkey nuts just did a shit. A mmaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssiiive shit.

    I also find it impressive that Angela is on facebook and in the shower… surely wet farts and wet laptops (not sent in by mobile) are not a good mix.

  13. @12

    I wouldn’t be offended, I’d just be disgusted and sneering :p

    My point still stands though – who gives a shit (no pun intended) what mundane day to day activity someone is currently engaged in.

  14. I never said offended. I said which one would you be more grossed out by. I never once said offended.

  15. I love that Angela’s pixellated photo looks like a finger being shoved up an ass hole. Possibly in the shower.

  16. “Fart that smelled like fresh meatloaf”. Yuck.

  17. I’m guessing Angela is no lady and that she likes to put away the meat-pies and beers.

    As for farting in the tub, isn’t that a red-neck jacuzzi?

  18. Oooooooooooo we have moderation now? Very posh!

  19. Angela is my dream girl

  20. Euuuuh am I the only one who noticed that there were another posts before this then they got deleted or something?!

  21. Angela is just a putrid, horrifying individual

  22. Angela seems very disgusting. It looks like she has a boyfriend though, or a guy in the pic with her if you look at it. Now all these thoughts of gross acts in he bedroom hit my head…..*throws up*

  23. You guys, it is discusting. Learn to spell write retarts.

  24. …clean up afterwards?

    seriously, her farts are so messy, she likes doing them in the shower cause it’s easy clean up?

    that’s called shitting. or at least sharting.


  25. flexo is on top of things!!!

    unless there is more than one?

    i appreciate him.

  26. I agree with Jenny, you can totally let one loose in the shower that you wouldnt dare do in some tighty whiteys

  27. Shower farts really let it out………sometimes all over.

  28. Failed coprological humor doesn’t belong anywhere, let alone in your facebook status.

  29. This literally made me feel sick.

  30. Elvis: I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.

  31. goddamn i’m hard now.

  32. Angela is a filth pig.

  33. Just what you want to read before breakfast.

  34. Taking a dump in the shower is just like peeing in the shower. The only difference is you cram the crap in the drain with your foot. Don’t know what the fuss is about.

  35. Elvis: Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?

  36. Elvis: It’d been two presidential elections since I’d had a boner like that.

  37. pram, you assholes. that is discusting you are retarted arn’t you? i need to through up now.

  38. It’s sad that flexo started out as a normal commenter trying to make fun of a post, like the rest of us, but he made one little mistake and you all jumped on him and that one act has turned him into the twisted pile of flexo that you see before you today.

    I originally defended him because his name (a reference to Futurama) is awesome, but now….. now I just feel sad.

  39. Flexo I do hope you’re joking. Just in case you’re not joking, I’m going to teach you ENGLISH.

    *asshole (Pram is only one person)
    *retarded (what the hell is a retart?)
    *throw (FFFFFFFFF)

  40. you need to through up or throw up retard!

  41. Flexo, you can throw up in the shower to. You use the shower to flush the fluids away. Then you need to jump up and down on the bits untill they have gone soft. Carefull the shower can get a bit slippery! Then you can push them into the drain with the bodypart of your preference.

  42. monica, it is spelt retart you doosh. use your brians for once.

    PRAM, you discust me more then angela.

  43. There’s something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you’re in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland!

  44. Angela FTW…!!

  45. Flexo, if you think throwing up in the shower is disgusting. You should use your brians and imagine what having an abortion in one would be like. Not to mention all the hard work you need to do in the jumping up and down bit. The rest is simmilar to the puking.

  46. Fresh meatloaf? As opposed to a fart that smells like meatloaf that’s been in the fridge a couple of days?

  47. don’t be a hater

  48. pram, you spelt brians wrong asshole.

  49. No you’re a brian!

  50. you ae about as literate as the retarts on the short bus.

  51. Hey Flexo – might want to spell check for typos when telling someone they belong on the short bus.

  52. I feel like Flexo is going for some odd brand of humour where he uses the very thing he is making complaints about in order to show how annoying the typos are. That said, I am not a fan.

    Flexo, these posts are not about you. They are here to entertain me till lunch time rolls around.

  53. I know you can’t find the bus stop Flexo but you need to stop blaming other people. You can’t work towards a solution until you’ve recognized the problem.

  54. Mah, shut up you cumbucket whore. I bet you are canadian too aren’t you. Canadians are the worst and should be wiped off the planet.

  55. I like it in the bum

  56. I like massive donkey dick in my ass ;D

  57. wow you guys are retarted.

  58. Fran & Monica; get with the times. Where have you been for the past 100 Lamebook posts?

    flexo, I’m beginnning to hate you less. I’d love it if you called me an asshole. Btw, it’s spelled PETARD you silly boy.

    mcowles…you have come to the same conclusions as me – that flexo made a fool out of himself a few posts back, saw what a commotion it caused and fed off it. Each time yet another person tried correcting him, the more he wanted to do it, like an addiction. We should try to be supportive no matter how bad he gets, as we only truly have ourselves to blame.

    Regarding the posts…Angela needs to get a grip. My guess is lesbiman. Please note; that is not an attack on lesbians. It is simply my assumption that this woman is obviously quite manly – talking about farting and football – and as such is likely to be a manly lesbian.

    Nate’s post unfortunately brought an imagination of smells to my nose. I’m gonna go be sick now.

  59. so all you have to do is type someones name and you can then post under it? this is pretty stupid.

  60. Yucks

  61. Yeah, this is the real Chazz. This flexo guy is some fatass who sits in his moms basement. I bet he is playing WoW 24/7 and just comes on here for a break every few minutes. Just ignore the douche bag.

  62. Hmm..we’ve had statuses about Baby crap, Adult crap, cat & dog crap, Baby puke, adult puke, cat & dog puke; we’ve discussed farting, burping, eating placentas, periods, tampons, and taking dumps while FB’ing. I am now anxiously awaiting a status that is about an enema, and how great it feels to give yourself one as you update your FB status. Someone, please find it! I know it’s out there somewhere….

  63. CHAZZ, why are you hating on canadians. uncalled for.

  64. @ sloppyfirsts,

    I wasn’t. Go look at the 3 under that comment, all cloned. I love Canadians :)

  65. Canadians…hmm…why would hating them be uncalled for?

  66. I can’t believe you morons keep falling for flexo the troll from under the bridge. Just ignore this insignificant cunt so he goes away.

  67. Flexo is my idol

  68. @CHAZZ, my bad. haha :)

  69. I kind of like Flexo. You guys all make fun of ANY grammar error you see and you rip the person apart and practically throw dictionaries in their face as if they were in an English class. In all honesty, why does it matter so much anyhow?

  70. Flexo, go suck a dick. You 12 year old attention-seeking whore…. fuck you.

  71. I dont get why you guys hate me. it is a little retarted tbh. i just came here and commented on some guy who doesnt know how to spell brains, he spelt it brians. i am sorry you assholes have to be the biggest assholes in this asshole world assholes. one more time………assholes.

  72. lol @ Anti Flexo.

    I would not have come into this comment thread had it not been for your comment. Mainly because you are so emotionally invested in this anonymous online argument, that you are reverting to name calling and weak “fuck you” commentary.

    I’m excited to see where things go from here.

  73. I love Flexo, ‘king of assholes’

  74. @ MJK
    Sheeeeet son you have issues

  75. insert clever name here

    @59 – Shut the fuck up. No one cares.

  76. its ok flexo. we enjoy listening to you retart brians leaking throughout this asshole forum, you asshole

  77. Lol flexo you make me laugh, you cannot spell. And get the hell over yourself. Seriously check the dictionary for “retard” – retart is not a word. And as for your spelling of the word which should be spelt “douchebag” you are also wrong. Dooshbag is a freaking word. Now get the hell over it. Do you have no life

  78. Retart retart retart

  79. Flexo loves assholes, but I love his sweet one more. Stop mouthing off flexo or I’ll have to tie you up tonight.

  80. mmm a cream filled big mac! :P

  81. Angela: “Hey everybody, look what a cool non-uptight chick I am because I’m totally open about my bodily functions and I like football!”

  82. I love Flexo, he helps identity the dooshbag n00bs who are sad/pretentious/anal enough to get hung up on ppl’s every single little spelling mistake or typo, rather than focus on the actual content. Hairy ratcoon retarts.

  83. I wonder what a first date is like with Angela.

  84. Flexo is such a Paulbag

    Something tells me Angela’s got a sick fetish.

  85. I love flexo.

  86. ewww … Angela makes me queezy :s

  87. mr haiku i love you

    number ten gets clean: a frail euphamism. just say “masturbate”!

  88. Farting and masturbating at the same time?! I would have to see that.

  89. Classy!

  90. You know, just the other day I had asked myself, “Gee, I wonder what life would be like if everyone had thought bubbles.” Now, thanks to Angela and her unholy status updates, I never want to know what people are really thinking ever, ever again.

  91. @89: Just be careful with that. I tried it once. Never again. The fail almost cost me the session and my bed sheets :(

  92. TeHe..it’s funny ’cause it’s true…

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