Just because your whiskey fucked you up doesn’t mean you should marry it.
Zack, Just keep having one night stands like the rest of us..
One night stands? That reminds me of the time I shoved a whisky bottle up Zach’s mum’s asshole before I fucked her like a dog, then choked her on my ballsack.
I’m B-B-B-BACK BITCHES!
Fake. I win.
Zack should propose to a tennessee(sp) whiskey instead. Then they could be Zack and Jack Dani….uggg
Teach me please, master Elsior.
Being friendzoned by liquor may be the ultimate low.
shit..elsior WAS in timeout the whole fukn time..that last grounding was a good 1 man..2 bad u survived it
Liquor clogs my system.
Whiskey dick? Switch to tequila.
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