Thursday, October 7, 2010

Just BBeing a Juggalo

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  1. Rerun

  2. Inbreeding = Juggalos

  3. Juggaloser

  4. If the human race has any hope left at all, all juggalos should be eliminated.

  5. At least he realized that it was the BB gun that made him look bad. Other than that, this pic is awesome!

  6. lol @5 :)

  7. WTF is a Juggalo?

  8. Paportion.

    Wow. Just wow.

  9. the paportion is stoung wid dis one.

  10. snowmakesmelonely

    I agree with abominations. Juggalos need to be rounded up and just be erased from the minds of the population… Does ICP even make “music” (I use that term very loosely) anymore? kiwigurl4life, be glad you don’t know what one is. Anybody up for a kick a juggalo/juggalette day?

  11. Ridiculous. I love how this guy drew on his own face. That may be good enough to make this list:

    http://1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001/

  12. Neon – What a name! There is absolutely no way you can be a fucktard with a name like that…..oh wait…

  13. Dejavu anyone? YAWN!

  14. @snowmakesmelonely – I’m with you! :)

  15. Paint_my_nails_please

    What’s up his nose? Eeeeew.

  16. @ paint – He has a striped septum ring.

    I love that he thinks it’s the toy gun that is upsetting his sister.

  17. Also, I like that apparently ICP makes their hats specifically to be worn at that douchey half-cocked angle.

  18. Point being that ‘we have family on here’ you FUCKING CRETIN.

    Ahem.

  19. is it just me or does it look like he has little striped legs sticking out of his nose?

  20. Keep the illegals. Deport the Juggalos.

  21. Fuck how idiotic he looks…it really irritates me when I see that some of todays youth (a vast majority of them on the internet) can’t spell simple words like “proportion”.

  22. Have to agree with BritishHobo and Sneakypreacher… Seriously, ICP has never made “music” in any rendition and has never and will never stand for anything good in any sense of the word. ICP is pure devil worship. Just sayin

  23. Thank god I’ve never spotted a jugglalo in Chicago. Keep that crap in the south.

  24. I’ve never seen an attractive individual thats a juggalo/juggalette.. just sayin. Maybe they dont have much more to lose.

  25. I’m really worried that he didn’t just draw on his face… I think those are tattoos….

  26. christopherlovet: Run for office. I would vote for you. :)

  27. Ugh. Juggalos. Disgusting.

    How can what ICP talks about in their music even be allowed? It’s… absolutely APPALLING. >< I mean, some songs talking about "hittin' dat hoe all ovah da flo'" are bad enough, but ICP takes it WAYYYY to far. And it's just… ugh.

    @Sneakypreacher: I hear you. I'm 17 and the lack of vocabulary/ability to spell in my generation makes me cringe. D:

  28. God bless the ICP fans. It’s hilarious that they had a riot and attacked Tila tequila for showing her boobs at the ICP concert.

  29. Ooh, posted more than once!
    I’d also like to take this chance to say that I like the lyrics in Psychopathic Records. Killing, fucking and more killing. Woohoo.
    :)

  30. I wonder what jobs he’s getting with those face tats. I saw a man with face tattoos in person, once. He was handing out flyers in Times Square for Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

    I imagine employment prospects stop there.

  31. Striped legs? Gasp* It’s the wicked with of the east!

    Seriously, I fight hard for human rights, but I hate these fucking morons.

  32. reproachfulrabbit

    What an assbag.
    I agree with Elli. Who would hire him?
    And what kind of moron pierces his septum? Really?

  33. @Automaton Ah, maybe they made the lamp-shade in the background, then. Is ICP doing soft furnishings now?

  34. I think those things sticking out of his nose are springs. So when someone punches him in the face, it makes a comedy “BOING!” and they just have to keep doing it again and again and again.

  35. Crystal Hilliard

    OK FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO KNOW…THOSE ARE REAL TATTOOS I AM HIS BABY SISTER. AND HE IS RETARDED SO I AGREE WITH HALF OF YOU! HE WASNT RAISED BY MY MOTHER. HE WAS RAISED BY HIS GRANDPARENTS THATS WHAT MADE HIM THAT WAY SO THAT IS NOT SPRINGS IN HIS NOSE AND HE IS TOO LAZY TO EVEN HAVE A JOB…IM ANSWERING MOST OF THESE QUESTIONS BEST AS I CAN. AND NEON IS NOT HIS REAL NAME ITS BRYAN… JUST SO YOU KNOW..AND IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE YAHOO IS…arjuggalette4_life@yahoo.com YES I AM A JUGGALETTE!!!

  36. Is that really a pencil sticking out of his mouth?

  37. No thanks. Context is no fun.

  38. Um…thanks, Crystal. I’ll stick with snarky speculation, instead of the truth…thanks.

  39. Crystal, thanks for the info. Clearly you got the brains in the family, hopefully your sibling didn’t get the looks.

    Just out of curiosity, what happened to your caps lock key in the past five months?

  40. I don’t get ICP really, so I guess painting yourself like a clown makes you black? ICP is one of those things that kinda makes me ashamed to be white you know. Kinda like the christian side hug gangasta rap:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw

    It’s not really the fact that it’s 2 white dudes rapping, but mostly it’s that they don’t have the cred to act like gangstas. It’s just some fat dude and a skinny bald dude…. and their faces are painted like they’re extras in Pagliacci… I mean really, I can’t even imagine them doing the stuff they sing about… I imagine them “slappin dem hoes” and then apologizing really bad when the hoe kicks their ass.

    Then you get shit like this, some dork tattooed crap all over his face to look mean, when he actually looks like a fat and depressive version of Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas. Menacingly flashing his toy gun at the camera???… Really… that’s some gangsta shit yo. Also it seems like a miniaturized version of the Wicked Witch of the West’s socks are coming out of his nostrils…………

    I’m 28… and really I just can’t figure this out, I find myself playing the “I’m probably too old to understand” card, which is fucking depressive.

  41. Bottle Cap, I’m not sure Crystal did get the brains in the family (if so, there weren’t many brains to get). She did say she’s a “juggalette.” I’m very sorry I had to type that word.

  42. So… juggalo is genetic? Mass-sterilization anyone?

  43. Could someone kindly explain the ‘juggalo’ phenomenon for me? Please and thank you.

  44. 1. He’s being referred to as Bubba.

    2. Don’t make fun of jugalos, it’s not nice to make fun of those with mental handicaps.

    3. sure face tats are lame, but hey, to each their own. at least this guy’s living his life how he sees fit.

  45. I don’t think he has tattoos on his face. I think he did that with a marker.
    Face tats aren’t lame. On a girl, they are hot.

  46. Been there, done Bubba. Lamebook fail.

    mad2, er, ok…

  47. lametothemin, excellent point about her being a jughead, but I was basing my assessment on the fact that she realized that maybe Neon crossed the line and that she spelled a majority of the words in her comment correctly.

  48. The hilarious part of this whole situation is that this guy is typically laughed at by the 0.1568% of Psychopathic Records fans that are not idiots.

    They are really tattoos. In a discussion of this guy’s myspace page awhile back on a Psychopathic Records forum, we all laughed at him and his tattoo artist. It was nice.

    There’s a major difference between fans and Juggalos/whoop-alos.
    Fans can listen to the music (or whatever those of you who don’t like them call it), go to concerts, hold intelligent conversations, hold jobs, typically DON’T paint/tattoo their face, and don’t scream “WHOOP WHOOP WHAT UP NINJA?” every time they see a hatchetman decal on a car. We hate those people. And we especially hate those who think its a religion/gang and those who let/make their children dress in ICP clothing and listen to their music. Any RESPONSIBLE parent wouldn’t let that happen. I just find their music amusing.

  49. snowmakesmelonely

    I have hated juggalos since they first starting coming around. I hate them even more now since one of those douche bag juggalos thought he was awesome for being in a retarded juggalo gang in Seattle and beat a good friend of mine to death with another kid (stupid pansy couldn’t pick and finish a fight on his own apparently…). Too bad they don’t have the death penalty in Washington state!

  50. rodo – If you are 28, the “I’m too old” card doesn’t play with ICP because their ugly asses were around when we were in high school. They sucked MAJOR then and they suck even more now because they should have died out with the Backstreet boys. Personally, I like all kinds of music and I, for some weird reason, tend to like hardcore music of most genres but they at least have to have SOME musicality, talent, and maybe humor involved! ICP are a just couple of douchenozzles who sound terrible and say terrible things that aren’t even funny…. God, I hate them… I didn’t think they were around anymore >:\

    Oh, and I really do wanna know what a juggalo is…. Is it like a jugghead + a gigalo? If you guys don’t tell me I’ll have to wikipedia it, and I don’t know if I want to type that phrase into google. haha

  51. Posts like this are more fun to comment on without context. Ruins what little fun we managed to salvage.

    That being said, I Wikipediaed (Wikipedia’d? Ah fuck it.) Juggalos and I have to say, I read for quite a while. Kind of like staring at a car crash. You can’t help it, even though it makes you feel sick.

  52. I thought Just a Juggalo was a song by Louis Prima which was later covered by David Lee Roth

  53. Well Pedant, they usually are so sad and lonely.

  54. Chapeau Comments

  55. An elegant argument for why paportions should not only be legal, but encouraged. Bubba’s mom should have read up on Roe v Wade.

  56. Hahahhahahhahha OMG that’s hilarious..Yeah I know that dude..and ya’ll dont’ be fooled his sister is actually uglier and did not get the brains of the family either :) Hahahhaahah.

  57. She didn’t get the brains in THAT family? What is she, cottage cheese?

  58. Y’all are no fun. I had to go and look up ‘juggalo’ all by my lonesome.

    Yick. I’m so glad I don’t live in America, just cuz I won’t ever have to interact with any of these folk.

  59. Crystal Hilliard

    Leah…you dont know me dont hate just cuz im not from conway bitch hate on someone else i aint got time for yours or anyone else in conways BULLSHIT thank you have a nice day and actually i did get the brains im not the one with tats on my face

  60. junie, I saw your comment. I have zero interest in these Juggalo numbnuts, so I didn’t reply thinking someone else would. They’ve invaded Australia, as I’ve recently found out. Lord have mercy.

  61. No tats but an inability to use capitalisation or apostrophes correctly.
    Just sayin’

  62. I’ll pray for you word, as earnestly as my little athiest prayers can be. I suppose they won’t be heading over here anytime soon, which is one of the pluses of living on a teeny island.

  63. You’re no doubt protected from most of the stupidity in the world, june. I’m a little jealous of your life on that teeny island. And I’ll accept your godless prayers, too. Merci.

  64. Au contraire, word. We have a special brand of stupid down here. But point taken.

  65. I should say, Bubba’s tattoos would not look good on anyone.
    Face markings that would look good as a tattoo on a girl: http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/centurion06.jpg
    Face markings that are intended to appear as a tattoo and would look good on a girl: girl in center or left http://www.imdb.com/media/rm213227008/ch0063054

  66. As stupid as he is, I find it highly ignorant for most of you to be talking down on juggalos and juggalettes. You claim that we (yes I am a juggalette) are uneducated and inbreds and lazy etc, when what you are preaching about us…most of you seem to be. So please, grow the fuck up you racists fucks. (Yes, it does actually make you racists when you hate one certain group of people)

  67. HAHAHA, it’s only racism when it’s prejudice against a specific race. A person judging all juggalos would be a bigot. You definitely did a great job making ICP fans look uneducated, though, so there’s always that.

  68. justanotherperson

    Good job showing just how educated juggalos are. The irony of your comment was by far more amusing than the original lambook post.

  69. lamebook fail, it’s a repost

  70. @word #59. Seriously these wastes of space & tax $ are in Australia now. Oh crap. I hope they are not in Melbs.

  71. Well since the moderation isn’t happening, take out the spaces:
    I should say, Bubba’s tattoos would not look good on anyone.
    Face markings that would look good as a tattoo on a girl: http : //www .aceshowbiz.com/images/still/centurion06.jpg
    Face markings that are intended to appear as a tattoo and would look good on a girl: girl in center or left http : //www .imdb.com/media/rm213227008/ch0063054

  72. Juggalos are a race now?? breakingxlucid… dear god you are a moron. An unintentionally very amusing moron though so… no, you still get no points.

  73. Let me just get this straight.

    I’m not allowed to hate teenagers who are so irresponsible/slutty that they get knocked up.

    But THIS WHOLE DAMN THREAD is perfectly acceptable.

    Just making sure I got it right.

  74. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    MEG I just clicked your link and I guess I can now see why you are a virgin, pretty sure it’s not completely by choice though.
    Nice voice BTW.

  75. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Interesting, when I play the audio only clips, I can just barely fantasize about getting a BJ from the singer with that throat.

  76. AH god, I actually googled this crap even though I swore not to and I saw the infamous pregnant pic… A jugglette with no shirt on, a painted face and pregnant belly… UGHHHHHHHHHHHH ahhhh!

    I’m very proud of myself, however, to have gone this long without knowing what a “juggalo” is or even knowing that ICP is still around. I did a good job hating them, I think

  77. Hey look! It’s Insane Clown Pussy!

    Disclaimer: I liked the ICP album ‘Riddle Box’, myself.

  78. Yes, Dukey, it’s true. Every word of it. Although I am a virgin mostly out of fear, the harsh reality is — and I say this as tears pour down my cheeks — I have no hope of ever getting laid as long as I look like this. So, instead of putting all of my anger and frustration toward losing weight, I just eat my heartache away, and spend my free time being bitter about it, bitching at everyone else who has had sex. Thanks for making it clear for the whole internet.

    At least I can sing. I have something going for me, no matter how worthless it is.

  79. Fuck me.

  80. Is this what you all wanted? Did you want me to break down weeping and tell you that you’ve seen through my “religious nutcase” mask? Did you want me to show you just how vulnerable I really am? What did this accomplish, other than remind me of how disgusting and flawed I am?!

  81. No, MEG. We want to tone it down a few decibels.

    You can’t compare your blind dislike towards teenage pregnancy with our dislike of juggalos. Not everyone who gets ‘knocked up’ was being irresponsible and slutty. However, I’m pretty sure everyone who etches scar lines onto their faces and commits/sympathises with gang crimes is a moron who deserves every bit of ridicule they get and more.

  82. Yes, I can. Everyone who is irresponsible and slutty is irresponsible and slutty. And I will say it again, hate is hate. So don’t tell me I can’t compare hate with hate, because it’s all the same goddamn thing.

  83. I don’t feel to get into an argument. I don’t have the attention span. But saying “hate is hate” is one of the reasosn people will continue to dislike you, MEG. Because you’re an idiot. Irrational hatred and rational hatred are not the same at all. Making generalisations that can’t be backed up is irrational. Lemme break it down for you.

    1) persons who get pregnant in their teens=/= persons who are irresponsible and slutty. Sometimes even with precautions these things happen. Yes, I’m 17, and yes I have sex with my boyfriend, but that doesn’t make me a slut. Nor does it make me irresponsible. I’m very fastidious about my pills.

    2) juggalos are a group of people who idealize anarchy. Do you understand what anarchy is MEG? It mean that if the juggalos were in charge, you’d probably be dead. They commit violent crimes. I won’t get into the stupidity of their ‘image’. I hope you get my point. If not, I ain’t surprised.

  84. So everyone else in the world believes that there are levels of hatred? I just don’t understand that at all. I hate one thing just as much as I hate another thing, no matter how different those two things are. It’s all black and white for me. Although, I’m pretty sure that’s called “borderline personality disorder”… I’ll get back to you on that.

    1. When I was in high school, I had very few friends. We all made a pact together – we would all wait until marriage. It was a christian town, we were christian girls, all very innocent. One by one, every one of those girls lost their virginities. I was so upset that I stopped speaking to them. They eventually came crawling back, saying they regretted what they had done, but nothing had changed. After several years, I finally decided I couldn’t stop them from having sex, but I told them “for God’s sake, be safe about it. Use protection.” Guess how many of them used protection? Guess how many of them are pregnant or have kids now? Do you see where this “irrational” hatred comes from? Every time I see a pregnant teen, I see one of those people I used to love. I see someone who’s been totally stripped of all her morals and values. I see someone who is married to someone who’s in jail, has a drug problem, and lives in a box of pudding. (one of my friends became that)

    2. Let’s turn this whole thing around. How can you be so sure that ALL juggalos idealize anarchy? How can you be so sure that ALL juggalos commit violent crimes? Who’s generalizing now?

  85. You know, I think I’m starting to like you, Muesli.

  86. 2) My bad. I really meant to say “commit/sympathise with’. Obviously, I’m using the word juggalo to refer to the people who take these things to an extreme i.e. the people who believe in what the ICP says. That would be the ones stupid enough to do the tattoo thing/ join gangs and all that jazz.
    Honestly, I tend to dislkie anyone who feels the need to join a group of people involved in stuff like that just to seem risque. Aaaand most juggalos fall into that category.

    I agree that a lot of teens make regrettable decisions with regards to the whole sex issue, but “totally stripped of morals and values” seems a bit extreme to me. I’m not arguing the validity of your opinions. Just the loudness. if you want people to stop picking on you, then don’t say such extreme, closed-minded things. It makes you look silly.

  87. Okay then. Well the only teen moms I truly hate are the ones who are slutty and irresponsible, the ones who have been stripped of their morals and values. Sure, they aren’t all like that, but a great deal of them are. And I don’t think it’s fair that I can’t voice my albeit closed-minded opinion just as loudly as everyone else. The points you made against some juggalos — the ones who commit the crimes and such — are quite valid, if they’re true. But the points made on this page are just “eww juggalos are disgusting, they need to be erased from existance.” I never said anything like that about irresponsible, slutty teen girls who got pregnant. It just sounds like this is what’s happening:
    Me: I dislike irresponsible teen girls who are slutty and got pregnant. Only the irresponsible, slutty ones.
    Everyone Else: OMFG you bigot!! How DARE you spout hate all over this site!!
    Me: But this one thread involving a juggalo… EVERYONE said really vile, disgusting things about him and everyone like him. Isn’t that spouting hate?
    Everyone else: …but he’s a JUGGALO!

  88. MEG, not being able to distinguish between levels of emotion, be it hate, love, anger, fear, whatever is NOT natural and is not healthy. Also, it is NOT Borderline Personality Disorder, trust me. It’s psychosis. You’ve projected all your feelings of betrayal by your schoolfriends onto anyone who acts in that way.
    See a doctor, get help.

  89. Wait… June’s only 17? (yes, that is the only thing I got out of all of this). I know girls are more mature and all but I’m still surprised she’s not older. Of course, my opinion of teenagers could be skewed by things like “babyyyy please, you know I get panic attacks!!”…

  90. Mu, sometimes the difference between ‘responsible’ and ‘irresponsible’ is a broken rubber. Not much you can do about that. I don’t think that your religious whorish friends should be taken as standard examples of people who get it on before marriage, either.
    To be honest, I was a virgin until marriage. And I wish in many ways I hadn’t waited. It was a big fat waste of time to wait.
    The disappointment teenagers often experience because of sex is often due to improper expectations. If you’re just fücking around, you can’t expect it to necessarily become more than that. Plus, if you were raised to think what you are doing is wrong, that’s going to cause psychological difficulty unless you can get over it. And there are lots of sluts who love being slutty (of both the male and female genders).

  91. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Oh MEG, it’s not your hot friends’ fault that you were the fat friend and while they were losing their “values” repeatedly, you couldn’t find someone to help you lose your “values”.

  92. Comments, I will take that as a compliment. :D

    MEG, juggalos are fair game becuase they have control over all the shit that is associated with them. No one is going to say, “Hey! Don’t be mean! It’s not his fault he has hideous tattoos and is brandishing a toy gun!”…Because it is.

  93. Indeed you should, totally meant as one :)

  94. Thanks everyone. Now I want to kill myself.

  95. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

    meg or whatever your name is… just stop, why on earth would this back and forth make you want to kill yourself? Earlier You said “back when I was in highschool” well I’m confused b/c it sounds to me like you are in HS currently… (No offense junebug, my sis is 17 and she’s awesome – but most of you guys can be a little dramatic)

    MEG just please none of this is worth any pain you are feeling, your pain comes from your past and you need to see a doctor. Seriously, it CAN get better.

    Oh and for the record I don’t think your virginity is because of the way you look – you should really get over that. It might have been your crumbling, fake pedestal that kept the boys from getting it in…

  96. By the way, are you saying “don’t be mean to that girl, it’s not her fault she was stupid enough to have sex and get pregnant” ? Because it is.

  97. No, I pushed boys away. I was scared. Dukey did really hit me where it hurts though.

    But you’re right. Nothing I have ever done on this site, under any name, has made me feel any better. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I don’t know what I’m trying to accomplish, what I think I’ll gain from all of this, but all I’ve done is ruin lamebook and taunt the demons in my mind. I’m sorry everyone, I never meant for any of this to happen. After everything I’ve done here, it’s clear that I need help. A lot of help. After I’ve had some time to heal, maybe I’ll come back, fresh, under a new name. But, for now, I’m not well, and lamebook is not a suitable channel for my emotional torment.

    My sincerest apologies for the trouble I caused. I hope to one day fix this mess, once I’ve regained my stability. For now, I think I’m just going to stay away from the internet for awhile.

    Live long and prosper.

  98. You’ve posted under a few different names? So, you’ve been screwing with everyone – all this time. Who are you, really? Look, it doesn’t matter. You go get that help you need. I’m being serious. You take care of yourself. I mean that, too. Really.

    But, I will give you a parting gift. Please accept it in a spirit of humour. It should always be about the humour, Kelly. Always…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTrRiWYSqqQ

  99. Damn, I feel like I was just trapped in my middle school.

    All I’ve got to say is when you post something on the internet, someone WILL disagree with you and someone WILL voice it. It happens…if you don’t have the guts to handle it, don’t post anything. It certainly isn’t worth being all dramatic over.

    Juggalos still creep me out, as does ICP. I maintain my intense dislike of and attitude against them.

  100. Yes word, I have 2 other names, but I stopped using them and decided to focus on this one. I have enough names for each of my — and this sounds bad — personalities.
    Thanks for the parting gift? And thanks for at least kinda softening up long enough to see me off.

  101. I think that guy’s mother should have had a paportion when she realised she is pregnant.

  102. I have no fucking clue what just happened, and I’m not reading through all that to find out.

  103. Wheew!so glad I missed the Kumbaya bonfire that went on here! Goodness people, on a Friday night?
    ________________________________________________________________

    I mentioned recently that I didn’t want to be classified in the same category as three whiny girls on lamebook. I’m going to take a wild guess that they were all MEG! Muepsilongamma, the queen, and idiotbarbie! (and if not idiotbarbie, then the queen’s roommate)

    It was very disturbing reading Meg’s posts above. I sincerely hope she does seek help and is not just saying it. And if you see this Megan: good voice! Focus on that instead, funny internet sites are not for you.

  104. Saffer, I don’t know who idiotbarbie is, but you’re right. I was also thequeen, and excruciasm. Both characters were a couple of my other more distinct personalities. Very good for figuring that out.
    It’s true. I will take this weekend to rest, and then call a doctor on Monday morning. Thank you for the compliment on my voice. I really do enjoy singing; it’s quite therapeutic.

  105. But for clarity’s sake, this is the account on which I am most honest. I have told very few, if any, lies under this name as compared to my other characters.

  106. Kelly, I knew you were thequeen (and by logic, the other one). And you know why? I’ve known a few anorexics in my time, and never, not once, did any of them defend the obese. You have some issues there, my dear. Like you said, you need to get them sorted. Also, you should use some of the energy you expend here toward getting yourself in shape.

    Well, it’s been… something… not sure what, but, anyway, onwards on upwards…

    Bye bye.

  107. Wait…is it even physically possible to live in a box of pudding?

  108. lmao

  109. ok since i’m still a new stalker can someone tell me how you work out she’s got a good voice? and whether her name is kelly or megan? lol

  110. How come I got assigned the new bug? :D
    Click on her name and it takes you to a site where she’s singing. She’s called MEG because it’s the initials of MuEpsilonGamma, and Kelly because she, apparently, looks like Kelly Clarkson

  111. ’cause you’re a sweet old git ;)
    And thanks, i’m clued up …. that girl can sing though

  112. I’ve got one last thing to say about this utter load of rubbish…

    In my time commenting, I’ve only interacted with maybe… three trolls, and it turns out at least two of them are the same person. Ha. Makes complete sense. It wouldn’t be surprising if it turned out she’s fargis, as well…

    … and yoink… and gayisgay… and…

  113. I promise, fargis is too smart to be one of my characters, and those other two must have been before my time. But I think that a troll is someone who just likes to stir up trouble, and while stirring up trouble is what I did, I certainly wasn’t enjoying it, and it wasn’t my objective.

    The few anorexics I’ve known did defend the obese, but it’s probably because I am their friend/family member. And even then, they weren’t really defending my weight, just defending me as a person, fighting for my right not to get picked on and such. It was nice, but it felt very fake.

    I’ve found a workout group in my dorm building. Let’s see how long I can keep up with that.

    Thanks again.

  114. Sometimes it’s easy figuring out the personalities, becuae the writing style and essence of the person doesn’t change- even if they talk like yoink, and I thought everybody knew that yoink was one of the really funny “regulars” just in case it’s not known, I wont throw him/ her under the bus.

    Meg, I’m sorry for what you’re going through internally, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. xx

  115. I think I saw some of yoink’s posts way back when I first came to lamebook a few months ago, but I just remember lots of crazy misspellings, and I usually just pass over people who talk like that. It hurts my brain to read that stuff.

    Thanks Saffer, but don’t feel sorry for me. Mental disease or defect is no excuse for my behavior. It was wrong of me to essentially piss all over what is actually a pretty funny website just because I have personal issues and made it everyone else’s problem in a failed attempt at a cry for help. I should have known better.

  116. I like everyone on the Pyschopathic label. I used to have a narrow mind about it but then I realized thats stupid and gave them a chance, just like I do everything else. While yes, I do agree putting a picture like that up on facebook is a little immature, I have to say that the music is great and most of my friend’s including my boyfriend are juggalos. We are all normal people that work and some of us have kids that we do take care off. I myself am in college majoring in electrical engineering. Juggalos are the only people I have met in the state I moved to five years ago that don’t judge me or make me feel like less then a person for just being me. I’m not hating on anyone and hope everyone else can do the same. I know sometimes people take things to far, so just let it go.

  117. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    HOLY SHIT!!! SOMEBODY GAVE THEM A COMPUTER AND TAUGHT THEM HOW TO GO ONLINE AND TYPE. AND THEY HAVE STARTED BREEDING TOO? We are all doomed :(

  118. I’m glad you cleared up that you don’t hate ALL teen moms, MEG :) Trust me, I’ve been with the same guy for 10 years….I’m not slutty.

    Have you thought about getting just a boyfriend? You don’t have to have sex to have a boyfriend, especially if you find someone with the same values as you.

    And I agree, get help….your whole world will change, I’ve been there.

    Also, I think you look really cute with red hair :)

  119. bell
    I really don’t think any guy would date me. I mean, you heard what Dukey said. And I think if you go back a couple of threads, you’ll find a page where basically everyone told me that no guy would or should be in a sexless relationship. They all pretty much said that they “deserve” sex, and that no one has values like mine anymore. The one boyfriend I had when I was like fifteen left me for some girls who would put out, and everyone on that thread said “I would have too. If you really loved him, you would have given him sex. You can’t expect a guy to stay in a relationship where he doesn’t get any.” Bottom line, I’m hopeless. People like sex, and although a part of me wants to experience it, my fear and insecurity stops me from even entertaining the thought.

    I really hope my world changes. I mean, I thought I was normal, and most people encouraged my line of thinking (those people being my parents), but I had no idea what kind of damage was being done.

  120. And thanks, I like my red hair too.

  121. I just fucking knew it.

  122. Seriously, get someone to talk to. There have been people with way worse problems than yours who came out just fine in the end with a little professional help. And I know for a fact there are those out there who will wait….you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.

  123. I’ll say to you again what I said before MEG, Romans 12:12. Hope you can get better and come back to lamebook, when you aren’t talking about teen mums you make some pretty funny comments!

  124. I joined up after silently lurking for months to let you all know about this:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god

    YES! ICP are actually Evangelical Christians and all the violent, fucktard lyrics were a PLY to get DUMB KIDS TO BELIEVE IN GOD BY COMMUNICATING AT THEIR LEVEL.

    Heh heh heh. Eat that.

  125. Also – MEG, I don’t think you’re ugly, and good for you for sticking with what you believe. Ignore the internets, it is no good. If you don’t want to put out for someone, don’t. Everyone’s different, stop putting yourself down. Also, stop putting everyone else down. I think it’s your SWEEPING GENERALISATIONS that are riling the Lamebook Folk up. While I agree teen pregnancy is a problem, LAMEBOOK is not the place to start airing social grievances. It’s called LAMEbook, c’mon, let’s all just have some fun without ending up with some poor girl with hate comments all over her myspace page.

  126. @MEG you are not fat or ugly!!! As soon as you start believing that you will find someone! Trust me, I know what you are going through: I was a virgin til I was 19 (longer than ALL of my friends), I’m heavy (200 lbs.) and insecure, and everyone I know is popping out babies or happily married. I came out of an abusive relationship last year and I was a mess but I found a wonderful guy and now I’m quite content. Focus on the positives like your amazing voice and it will work out…good luck girl.

  127. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    She is fat nuggster and if you are under 6ft and weighed 200lbs then you are fat too. This isn’t Oprah, fat is fat, being heavy is being fat.

    As for ugly I don’t remember anybody saying she was ugly.

  128. Meg, you’re quite the musician, you’re cute, and I’d definitely do you if you were up for it. Lots of guys are into “cute”, so don’t feel bad, love :-)

  129. dawnofthedeadling

    The juggalos and the juggalettes are ridiculous. They crack me up.

  130. I love having my daily dose of laugh, even if this one came in the early evening, and probably at the wrong time (when someone needs validation). Anyway Dukey, you made me lol “This isn’t Oprah…” ftw :-)

    Dukey and uhmm… the guy guy with the normal name are right: you’re fat and cute, I think it works for you. You’re by no means close to being ugly.

  131. But thequeen is still skinny, right? And excruciasm will pick up the pieces after I’m done? Mississippi, I will bang every one of your personalities. When I was “experimenting” with my dog, he chewed out my seminal vesicles, so there’s no chance of you getting pregnant. Call me.

  132. Dukey, you are so smooth, and your buns are delicious. Can I be your duchess?

  133. I think that everyone of you idiots need to get a fucking life. Judging a person that you don’t fucking know. Everyone of you need to grow the fuck up and realize that you all as individuals have flaws and aren’t perfect. Yes I am a Juggalette. And yes this is my husband you are talking about. But judging people gets you know where. And as far as being dumb lmao, he started college at the age of 16 and spent 4 years there. And yes he sits on his but and designs kick-ass web pages because of that 4 years of colleges. And also is disabled because of a car accident. So if you want to judge then fuck off. DGAF about you and your fucked up lives.

    Have a good day fuckers

  134. kimki..I feel that you may be blowing everyones reactions out of “paportion”.

  135. I thought it was a squirt gun. I guess a BB gun is slightly less lame.
    If those are actually tattoos, I want to see a photo of this guy in 40 years.

  136. The lampshade is crooked.

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