Friday, June 11, 2010

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  1. Stevers!!

  2. Of course, just when I got all this juggalo nonsense out of my mind lamebook comes along and reminds me. Isn’t Corey’s a repeat?
    And that BB gun is so badass. Look out squirrels and other small woodland creatures, the Juggalo is comin’ for YOU! lol

  3. I’m distured about all the Jugganos posts on Lamebook lately…

  4. Bubba just needs a lesson in paportion control and he’ll be fine.

  5. Isn’t #3 a repeat?

  6. I think the Hamburglar crawled up Morgan’s nose.

  7. the third one was just in the last juggalo post that was what, two days ago? maybe even yesterday?

    i feel bad for “bubba” though, he’s going to have those tattoos for the rest of his life. they’re even worse than those misspelled ones.

  8. krasivaya_devushka

    Yes, number 3 is a repeat.

  9. @Teo

    I had to scroll up and look at the pic again, you made my day! LOL

  10. If these braindead, white-trash losers have “Juggalo weddings”, then I don’t know what’s real and what’s not anymore. I’ve heard of taboo, but I didn’t know it was possible to marry your sister…

  11. i love malteaser too

    Those are probably poor little guinea worms trying to crawl out of his tattoo infested face in which they were too embarrassed to reside.

  12. lol

    Kill these losers. Kill them all.

  13. krasivaya_devushka

    This it totally unrelated, but is anyone watching the World Cup right now?

  14. Huh… Really ace censoring on “Bubba” there. I mean, there is no way we would ever recognize any other part of his face. Or hands. No, never, not a distinguishing feature anywhere.

  15. hah the first one was great!

  16. Three things.

    First of all, this post fails because of the repeat nearly half the comments section mentioned. I could see repeating something a few weeks or months apart, but one day? Really?

    Secondly, teo, your name is amazing for many nerdy reasons I don’t feel like going into. Google “avatar wiki Teo.” Epic win.

    Thirdly, I like it when things come in threes. :)

  17. So these things really exist? Where? I’ve never seen nor heard of a “juggalo” until Lamebook started posting about them recently.

  18. I have a hug for all of you!! Not because you are a juggalo I just like to feel people up. mmm

  19. Teo… lmao.
    I just saw another one yesterday, driving in his SUV. He looked confused.

  20. deporting juggalos is the best campaign i’ve ever heard. although quite honestly, i don’t really see many… MAGNETS ARE FUCKING AMAZING!

  21. I finally looked up what a “juggalo” is since apparently juggalo-related posts are here to stay, and it is the stupidest shit I have ever heard of in my life.

  22. ugh. I hate repeats. Especially when less than a few days apart.

  23. Are juggalos a midwest thing? I have never seen one in person, not even back in high school here in CA. Or maybe I have just been super lucky? Also, I assumed Bubbas face artwork was makeup, do you really think they are tattoos?

  24. The Juggalo wedding actually made me cringe. >..> FFS ew.

  25. @sillymerricat: They’re largely in the Midwest- Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, etc since ICP is from Detroit. But apparently they’re all over the country. I live in Oregon now, and some of my friends who are high school teachers say they have juggalo students.

  26. I’m sorry to be so naive and/or ignorant… but what’s a Juggalo?

  27. @Leebo : I’m as confused as you :/ I tried Urban Dictionary and it still doesn’t make much senses. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=juggalo

    I feel sorry for America.

  28. @Desolation Row: I tried Urban Dictionary as well and it didn’t help much.

    Is this Juggalo thing only in the States? I’m in Canada and I’ve never heard of it/them.

  29. rhizomefactory, Thanks for the info! That explains why so many of us didn’t know what they were. ;)

  30. iamjessicanotyou

    juggalos were created by the band ‘insane clown posse’… it’s a bunch of douchebags that paint their face like clowns, and have kind of a heavy korn/hip-hop/screaming kind of sound and they have violently disgusting lyrics. juggalos are the misled kids that worship these asshats.

  31. @Leebo. Pretty sure they’re in Canada, too. The reason I know this is that guy who got knifed to death on a Greyhound a couple years ago was a juggalo.

  32. I heard ‘asshats’ was coined by soldiers who would sit on their helmets in aircraft’s to avoid being shot through the fuselage … sitting on a juggalo in that situation would be fine.

  33. Really … the guy that got decapitated by that insane fellow on the Greyhound was a juggalo? Doesn’t seem so wrong now.

  34. How can this priest live with himself? I can understand the kiddie rape, but sanctioning this abomination is just wrong. I think the pope needs to stop masturbating to the memory of gassing Jews and address this new evil.

  35. Hmmm, where to start…

    1. Quite amusing. Especially the fact that the group creater is getting death threats. That’s when you know, for sure, that you have pissed off losers.

    2. You never know. Perhaps these two were in a massive fire that burned their faces beyond recognition and that hideious make-up is in some way, an upgrade.

    3. Repeat. Lame. Although the first time around, it was quite funny.

    4. I am all for hugging… except these wackos. We had one or two when I was in high school. All I remember is they were greasy weirdos who I could smell before I saw them.

    5. Jack Skellington wannabe of sorts. Does anyone else notice the three letters showing from his knuckle tattoos spell “FAG”? Just sayin’.

  36. I dunno I’m in England and never heard of them… What is the world coming to?!

  37. MsBuzzkillington

    The last two are horrifying. Especially the last one, any picture he posts of his face would be making himself look bad in front of family.

    Yesterday I was taking a road trip and I passed this sign that said “ICY BRIDGE” and someone had spray painted a P over the Y. So it said “ICP BRIDGE”.. I should have taken a picture of that… maybe THEN one of my submissions would make it to the lamebook front page.

  38. FUCKING JUGGALOS… HOW DO THEY WORK?

  39. Seriously? This is insane. (no pun intended) When did this become a craze? A fucking Juggalo wedding! Craziness, I tell you!

  40. Do you think they hired normal people as entertainment for their kids?

  41. The word normal being meant in the least offensive way possible.

    *cough*

  42. Hah. Urbandictionary calls female juggalos “jugalettes.” That made my day…

  43. @BritishHobo Good question
    So Normal ( cough) like someone that doesn’t wear make up and wears normal color clothes and doesn’t walk, dance or run around like a clown??? That just sounds so foreign

  44. Most people find regular clowns scary! Thank god we dont have these in New Zealand.

    I wonder if the married couple will still be as proud of those photos in a few years time?

  45. In So Cal we just have regular gangsstas. I feel so much safer that there are no Juggalos here.

  46. PeanutButtercup

    @Redhead, unfortunately I have seen Juggalos in NZ. Although I like to hope they were tourists.

  47. krasivaya_devushka

    I find “regular” clowns scary. And it all started a long time ago because of that movie “It”.
    :|

    And to also mention, I’ve never heard of these Juggalos/Juggalettes either until I saw a post on here a while ago and I just had to google them to see what they were all about.

  48. YorkshirebornNBread

    Sorry but I look at the pictures and think…what a bunch of Twonks!

  49. Crystal looks so worried about buba’s pictures on FB, but then she goes on a rampage, saying shit this, shit that.
    And, aside from the “paportion” buba’s spelling is far better than her’s… So, who’s now looking like “shit” Crystal?

  50. @Yelelow:

    Considering you just had a go at Crystal for her spelling/grammar, you should know that it’s “hers”, not “her’s”.

  51. Forget the Juggalos, I’m surprised people haven’t had more to say about Morgan. That is one disturbing mofo. How does someone with a face so FUBAR earn a living?

  52. i actually saw 3 juggalos a few days ago

  53. I…just don’t understand juggalos. At all. I first heard a song by ICP back in the mid- to late-90s, and it wasn’t all that good. I don’t even remember it. I hadn’t thought of them in years, and then all these posts started popping up on here, and my first thought after I Googled juggalo is “ICP is still around? Why?” And here I thought my faith in humanity couldn’t drop any lower.

  54. @suedonim

    Hahaha, me too! I’m in LA, myself. But I think we should take these juggano’s to Compton late at night. These wannabe “thugs” wouldn’t last.

  55. I think the funniest part about the blurring of Bubba’s face is that they blurred the sunglasses. It seems they’ve gotten smart and blurred out his first (and, I’m assuming, easily identifiable) name rather than his last.

  56. i live about two hours from l.a.,this city is crawling with juggalos. maybe it’s a small town kind of thing,or like a meth head kind of thing,idk.it’s a pretty odd phenomenon though,you’re hard cuz you have clown make up and chains hanging from your pants…and a bb gun….? i don’t get it…

  57. FYI: The picture of the Juggalo wedding did not come from Facebook. It’s from Myspace.

  58. perhaps they are really proud and put the pics up on both?

  59. Just a side thought but if you look at the guys name, the first name is blurred, then on the girls the last name is blurred, since they’re brother and sister, wouldn’t the sisters name be Crystal Morgan?? It seems to me this douche is easily findable….

    yes, findable, I don’t know if it’s a real word or not, but I like it.

  60. dbeyer92: You mean, other than the fact that the sister has a different last name (probably because she’s married), he’d be easy to find?

  61. The thing the completes the white trash beauty that is the juggalo wedding is not the clown paint, not the $40 Wal-Mart prom dress as a wedding Dress…but the minister wearing a bolo tie. Class.

  62. hmmm….ICP music is ok….somewhat, but there are some major fanatics out there who will try to fight to if you say something bad about ICP…its like theu worship them!

  63. im british and cant be bothered to read all of these for an explanation, so if someone sees this pleas explain to me what the fuck is a juggalo ? they remind me of the henchmen from the George Clooney Batman films, or is that the point ?

  64. Juggalo! LOL
    Some people don’t have the sense god gave Goats.

  65. Why Bubba Why???

  66. HAHA gross. It’s cool that people have their own taste in music, and whatnot, but taking it as far as “I’m part of the juggalo family, wicked motherfuckin clown love, homie!” is disgusting. Hahahaha. It’s unappealing… Why am I dating one? :(

  67. fluffythestayinschoolsquirrel

    i havnt shit that hard in years

  68. Underground group seeking peer validation mocks underground group seeking peer validation. Redundant repost is redundant (I have mastered internet memes AND irony, validate me!).

  69. Pathetic.

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