^ New one for me, too. So I Googled it, like any self-sufficient schmuck would do, and Urban Dictionary tells me this:
“One-eyed Angry Pirate
The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.”
I have have never come across a commenting community with such a false sense of superiority as this one. Even YouTube, as loathsome as the comments there can be, isn’t this self-righteous. Have you all forgotten this is a comment section for a site that posts pictures of funny facebook posts? What the fuck guys. Get your heads out of your asses.
^did you just critique your own bullshit? because you’re fucking spot on.
you are way too self-righteous, not in the least funny and, quite literally, hated more than cancer.
but to be fair, you should keep your head firmly wedged up your ass – it muffles your whiny bullshit.
^Hey, honey–I’m truly sorry you’re sick. But this really isn’t the right place for you or personal disclosures. Go to reddit. They have lots of pictures of cats doing unbelievably adorable things. If you stay here you and anything about you is fair game. Go. I wish you well.
so she’s a pointless cunt because chemo?
and now it’s not ok to tell her to shut her retarded head, because she might die sooner than she normally could have(but really she won’t because she’s lying her arse off)?