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  1. y cant wee b frewns

  2. slimjayz… lolz

  3. I love Johnny Depp, so yes, I would do Edward Scissorhands no problem, even if it meant a trip to the hospital, and some major plastic surgery afterwards.
    I love him THAT much.

  4. LaFreda… that can’t be her real name… also, haven’t you guys had the Pregnant Chines Lady and Edward Scissorhands ones up here already?

  5. I don’t care Hobo, Johnny can come here as often as he wants.

  6. Also gurlfrewn… fucking why? :|
    Gurlfrewn.
    Girlfriend.
    One letter difference.
    Why not type ‘girlfrien’ if you’re gonna be that fucking lazy? Or, if you don’t give a shit which letters you use, why not just slam your hand down on the keyboard and use whatever the hell results that gives you?

  7. Looks like a slow Monday for lamebook, please, do better lamebook

  8. word: What about Willy Wonka Johnny Depp? Then again, I suppose if Scissorhands Johnny Depp wouldn’t put you off, Willy Wonka Johnny Depp ain’t gonna be much of a challenge :P

  9. Hobo, he’s been many strange characters.

    Bring them all on I say.

  10. Even… Sweeny Todd?

  11. With an extra e?

  12. CommentsAtLarge

    Sarawr rickrolled him/herself — also wtf with the names lately?

    @ Word

    Even the Mad Hatter? Bears a creepy resemblence to an albino Carrot Top…

  13. Am I not making myself clear Hobo?, I’d fuck him even if he was covered in snot.

  14. pmsl @ word – i understand that obsession lol

  15. Aye word, you win :P Plus he’s normal in pretty much all the other roles I haven’t named xD

    I notice Lamebook removed the Pregnant Chinese Lady post and made it look like I’m talking nonsense… good show, Lamebook…

  16. Or touché.

  17. word, covered in snot? I’m starting to find your taste…different.

  18. there is no chic id fuck covered in snot

    wait, maybe a pregnant chinese woman

  19. He was damn sexiest in Pirates of the Caribbean, that’s for sure.

  20. You know, I always skim over the lamebook posts…I get more amusement from the comments. Except that one ammmmmazing post many moons ago. But beyond that….I more enjoy the comments from word and slim and mcowles..and today, britishhobo. I’m so turned on by the wit….

  21. I laughed at the last one, not for the horrendous spelling, but because it implies that of course they were going to lie to you when they were your boyfriend/girlfriend, but why are they still doing it now that you’ve broken up?

  22. hobo- your comment about slamming their head down on the keyboard made me laugh so damn hard. i got an instant picture in my head of some fucktard slamming their head down and getting “khguhrtlihsdg” and then using that instead of the word gurlfrewn.

  23. The best part of the last one? When her friend didnt know what it was and she responded with “boifriend”. Yessss.

  24. thanks frankie! I hope you are a chic so i can start making crud comments to you as well

  25. *crude

  26. I agree, Frankie83. I always get a laugh out of the comments, the same can’t be said for the posts.

    I’m just praying that Lamebook’s comments won’t go the way of failblog and other related websites comments section. I don’t ever bother reading them anymore.

  27. sarawr is quite clearly a nerd of the highest order. did she actually think it’s cool to make a million different groups just for a lamebook photo? also, your name is sarah, rawr is not cute.

  28. Frankie! You got an invite from THE slimjayz to have crude comments thrown at you!

    You got into the in-group! Congrats

    *continues to lurk in the dark corners*

  29. Oh wordy, here we go, double-teaming the same guy again. We’re simply got to stop meeting like this. People will talk.

    Eh, actually, Johnny’s recent fucktard comment about how Polanski should go free because his crime of drugging and ass-raping a 13 year old child took place over 30 years ago, might have finally put me off of him…

  30. *We’ve

  31. Lauren made me laugh. I feel sorry for the next generation haha

  32. Slim, I’m so excited I just came in my panties. Let’s hope I can give as good as I’ll get….

  33. i cant believe she spelled boyfriend wrong after the fact. Sometimes the Lord pours a little honey from heaven and this time its in the form of Lafreda. Let the church say AMEN. aahhh im going to the hot place when i die

  34. Sarawr is either a made up name the girl has taken on herself, in which case she needs to be shot, or it’s a name given to her by her parents, in which case her entire family line needs to be wiped from the Earth in order to prevent such a tragedy from ever occurring again. Actually, that’s probably the best course of action in any case.

  35. Oh, Lauren’s a girl after my own heart. Go get em’ sweetie!

  36. I love the Lamebook comments pages more than the posts themselves too. Finally, a place where people humour my lack of a… sense of… one…

    Then again, anywhere’s good when compared to the FML comments pages. There’s only so much ‘stop sayin first u fuckin fag oh also btw wumen shuld be in the kitchen lol!’ you can take before you have to go outside and watch people walk past your house and then look at the sky and weep for the future of humanity.

  37. I love the Lamebook comments pages more than the posts themselves too. Finally, a place where people humour my lack of a… sense of… one…

    Then again, anywhere’s good when compared to the FML comments pages. There’s only so much ’stop sayin first u fuckin gay oh also btw wumen shuld be in the kitchen lol!’ you can take before you have to go outside and watch people walk past your house and then look at the sky and weep for the future of humanity.

  38. I need to get my ass over to FML then , i ve been duying to call people gay and make kitchen jokes since i woke up this morning

    Weeping men are so gay Hobo hehe

  39. In a perfect world, women would never be in the kitchen.

    They would have moved the refridgerator to the bedroom to save time.

  40. In a perfect world women would cool my beer with their breath and heat my dinner by rubbing it on their bellies, all the while riding me as I watch Criminal Minds…… for all eternity.

  41. lol

  42. I agree that the comments section here is often funnier than the posts :)
    I find myself giggling out loud at work and people giving me odd looks!

  43. @Walter

    Amazing!

  44. Walter , can i join your cult ?

  45. I too would fu*# a snot covered Johnny as well. And I too only come here for the comments.

  46. i personally find mr depp creepy and over rated. then again, i don’t have a vagina so that might change my perspective.

  47. Come on … You can’t tell me that nobody here was singing along with sarawr’s list of fan pages!

  48. i had to register just to share this:

    there is a porno called edward penishands. it’s pretty awesome.

  49. Anybody else notice that you see Lauren on here quite a bit? Somebody has it out for her.

  50. @ surprise: That’s nothing, I seen a porno that had Frank Bobbit on it and it was called “Frankincock”. (That was the guy who was famous for getting his dick chopped off.

  51. )*

  52. Surprise,
    Edward Penishands is the second best comedy porno I have ever seen. Zombie porn is first. You keep waiting for someone to eat something.

  53. Rick Astley reference – lol.

  54. Doesn’t anyone noticed that the second one actually have to do with DotA?

  55. lol the second to last..

    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  56. Elixabeth, cut it out. You’re annoying. And you failed Inspiration 101.

  57. Funniest porn I’ve seen was “In the days of whore.” Leprosy Porn!! The lines were classic.

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