Almost certain that 95 percent of this is embellished bull crap. Please, with any bullshit this lengthly, feed it to an actual human face or set up a blog if you can’t/won’t find one. Not for facebook.
it would have been funnier if john screamed out “fuck you! no bastard coppers gonna take me alive!” and then rammed his jeep straight into the side of bryan’s car.
and then got out and shot bryan through the fucking head.
but olympic gold medals mean so much to the cultural identity of…fuck all, really, it’s a load of balls.
nationalism in ausfailure stinks of jingoistic wattle-printed tea towels, and cork fucking hats. stuffed bloody koalas and just fucking kill me now. bogans draped in flags with their faces painted like a horde of fucking savages – screaming out to the alphabloke drug-&-women-abusing thugs fighting the highly stylised and ritualistic modern warfare of sportsmen.
Fuck you, t2000. Fuck you and die a lonely, 50-yr old, mama’s-basement-dwelling IT guy who thinks he’s a fucking robot, and won’t let that shit go. Oh, how fucking creative, you made a new login and put a fucking 2 there instead of a 1, and called it a fucking up-goddamn-grade.
Okay, I’m better now.
And @goodgodno, who fucking cares? I mean, it could be fiction as shit, but it’s still funny.