Jeyni shut the fuck up with the condolences, didn’t you hear she stepped on a cricket god dammit!
There seems to be a theme lately of people putting personal matters so nonchalantly in their status’.
If only the police had picked up on this one…
‘Philip Garrido can’t believe what just happened on Entourage, oh and also I’ve kidnapped a few peeps lol.’
I love when people post RIP and death in the family updates addressing them directly on facebook. I just picture the person in heaven using gods computer to check they’re facebook, and having god walk in and being like “WTF.. tell me you didnt go through my history”
Careful with that whole their/they’re/there thing – im having: we thrive on that sort of stuff around here – you can get eaten alive!
(otherwise I’m ROFLing at the idea of looking through God’s history folder!)
OMG who posted this?????????????????? to let you all know, the RIP MOM was a constant on my status… she passed away from a brain tumor/brain cancer… i had come home from the emergancy room and went into my kitchen with no light on and i stepped on a cricket… i then updated my status. josh was a very close family friend that my mom basically adopted into the family when he was 13, he moved to florida and had gotten caught w drugs, and my aunt wendy was saying she just caught a cricket in her house and sent it to me…