I really REALLY don’t understand the first one. Is it a how to book, like “so, you’re trapped in a concentration camp and need food. Here’s how to make spaghetti sauce from dead rats!”? Who wants to read about this stuff while eating or making food any ways? If it’s just Jewish recipes, SAY that. Maybe that’s what it is “how to eat Kosher while imprisioned and dying”.
We don’t have Jews where I live.
Now, I only have Hitler and Mel Gibson’s opinions to go by, but it sounds like they cause a bit of trouble. Should I ask those nice chaps at Hezbollah for a better character reference…?
catpower, the nazis used ovens to cremate the prisoners of the concentration camps. the focus is supposed to be on the comment about the brick oven pizza. there’s a pretty terrible joke about it. just google “what’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?”
ehhh, i thought about using something different than “cremate,” since it wasn’t so much the burning of dead bodies as it was the burning of both dead bodies and living beings. i guess it’s possible in some philosophical sense they were essentially already dead, but that’s a stretch.
and thinking about that is a total buzzkill.
by the by, a million high-fives to you, anorexicpanda!
It’s not particularly funny but I just like the last one because I know where it is – on the Curry Mile in Manchester. I got the same feeling when lamebook posted up a photo of the “Best handjob in the North” carwash.