Everyone knows that Cubic Conium has yet to be knighted. I really want to “no” this guys foreign stance. Seriously, how does one not know the correct spelling of “know?” And don’t even get be started on “alot!”
Dear fellow members of the masculine sex, this is a message to educate males as to what their female counterparts consider whilest choosing a spouse, in the perspective of Jet. Most fellows enquire as to how I have managed to attract so many of the fairer sex in the past and present, so today I would like to answer that question for the general public. First, be genuine, as females can often sense ingenuity. Do not try to affect an air of mystery, which can be easily seen as false. Second, provide material comfort. Using finances wisely is commendable, but females are often swayed by a generous display of monetary affection. For instance, I purchased a genuine diamond for my spouse, as opposed to the popular cubic zirconia. She was well aware of the difference. Females can tell. Lastly, display confidence, which is very important. If your female counterpart senses your fear, she may be less inclined to further your relationship. If you do not show courage when faced with aggressive behaviour towards your house, your vehicle, your spouse or any other of your belongings, then your female counterpart may show you less affection. Please take heed to my suggestions and you will find your endeavours successful.
On the topic of the Lamebook book that nobody’s mentioned for about twenty comments, they better feature some stuff from commenters, cos they’re a lot of the time far funnier than the actual entires. Apart from that British cock.
Also halfway through they should write a line in bold and then be unable to get the font back to normal for the rest of the book.