Geez, Ryan, don’t be upset just because she had you take three multiple choice tests determining your compatibility, then arranged for you to have a physical to provide her with a written note from your doctor detailing your perfect physical health, and then had you undergo a psychiatric evaluation before calling you every five minutes to see whether or not you had gotten the results back. She’s just picky. Be glad you made it through, cause now y’all are in love!
Btw, I like how she just puts that out there. ‘We are in love’, regardless of how you personally feel about the situation…
The psycho stocker designation is probably correct. I’m guessing that they’re both employed at the local Wal-Mart, and while working the aisles, Angel insists on having the GI Joes make out with the Transformers. THERE’S A PERFECTLY GOOD BARBIE RIGHT THERE!
Ryan purposely spelling stalker wrong the second time to prove he can’t spell gave me a good laugh. At least he isn’t ignorant about the fact. Though it’s sad because I doubt he will ever make the effort to fix anything else in the future.
That little speech by Danny was worth reading. If living life consists of conversations with hobos and getting laid, I’d imagine he will meet a pretty nice hooker soon enough. He can do it all at the same time.
I find it somewhat amazing that although Ryan both correctly used and spelt words like “psycho”, “illusion”, and “vapid”, he couldn’t spell stalker. I mean, just using the word “vapid” to describe someone has got to be like level 10 in fighting vocabulary terms…
And Angel is off somewhere playing with her Ryan doll made of his hair and dustbunnies… sad really.
Ryan spelled it “stocker” even after the two posts immediately above his spelled it correctly. This shows that he really meant to call her a “stocker”, as in the people who stock the shelves at your local store. He’s berating her for working in a dead-end low-paying job when she could be at home pining over him all day.
Malteaser I am SHOCKED! You actually said something more than lol! Right On!
Anyway to the point, Angel reminds me of my most recent ex. After a year of being on the splits, she still has it in her little fucked up head that “we” are in love. It’s not that she is picky about who she is with, she thinks that just because he didn’t chew his arm off in the first night, (like everybody else did) that it is destiny! Alas, poor simple minded fools!
As for Craig and Danny, Craig should take “some” of Danny’s advice. Go live life instead of poaching young looking guys. Danny, I’m afraid that you’re the one that will end up on dateline for you are the one with a girlfriend and using your SON’S picture to pick up, let me make sure I quote this right, GIRLS! So therefore Danny, I do believe you need to take some of your own advice and shoot yourself.