I actually have a friends mom who if you make a album of partying pictures or whatnot with the people she knows well, she will like almost every single picture, but she’s a pretty dope mom, so it’s all good, i think Morgan might be going a little overboard though.
I think Morgan did this on purpose just to annoy someone with all the email notifications and text notifications. One of my friends did this to me and my phone went off all day. This happened to me on April Fools day. I think it’s a probably a pretty harmless prank. If not, she is trying way too hard. LOL
Wow, Joe, if you’re as bold with your musical career as you are with your “Hey, it’s been a while. Let’s f*ck.” then you can look forward to a pretty short and embarrassing plummet into failure. Whatever happens, I look forward to reading about it on Lamebook when you send your “So I’m going to prison in CA for some things I’m not too proud of, and always thought you were the bees knees…” email.
Phew, a comments page without cali4 & Wendy…thought those two were going to grill & eat LB. Gotta love Joe’s sales pitch. Subtle, understated, with just the right amount of desperation and hope. “gonna be a rockstar, wanna be my first groupie?” niiice…
Joe is probably going to get signed soon and move out of town.
So a Facebook ban for harrassment, being called a stalker on the streets or hell, even a lawsuit wouldn’t bother him (we all know lawsuits are good for publicity) and so he has finally got the courage to not only ask out the girl he liked but to directly ask her to f#$k which is not only courageous but also shows some rockstar mentality.
Hahaha, right liketotallycool, because soooooo many bands who move out to LA to make it get signed within months of being there. Oh wait…
There’s nothing courageous about “hey, I’m leaving town wanna f*&k?” Soldiers, sailors, marines, etc. have been pulling that one for ages… at least they have the sense to add “I may get hurt or die out there and will always remember that you were my last!” If you want a chance for it to work, nothing like making it the chick’s patriotic duty
Um, “shafted for child support” ? Sorry, if it’s his kid then he needs to pay child support. If you stick your dick in someone, you shoulder the responsibility if a baby comes out 9 months later. End of story.
If this was a baseball movie, Joe would be rounding third and headed for home in slow motion, with the orchestra swelling around him… bits of grass kicked up behind him floating in the breeze as he starts to realize, holy shit, this may actually work… and then he trips over a shoelace and falls flat on his face about halfway down the base line.
“E” for effort, though. Get ‘em next time, slugger.
Not going to get into this argument again but I feel a woman should be responsible for birth control because IT IS HER BODY: 9 months of carrying the baby, 18 months of schlepping the kid to and from school along with the stress, staying home/quitting work until the baby gets bigger etc.
I am female FYI and I practice what I just preached so to speak because I know I’m not financially ready for a mini-me. Having the baby and then expecting a guy to pay for it is just selfish because I LET the guy stick his dick in me.
Billy, you have a very bright future ahead of you on Watchdog!
Alright, Morgan is bat shit crazy!
But man! Joe! I know he’s coming on way too strong, but holy hell that was hot! I hope the she took him up on the offer, because he was going to worship the hell out of her body! He may be bat shit crazy just like Morgan, but I’m kinda rooting for him!
If you wonder why a personal message ends up on lamebook, it’s ’cause that is Liz’s reply. Shaming his advances publicly.
Joe could have said that in person perhaps, post growing a set of balls.
C’mon, he describes kissing her neck, titties etc etc, but brings nothing new to the table. For me, I’m annoyed that he continually shifts from past to present tense while describing something that hasn’t happened yet.
He talks of feeling himself thrust himself, I think what we have here is a minutes of someones wank… :-/
Open invite for any foxy lady that thought that’s hot, email me and without promising too much, I’ll at least promise my pen and the sword it describes will blow Joe’s little monologue out of the water… (Feelin’ frisky today )
@ ee, well I’ve been away for a little while and I come back to find other folks stealin’ my riding crop shtick!!! Haha…
Oh, and malteaser says whole sentences… WTF ?!?
And now you’re getting all wet under the gills over some stalker’s pissy Mills and Boon plagiarism… It’s like I’ve let you down somehow
Point is, it’s like my browser has redirected me to bizzarrolamebook.com.
p.s. and that open invite was mainly directed at you, and a certain someone else with whom I’d like to conduct some unfinished e-business…
As you seem to have taken quite the shine to him, maybe I’ll quote the heart throb of the day:
“you drive me absolutely wild and always have” hahahahaha
It has been a while, and the riding crop will live long in lamebook history. word and I just recently had a little reminiscing about that!
As much as I’d like to indulge in our lusty business, I fear it is too late in the evening for me to truly enjoy our time. It’s well after 1am here and it is a work day (sadly), but I can promise that one day we can relive that satisfying and scandalous evening together!
Awww at least Billy is holding off until she is of age. How sweet and considerate.
Liking everything is nothing… my little sister and her friend bombed her friend’s ex-boyfriend’s page with comment after comment from each of their accounts until the entire visible page was from them (obviously if you’d clicked the “show older posts” point it wouldn’t have all been from them). Very immature but I found it hilarious.
Joe… care to change that career chase to Australia? I can drive you absolutely wild.
what bothers me about joe’s post is that the HTML formatting looks suspiciously more like a wall post than a personal message. does anyone else get the same impression? because that little difference would turn the whole thing from a fairly run-of-the-mill booty call request into ABSOLUTELY EPIC HILARITY.
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Alen001, you do realize that people purposefully don’t visit your sad little wannabe web site specifically because you pimp it here and on TFLN, right? If you didn’t know that, allow me to enlighten you: You are a douche.
i think the gals that say they would take joe up on his offer arent considering the context… First she already knows this guy and has an opinion of him… second he has probably been semi-stocking her and has made a couple lame attempts at moves… ladies… think of that guy on your friends list that seems to go out of his way to comment on your posts, has been mking lame attempts to get you to notice him for years and as of yet has been nothing but creepy… now imagine he sent the letter
if the panties are still melting off, i have some emails to send