Wednesday, February 5, 2014

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  1. Reading ‘the article’ and making 88 dolars an hour, for just a few hours on the computer. Or, $23,672 a month. Work it out, its the same.

  2. Made me think about titties

  3. my best friend’s mother makes 88 dolars hourly on the computer. She has been laid off for five months but last month her pay was 21162 USD just working on the computer for a few hours. read the article
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  4. Hey, what’s for lunch?

    ( $ )( $ )

  5. How much is a ‘dolar’ in US currency?

  6. The Beast Among Us

    ^ It’s another term for a blunt.

  7. Ten bucks……….unbelievable. dollhairs are quite inexpensive, and strippers don’t appreciate them as tips. They don’t like blunts or joints either. two dollar bills are the going rate to put in a bra, braddah.

  8. Cait took of her bra and earned $88. You can earn that in an hour if you follow these simple steps to grow your penis 2 months in 6 inches.

  9. imadethistocommentonthisonepostandnothingmore

    I prostituted once back in my day. It was a terrible experience.
    There I was, February 31st, 1962. The Korean War had just ended, so the troops were finally back and ready to catch up on all the pony riding they had missed while they were gone. I had just been fired from my job as a dishwasher at Papa Johns and rent was due that upcoming Friday. I had to come up with a plan or I was going to be homeless.

    So I did what every civilized man would do. I put an ad out in the mornin paper: “Young man, ready to earn cash, will do whatever it takes. Use me as you will.”

    Next thing you know, there I am, a cold dark hotel room. A large masculine man walks through the door. We both stay silent. I had no idea what I had gotten myself into, he started to take his clothes off and told me to undress. I thought I was joining the Navy. I ask him why and proceed to tell him no, I dont think Im fit for the Airforce. The stale endless look he gave me, I will never forget. He climbed into my bed. I wondered why, because there was two beds.. He began to spoon me, so I resisted. So he grabbed me tightly and said:

    “I could have killed ‘em all, I could’ve killed you. In town you’re the law, out here it’s me. Don’t push it! Don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe. Let it go. Let it go!”

    The rest of the night was a blurr. I awoke the next morning in a small village in Guam. He told me we had to fight our way out or we wouldnt make it out alive. So we proceeded to wipe out small asian men with our M12B A-2 assault rifles. The men we shot would explode like Pinatas, except they would explode out small cheap gadgets and Nike shoes. We ended up in a city named: Beijing. I didnt understand a single word anyone would say, but I soon adapted my linguist skills enough to buy food. It wasnt very hard in all truth, I used a complex combination of small words like ching and chang and tywong and Kim Jong il.

    Anyways, what an experience it all was. The rest of the story will have to wait till another day.

  10. OMG, that’s such a cute story.

  11. TL;DR

  12. :o ~ ~ ~ <===8

  13. A Fistful of ‘Dolars’

  14. my best friend’s mother makes 88 dolars hourly on the computer. She has been laid off for five months but last month her pay was 21162 USD just working on the computer for a few hours. read the article
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  15. The Beast Among Us

    Papa John’s wasn’t around until 1983, you dirty, filthy, whore of a liar.

  16. Isn’t that the plot to Forrest Gump ?

  17. You have now offended me, spawn. Forrest Gump is a lovely movie………. I will turn Danish on yo ass if you do not chill.

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