All but the 3rd were fucking hilarious! Way to go submitter, many kudos to you!
@Tammy: Class is meant to be working on assignments. Teacher doesn’t have anything to help with for the moment so teacher goes on fb to kill a few minutes and we know the rest. Anyway it is stupid to add teachers on facebook! When will the youth learn they are asking for trouble?
The fourth one, about the heart and butt, makes me mad. That was a bumper sticker I had found on the “Bumper Sticker” app. I sent it to my husband because he’s an ass man and loves mine (TMI, I know) and now seeing it here kind of just makes it sad.
Aunt Eunice, who just turned 78, recently visited Daniel’s family. It was a particularly hot day, and she was panting a bit to try and cope with the heat. As Daniel opened the door, she noticed how much Daniel has grown, and playfully asked him if he’s now the man of the house. That is what really happened.
Then there is Daniel’s version on facebook. He’ll get far in politics.