Not to be one of those people who goes “hey look lamebook/the person writing the status stole from blah blah blah and that means it’s not funny”, but that hearing aids joke is so from Cyanide and Happiness.
I was reading thru some old comments and it’s a problem when people start putting their personal garbage on these comments like my wife told me the doc says she has stds and i was like fuckin a man I told her i hadn’t been sleeping wit any women or nothing but I was in NZ and they say do roman stuff when traveling but who wants a dirty sheep when 26 perverts been up in there already planting weeds in your garden bed run and tell dat
The best thing to do is just sit back, don’t get involved and bask in the warm, comforting irony of the fact that people air their dirty laundry on a site dedicated to ridiculing people that air their dirty laundry.
I feel like yoink is back but worst. Today I was eating my wurst and mustard sandwich in the kitchen with this pa girl and my boss walks by a says HEALTH FOOD FOR LUNCH AGAIN YEAH DUDE and I was like stfu asshole and I got permission to go home early and COOL MY ASS OUT and I’ve used up all my ice but I’m so relaxed.
I almost forgot my point so empty a 2 liter bottle of coke then fill it with water then stick it in the freezer for like 3 days then take it out then cut the plastic away with a utility knife or exacto knife then put it on the floor maybe in your back yard like I do because it can get messy then park your sphincter over the top then lower it and raise and repeat and that’s what it’s like!!
Oh my Jesus, fuck Caleb for reminding me the horror of scantron tests. One too many times I have passed those wretched sheets through the stupid scoring machine for lazy teachers who trust their selected student NOT to change their answers with the answer key all in their face. Always sounded like a machine gun. Meaning everyone failed.
No more scantron tests for me though… (shiver)