Wednesday, March 24, 2010

It’s WINSday

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  1. Liam, FTW…nicely done.

  2. Nice.

  3. Agreed. Wtf is Tom on about? =/

  4. I think Patrick wins here, I’d love to know hat Allie’s blurred status said.

  5. *what

  6. And I mean second Tom, not the laptop one.

    Allie’s getting S-something something-something-y. Smelly? Sexy? Shorty?

  7. I think it’s “Allie’s getting swallowy.”

    BTW, Tom is ripping off the whole “this is my gun, it is a part of me. Without my gun, I am useless, without me, my gun is useless” thing that is connected with the military.

    I don’t feel like googling it, but it was probably in a movie or something… unless it’s just a common Army credo.

  8. Nicholas also got a few other things wrong….

    its “pwned” and not “powned”

    also its “noob” and not “nube”

    A retarded smartass i’d say :-P

  9. It’s not blurred, it says “silly”, except she diahhrea’d about seventy-four extra “l”s on there.

  10. I thought it was “newb” as in “newbie.” But then again, that’s networking, I’m not familiar with gaming lingo.

  11. US Marine Rifleman’s Creed:
    This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will….

    My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…

    My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

    Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but Peace.

  12. Ah, I see. Silly.

    @mcowles – so not only is it lame, but it’s a rip off? I hope Tom’s being ironic.


  13. @Elle Bee

    The irony of Tom is that his shirts are VERY wrinkled.

  14. Wow. Where can I get that on a dish towel?

  15. I pwned a n00b and all I got was this used condom.

  16. @ mccowles – was that Full Metal Jacket? Yup I have a google search field built into my browser but fuck it.

    techeretic out-nerded Nicholas..awesome

    @ dtronol – sorry I’m with mccowles. she getting swallowy

  17. Tom’s status made me chuckle a little with his slightly emo version of the original “this is my rifle”, but Liam swooped in with a big old win!

    I’m a little confused by Nora’s status though…

  18. @mcowles – you are correct though…the creed was made famous (to non-marines) in Full Metal Jacket.

  19. @lamebookpro

    No, I think it’s the real US Marines.

    I think Full Metal Jacket had:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun *grabs crotch*.
    One is for shooting, one is for fun!

  20. @lamebookpro – dammit! I knew I should’ve refreshed…

  21. crap… I should’ve refreshed before posting. I need to watch Full Metal Jacket. I own the DVD, but still have never seen more than clips of it.

    Thanks jfwilliams1… even if I couldn’t be the reason, it’s good to get all the information out there :) , haha.

  22. whoa, creepy… GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

  23. Full Metal Jacket is one of the best war movies ever ! You should watch it and i hope you enjoy it.

  24. @lamebookpro: We all get a little swallowy after work sometimes. It usually coincides with getting sloppy, swampy, and of course, soggy.

  25. @mcowles – ha! But actually, I think you are right…they did butcher the actual creed with the much funnier (and true) version that you posted…

  26. Allie is getting shitty tonight (as is drunk because it’s her birthday).

    And how can I be the first person to credit Micki with the pure unadulterated win?

  27. okay… totally don’t fit in to this whole US marine/ gun talk.

    Jack, Patrik, Micki G & Liam for the win. Haven’t laughed at lamebook postings in a while.

  28. Micki’s life must have been harder considering the fact that she has two dads… both with substance abuse problems to boot.

  29. I am not calling a win on the Micki one , she dishes out her own misery to show how strong she is. He is a big whiny loser but i understand where it is coming from. Like mother like weeping lil emo son.

    And Patrick … maybe the pic of our beloved ex world leader (aka dr Evil) is a sarcastic joke ? So lighten up , after all it’s her birthday and she is planning to get drunk later on , hell boy what more do you want ?

  30. The first paragraph of the Rifleman’s Creed was indeed recited in the movie Full Metal Jacket. The “this is my rifle, this is my gun” rhyme was also in that movie, but in a different scene.

  31. @Father Shaw
    amen to that good sir, lol

  32. Father Sha* woops

  33. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    If Allie IS getting swallowy, then I’m willing to overlook her Bush.

  34. lol!

  35. This is my rifle.
    This is my gun.

    This is for fighting.
    This is for fun!

    That’s the song from Full Metal Jacket… a neat fun fact (FF for short) is that I believe the title was taken from the line in the scene where the recruit blows his own brains out!

  36. Canadi-Eh-N, you’re right about that being a rhyme from Full Metal Jacket, but the one being quoted on Facebook is another part of the film.


  37. @ 33 lol. that is all.

  38. How have you people never heard the term “Let’s get shitty”? You’ve never known a college student?

  39. Anyone who uses gamertalk gets ‘powned’ by real life.

  40. In Soviet Union, n00b PWNZ you!

  41. Love you Patrick.

    And no I don’t George W.

  42. Sure, Jacob’s been b*tching, but he finally says something positive and Micki jumps down his throat. I mean, isn’t it a good thing that everyone can get f*cked? I consider that the highlight of my day…

  43. mom called the son EMO, that’s hilarious.

  44. Aw nooo, she didn’t get a happy birthday off some prick who’s too up his own arse to look past a political view and be nice! Aw, I bet that’s ruined her birthday and all.

  45. Olivia get a “ftw” also.

  46. Also on Family Guy Joe says that gun speech about his wheelchair. So that’s good.

  47. I'm Canadian Also

    dtronol is right, Allie’s status clearly not blurred, but rather “Work then time to get sillllllllllllllly :) .”

    that’s just what many multiple sans-serif Ls (Calibri if I’m not mistaken) look like in a row.

  48. I'm Canadian Also

    Also, there are three reasons I hate Nicholas:
    Reason the first: he misspells pwned and noob
    second: he uses words like pwned and noob
    third: he believes he is Richard Dawkins, while using and misspelling words like pwned and noob.

  49. MsBuzzkillington

    There’s something about the phrase “Totally dominating a novice” that makes me lol.

  50. Nicholas thinks he is so cool for saying ‘powned’ and ‘nube’.
    He’s an idiot.
    Any REAL gamer knows it’s ‘pwned’ and ‘n00b’.
    Dumbass poser.

  51. I think my life was better not knowing either of those terms. I just feel more geeky having learnt them :(

  52. “until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but Peace.”
    No wonder the USA keep on picking fights. This one sentence explains so much.

  53. @chicky_monkey – please make that into a tshirt and wear it in public! =)

  54. pwned & noob

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