oh my goodness. can we not see the beautiful irony? Of course none of you could possibly think that after his rant in the last post about first posters, that Ben has suddenly converted and lost brain cells. He was making a point. But it only works if you assume that you people have half a brain. so I guess his efforts were in vain.
@probablynot: I did, in fact, see the irony. In the spirit of Ben’s rant from the previous post, I felt the need to insult him on this one, particularly given that I’d declared my love for him in the previous post for his angry ranting.
And Ben, thanks for the offer to blow you… but I don’t think I’m exactly your type
Ben, it’s people, such as you…that talk mad shit on the internet (and let’s not forget you’re one of THOSE annoying fucks that Type “First.”) Is it that important to you? We all know in reality, you’re the scrawny little kid that could get beat up by a ten year old girl.
@ Stix: I will save Ben the trouble of a reply on this: *Clears throat* Whine about not needing validation, use racist epithet or some combination of “fuck” and another word (Possibly “fuckbiscuit”? Let’s go with that.). More random whining and swearing to make himself feel important, fill that empty void in his life (and possibly groin), and try to appear like an internet superhero when we all know there is no such thing.
All of you on your high horses, chill out, I apologize for my ranting, I really need to calm down and stop been a hypocrite.
Or maybe you all can go fuck yourselves, you have nothing better to do than over analyze every comment, scrutinizing every minute detail, I couldn’t care less for any of your opinions you douche bags. Again, go suck your Dad’s dick(s).
Ow, wow, Adam, a joke about women cooking and ironing? Not only are you a fucking comedic genius, but you’re damn original to boot.
I like the stuff in the status though that apparently women can love better than a guy ever can, and that a girl never actually wants to break up with you…? Uh, what?
Btw, if anyone jumps on me for being all uptight about sexist jokes, it’s not just that. It’s the fact that the whole ‘get in the kitchen’ thing is SOOOOOOO bloody old now that it pisses me off whenever I hear it. It’s like RickRolling, funny for a bit, but anyone who still does it, the exact same joke, is NOT. FUNNY.
@scottspieg 28: Nah. The thing about Frodo is that, as much as he has been made out to be gay, he still has a book and movie series written about him. I can’t think of anyone who would want to produce books or movies about a whiny kid, or see the final product thereof.
Jesus Christ. I hate this fucking website sometimes. What is the point in requiring a fucking registered name if any fucker can use it. For you information, douchebags above, I still fucking hate it when retarded shut-ins post “first”. They are wankers. Without exception, anyone who thinks it is valid and useful to post “first” is a fucking dickhead.
I think some of the posters above could have made a bit more effort, too. “I really need to calm down and stop been a hypocrite”? You fucking spanner.
This happened last time I started swearing on this forum, and got really boring fast. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
@ Chuck Norris there is something I have always wanted to tell you but have been to afraid but I have studied the ancient art of whoopassita for many years now and feel I have the strength. If I see you in the street you should run for I will hunt you down and beat you sensless for I just could not take one more freaking episode of Walker Texas Ranger.
Ben, my name is Chuck, your parents have asked me to have a word with you regarding your appalling behavior in numerous threads. I understand it can be frustrating growing up, hell I was a teenager once, I got in a fair bit of trouble too but I found something that saved me, I found salvation in Martial Arts.
You see Ben, Martial Arts is not just “beating people up” and there is more to been tough than talking trash (your mother said you have a terrible potty mouth), but at the same time your ass has got to be able to cash the cheques your mouth’s writing.
If you think you can stick it, and listen, and be patient, I will teach you, it’s not going to happen over night, it’s going to be hard, sometimes your going to feel like just giving up but eventually, eventually you will be less of a douche.
Well, not so much a rip off as an authorized duplication / re-creation if you will for different markets (I suppose you can draw a similarity in the US and UK Office – “different drinks for different needs”).
DISCALIMER: Chuck Norris is not, nor affiliated in any way with Chuck Norris. Any similarities are purely coincidental. The views of Chuck Norris are in no way the views or opinions of Chuck Norris.
ben, you’re exactly the type of person that shouldn’t be allowed on the internet. every one of your posts is so hypocritical.
you yell at someone for posting “first” on an entry and then the very same day you do the same thing? since you seem to think that the other person that did it has no life, masturbates in his own shit, and only makes worthless comments; i guess we can assume the same about you.
you also say that you don’t care about anyone’s opinions yet you think other people care about yours. more so, it’s clear that these opinions do affect you since you feel the need to repeatedly deflect them with insults. not to menton your fascination with performing fellatio on your dad.
by the way, useless posts of profanity and insults don’t make your e-penis any bigger.
Ever wonder why people who have such an intense distaste for one another continue to joust verbally long after the exchange has digressed into schoolyard insults that are the equivalent of “oh yeah? Well your mom is fat!”?
Because they enjoy it.
And we call some of the facebook updaters lame. I bet there is already a site in the works call Lamebook Lamecomments. The categories will include Frodos, turtles, grammarnazis, first second or thirders, retarts and so forth.
Bahaha. After reading all of these comments, I had to go check the last post to see what everyone was referring to.
“Or maybe you all can go fuck yourselves, you have nothing better to do than over analyze every comment, scrutinizing every minute detail, I couldn’t care less for any of your opinions you douche bags.”
This thread seems to be full of a lot of tight asses…and since everyone seems to need everything clarified, I don’t mean the kind you can bounce a quarter off of, I mean the kind that needs the stick (branch, log?) surgically removed from it.
FARGH- I hate it when people like Juliet post that shit. It’s so condescending. If I went up to my boyfriend all upset and he asked “whose arse am I kicking baby?” I’d tell him to go kick his own for being so patronising. Fuck me.
Translation of that tripe:
“Every woman is the same emotionally needy stereotype, so when she’s acting like a pouty little bitch, pander to her shit completely. As a self-indulgent woman who believes that her gender accounts for the majority of her emotions and actions, instead of her individuality, I feel the need to broadcast this to the world because I believe 1) that men are too stupid to operate off basic human traits such as intuition and therefore need this crap explained to them in the most condescending way possible, and 2) that women need to read this and feel a sense of solidarity with myself and others based upon the fact that we all lack a Y chromosome. This is of course ignoring the fact that the only women who buy into this bullshit are those who say crap like “girl power” and/or suffer from an over production of estrogen. Excuse me while I go tell my girlfriends about my boy troubles, over estimate my own importance in the world and generally act like a self-pitying pain in the arse.”
i feel so bad for you ben, and also for all of you who are on this website 24/7. the reason why you are constantly on here posting comments and argueing is because you most probably look something like this:
@EVERYONE! Can we please just ignore Ben? I think his is a fairy, like Tinkerbelle. And if we say he doesn’t exist three times he will disappear.
“I don’t believe in fairies, I don’t believe in fairies, I don’t believe in fairies!”
@scottspeig, Frodo is like winning a championship, you are only Frodo until someone else earns the title. You have to read the original Frodo post to understand this.
@the pompous retards who think “could care less” is a nonsense phrase used by lesser folk: “I could care less but I don’t care enough to do even that.”
Or it could just be that people say it because “I could not care less” (which is an older expression) is a clumsy construction in the spoken language. No one really knows where it came from.
If you think the idiom lacks clarity, try to imagine a case in which someone would use “I could care less” to mean “The amount I care is greater than zero.”
If you can, you’re a jackass. If you can’t, STFU.
@ 95. bbq burrito.
The correct form is “I could not care less.” or “I couldn’t care less.”
Saying “I could care less” means: I care ‘x’ amount, however, I could care ‘x’ – ‘y’.
“I couldn’t care less” means: Because I do not care at all, it is impossible for me to care any less.
I think what’s throwing you off is emphasizing the word “less” in the “I could care less” sentence. Try saying it “I COULD care less.” Ex. “My son is hanging around a questionable group of kids. I could care less, but as a mother I feel I should continue to care as much as I do currently.”
“I couldn’t care less.” Ex.: “Do you want pepsi or coke?” “I couldn’t care less, just give me a drink.” Saying, “I’m totally indifferent to this subject, and the outcome makes no difference to me because I do not care about it.
But thanks for being such an aggressive idiot.