Tuesday, July 6, 2010

It’s Personal

previous post: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse



  1. CommentsAtLarge

    Camille could have thrown “grandpa” in there somewhere and spared herself the hassle. Of course, based on the crab(b)s comment, she don’t seem like the sharpest stick in the bundle the Fred carries.

  2. CommentsAtLarge


  3. What’s that “Mark as read” feature in the second one?

  4. I agree..but what happend to ben, steven, or first..?
    Oke, i’m gonna shut up now and get back to my life (wich is, reffered to my previous post, reading 80 comments). x

  5. y did she cal her grandad babyboy an say he had crabs? she musta had a sereusly strang relashonship wiv him

  6. U are right on that one. To be honest i didn’t even noticed it. Probably because it’s not that lame..

  7. laugh.out.loud

    ya think yoink?

  8. yeh defo laughoutloud from wat it sownds like shes not relly sad he dyed wich makes me wonda if he rapped her or sumfing

  9. Wow, Sarah thinks wit is making reference to a Disney film when somebody mourns their recently passed grandpa? God, I can’t wait for her live stand-up DVD, sounds like a barrel of fucking laughs.

  10. Lindsay adding haha at the end confuses me.

  11. fucked up anit british

  12. It is man, it is. Whatever happened to good clean fun in comedy? Edgar Bergen’d be fucking pissed at these f*gg*ts.

  13. it actuly makes me sad british

  14. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see Edgar Bergan beat them to death and then fuck the corpses. That’d be funny.

  15. Oh shit, I’m sorry!

    It’s BergEn. Damn typo. I wouldn’t want to do a disservice to the guy’s memory.

  16. whos that british?

  17. do u wach mitey boosh british?

  18. Who calls their grandfather, ‘baby boy?’

  19. I guess the same person who refers to them by their first name.

  20. My mind is wondering with that ‘baby boy’ reference, all those what-if’s.

  21. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. –Henny Youngman (1950ish)

    Blah blah blah blah unimaginative retread of a quote that’s 50+ years old blah blah blah blah….
    –Dave, 2010

    I hope you’re proud of yourself, Lamebook.

  22. CommentsAtLarge


    Oh the dark places that trip could take you.


    I thought I would try mixing it up this time – plus I wasn’t sure what the consensus was on the Ben vs. Stever thing.

  23. Can I just say that I think Edgar Bergen is an absolute genius, who’s humour is classic and timeless, and I meant absolutely no disrespect to his memory in any way?

    I’m sorry, I got kinda frightened that somebody would COMPLETELY miss the point of my two comments and think I was just being foul about a classic comedian/showman.

    Awesome man.

    Fuck off, I can be nice.

  24. Calenthedestroyer

    One of Yoink’s posts

    yeh defo laughoutloud from wat it sownds like shes not relly sad he dyed wich makes me wonda if he rapped her or sumfing

    -opens mouth to say something- Oh geez.
    This is like… wow.
    Let’s see.

    Yes. Definitely I expel laughter. From what I understand, she is not really sad that he died. This makes me wonder if he had sexual intercourse with her, or some similar circumstance.

    Yoink’s last post:

    do u wach mitey boosh british?

    Translation: I am in dire need of a spell check.

  25. calenthe destroyer do u not no wat mitey boosh is?

  26. Calenthedestroyer

    I’m afraid I do not.

  27. u shud wach it its an awsum comidy in england u in england?

  28. Calenthedestroyer

    I live in the US of A.

  29. ah wel u shud stil wach it

  30. Anyone have any idea why it says “mark as read”??

  31. Calenthedestroyer

    No idea, Marissa.
    I was wondering that too.

  32. Comments, you have no idea! Could be good or bad, I mean my Gramps was an attractive man…

  33. That first one is one of the oldest and most widely circulated jokes there is. Let’s not indulge people who want to be funny, but don’t want to make the effort to come up with something on their own.

  34. @BritishHobo

    I think the ‘Sebastian’ one could be a great anecdote for a comedian.

    I’m also inclined to wonder whether Sebastian had a burial at sea…or, perhaps, under the sea.

  35. why does it say mark as read? what are they using for it to say that? and can someone please explain ben and stever to me?

  36. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Yoink means “The Mighty Boosh” some BBC show. Google it if you really care.

  37. Aussie_Kid, questions just encourage people to make shit up. Just make up your own answers as they’ll probably be more accurate than the answers you get from the shitheads on this website.

    That being said, I don’t know what the mark as read is all about, but Ben means boner and Stever means stoner. The first person to comment on each post gets to vote if they prefer sex or drugs. Some loser is taking a tally.

  38. @Walter


    Oh gosh, seems mama is in need of more sugar than she thought…

  39. 39TH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Shauns robbers were obviously sparlkling wiggles

  40. dietpillpyramidscheme

    The Mighty Boosh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh

    An awesome show. Some will hate it, some will be confused by it. Millions love it for it’s quirky humour.

  41. Some of The Mighty Boosh is funny, but mostly it confuses me. I just don’t understand much about Britain. I know the capital is Michael Caine, and the national bird is welfare, but beyond that I’m lost.

    They should bring back Monty Python. They dressed up like ladies and used funny voices.

  42. The difference between America and Britain can be seen quite clearly by watching each country’s version of the tv show Wipeout.

  43. Americans can watch The Mighty Boosh here. Full episodes.

  44. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=503982652114600808#docid=4888857670997043312

  45. Sorry it didn’t work the first time.

  46. Yeah thanks for that…….. ….



  47. ariesdragon123

    The mark as read thing means it is a private message in someone’s inbox. They marked it as unread, and are now being given the option to mark it as read. Some people like to mark items they have already read, as unread so that is in bold letters. That way they can easily find it if they filter it, or if they just want a laugh.

  48. Walter Sobchak


  49. thanks for that walter :D in that case, BEN!

  50. Walter Sobchak

    Your vote only counts if your comment is first. And I forgot to say it’s to vote for which one you would rather do when you’re alone.

  51. oh, well in that case ill take it back :/ im 16 i wouldnt do it by myself *shifty eyes*

  52. Walter Sobchak

    Me too mate. I’m too old. I don’t waste my viagras if my old lady isn’t around.

  53. The Mighty Boosh is too ‘ooh look, we’re being quirky!’ for me. Like Sarah I prefer sombre conversations about passed-on grandparents.

  54. Walter, just do what i do, drive to the nearest street corner, there’ll be someone waiting ;)

  55. The only comment I will deign to make on these is for the first one – even my father doesn’t laugh at that anymore, and he still tries the “pull my finger” trick.

    The Mighty Boosh was rubbish, I beg all of you not to judge us based on this appalling example of “comedy”. We have produced some wonderful sitcoms and sketch shows in the past, we just seem to be going through a little bit of a rough patch at the moment. (On that note, can we have Hugh Laurie back? He’ll help)

  56. I completely agree, Melpomene. The Mighty Boosh is about as funny as stubbing your toe, falling back and banging your funny bone on the edge of the table, and then a rapist bursting in through your window and doing his thing before murdering you slowly and painfully.

  57. Pedanticoldgit

    So it’s quite funny then?

  58. Walter Sobchak

    It would be pretty ironic if a rapist broke into your house and “did his thing,” which I imagine to be like a little jig dance, and then murdered you. Because you would expect to just get raped.

    And irony is funny.

  59. Paranoid Android

    Fuck all The Boosh haters, there I said it.

    ‘Eels up inside ya
    Findin an entrance where they can
    Eels up inside ya
    Findin an entrance where they can

    Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!’

    I rest my case m’lud. Like I care. Shut up you.

  60. Paranoid Android

    For the unenlightened:- http://w ww.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

  61. Dan_fargis is a cocksmoker

  62. paranoid android, you fail at making a hyperlink :L

  63. Paranoid Android

    @ Aussie_Kid – The space is deliberate just in case ‘the man’ decides we can’t do links.

    Yup, take that ‘The man’, gaze in awe at my awesome circumnavigating of ‘the rules’.

  64. hmm, i like the way you think :)

  65. Haha Nial made me chuckle.
    damn whinney brats, 6 times? do not ever get behind the wheel of a car!!

  66. 4 al dat wnt 2 knw yoink hd gr8 dy ystrday.
    D stripper ovrchgd bt it ws fun.

  67. I love Old Gregg almost as much as I love Yoink. :D

  68. I love yoink as well and that is why I have decided to get Yoink another mother as a birthday present.
    Yoink now would never have to make a sandwich again.

  69. Melpomene, Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant are FINALLY doing another comedy/drama thing for UK TV, so that’s awesome. On the other hand My Family just started another series, so we may aswell just all kill ourselves.

  70. The Mighty Boosh is on in the US, it’s on Adult Swim. I’m in college, there are nerdy boys everywhere who stay up till 5 AM watching that crap.

    Monty Python is the shit. Humor on a whole other level.

    I think I’ll go watch some Flying Circus now, thanks!

  71. Krazy Eyez Killa

    ‘Hey I’m Noel Fielding and I’m abit kooky with my imagination and dress sense! Don’t look at my bizarre face and just sleep with me!’

    Whatever, I’m gonna watch Tobias Funke and GOB do some funny shit.

  72. CommentsAtLarge


    Didn’t catch your message until today’s lunch break, so sorry for the delay. Incest: keeping the family tree from forking for hundreds of years. ;)

  73. Hi this is camille from the sebastian status and I would like to say that whoever submitted this to lamebook cut off the last part where I said “Just Kidding Irene Hahah it was my fish!” SO NO I didnt effing have insest with my gramps guys. thanks for the suggestion though

  74. Yay for Gervais & Merchant!
    I’ll avoid My Family like the plague and curl up with my box set of Monty Python instead (I love the classics)

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