Wait, did Alex teach his 8 year old brother to masturbate? I always thought that was a skill you just sort of picked up on your own. Was there a class I was supposed to take? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
I agree Salliss. Unless you are descended from Maori or if you are still in a Tribe, then I like how people stick to their roots, but they look dumb as hell on skinny white gyuys [for example, being completely stereotypical here].
femarq-that video is making fun of the fist pump(which is hard not to do).Here is the real fist pump website by people who actually do this shit-http://www.guidofistpump.com/.All of this fist pump crap came off of mtv’s new show,Jersey Shore.
tired of waiting for approval so i’m splitting my post up
attention new jersey:
maybe you just never received the facts, so here they are:
–jersey shore is not a video instruction manual on how to act in public
–fist pumping. terrible. however, it allows normal human beings to easily identify douchelings from a safe distance
–all of your women are skanks.
–your hair fucking sucks.
–achieving an ultra dark, far beyond natural tan is not appealing to anyone, anywhere.
–your beaches are absolutely filthy. google sand if you need a reference point
–your bars suck, because the patrons suck. the combination of alcohol, hair gel, and tanning lotion turns the average spikey haired douchehat into the ultimate fighting machine.
I have been patiently awaiting a natural disaster to purge you fuckers from the earth. And that day still may come, but in the mean time, if you worthless fucks would like to kill each other off individually I’d be ok with that too.
LOL, I happen to know the blacker than black guido in the middle. The kid, when I knew him anyway, was pale ass white with RED HAIR. RED. HAIR. AS IN HE WAS GINGER AT ONE POINT IN HIS LIFE. Yeah, I know.
Everyone who knows him is convinced that he isn’t tan anymore, that the color is actually one big cancer. The tan that never fades, right?
But seriously, the kid is fucked up in the head. He’s tanned everyday for 5 years. Sometimes twice a day. He got kicked out of a tanning salon where he had a membership for tanning too much. He got fired from a job because the said “clearly his work schedule was interfering with his tanning.”
The worst part is that he thinks he’s hot. I could make an entire failbook website dedicated to every update he makes.
@swverausc214: I don’t think any of them are from Jersey (I would Google to confirm, but the thought of looking at any of them right now is too much to bear). But the people who value going to the Jersey Shore are often from other places–namely, outer-borough New Yorkers who can’t afford/”don’t like” the Hamptons. Being from Jersey is not a requirement to be trash on the Jersey Shore.
Unfortunately, this ridiculous behavior did not start with the MTV show, and will not end with it, either. The cast is only a small proportion of the actual guido population.
Though I highly doubt it, the idealist in me would really like to hope that the tanning post got comments saying, “What the eff are you talking about? Get off the drugs!” from his friends that see how Blacktino he looks…But I won’t keep my hopes up.
i want a good night’s sleep tonight so i’m just going to clump the explanation for both of those posts under “sarcasm.” those guys are in no way being serious and if you think they are, you’re from canada. i’m done with this, good night.