Friday, July 9, 2010

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  1. Dude doesn’t even look like Tupac

  2. Last week Bieber had syphillis, now his fans are under threat. When will the poor guy get a break?

  3. Tupac? Oh, I get it, it’s because all black people look the same, is that right?

  4. krasivaya_devushka

    Haha I liked these :)

  5. I’m liking the head one. I”m always up for a good giggle in the morning, or a blow job. Whatever.

  6. ee is the ultimate bacchante. my advice to the lucky guy would be dip your cock in wine first.

  7. Tupac’s dead?

  8. You know what I like alord!

  9. naw hobes – he da ivory coast goalie n shit!

  10. Ee, I figured you would be too hungover from celebrating LeBron last night to be here this morning. But since you’re up, I’m only too happy to volunteer for your blow job services.

  11. Perhaps it’s the fact that I am in an unusually good mood this morning, but I thought these were quite funny! And nice ee, you made me giggle too :)

  12. I liked the country music one, though they were all amusing

  13. Oh wow. Hi Katy. :)

  14. Bulldog! I’ve missed you! What’s new?

  15. Bulldog, thanks for volunteering. That’s a good offer!

    Katy! I’ve missed you! How goes it?

  16. Hey ee! I’ve missed you too!! It’s going well! It’s Friday, I am in a super mood, just 8 hours till I can go home and crack that wine open and begin the weekend properly :) And did you read the comments from a post or two ago? Someone stole word’s name! Not. fucking. cool.

  17. The tupac one was funny

  18. I know! That’s bullshit, they really need to fix that problem!

    My count down as begun as well katy.

  19. LoquaciousLoki

    Enjoyed the country music one. And eenerbl and alordslums comments. You a red drinker, ee? Or white?

  20. I’m a fan of the red.

  21. I awoke in a haze, surrounded by stella bottles from last night which reminded me of how lonely my existence is these days. The first thing I saw was this Lamebook post and all I could think was wow I would like to make rap music with that afro-american goalie.

  22. i drank a bottle of chilean cab sav last night. and i’m not a big wine drinker. it must be catching.

    however, word, don’t be too perturbed – it’s back on the grolsch and red stripe tonight for me.

    and word – at least there wasn’t piss in any of the bottles, eh? :)

  23. But the problem with Bieber is not that he has no fans, but that he has an inexplicably huge amount of fans, no?

  24. alord honey, I just got home from my evening, and I see that the bullshit word is at it again. #21 is not me. Look at that post, does it sound like me?. I’m trying to keep my cool, but it seems that someone would like to see my demise.

  25. Also, I rarely, if ever, post at this time. I just happen to be up because I was out late tonight. What am I to do here?

  26. #20 comment that is.

  27. Again, I state. This is Bullshit! Lamebook, please fix this problem. You may loose all your best posters. Come on now!

  28. don’t leave word, I was able to tell it wasn’t you. have you emailed lamebook about it? maybe the probable 14 yr old with no life will get bored and go annoy someone else soon.

  29. I will try that, Ivy.

    ee, I’m so depressed. It looks like wordy is going to have to bail until they fix the problem.

  30. I know word, this sucks. I’m sorry.

  31. Word! Don’t leave! Maybe you could change your name temporarily until they fix it… like to Theoneandonlywonderfulsexkittenknownaswordpervert :D

    If you really leave, I will hang up my riding crop in protest and not use it until your return.

  32. I don’t know if it helped, but I just sent them a message asking them to take care of the problem. If enough people complain, maybe they will fix it.

  33. Ok, well this will be my last post at the present time, but in the interim, I’ll see what I can do.

    I’ll miss you guys, but I can’t be fucked with this. It’s too much like hard work. Lamebook is meant to be fun, but in its current state, it blows – for all of us.

    Later everyone xx

  34. Katy, I’m doing pretty well. It’s shaping up to be something of a busy day, but I think I am going to have a fun weekend. I was a little disappointed you didn’t show up to be my date at the beach wedding last weekend, but it was a great time anyway.

    And this whole thing with the fake Word is just another reason why this place is starting to suck.

  35. I’m sending them an email as well. This sucks, word is my anchor! I need her!

  36. These posts are hilarious. I especially like the Miss Universe one . . . So true.

    Wine Fridays are great, I may get a bottle of wine instead beer for my weekend . . . Yum.

    Did they hack your name, word? Or were they just able to make the same name? Wtf?

  37. this blows.

    what good is knowing who real yoink is if i don’t know who real word is!


  38. Oh man, don’t leave, word :( You’re one of the few people that’s keeping me from giving up on Lamebook.

    Whoever this wordpervert imitator is, you’re a lame jackass. This website’s kinda fitting for you.

  39. well, i just emailed lamebook with my two penn’orth.

    hopefully they pull their fingers out.

    word, you’ll be in our thoughts. <3

  40. word, dont go! wont someone stop her? interrupt her departure? anyone? …Kanye?

  41. all dis dr4ma oVa sum stewpid blog? dis aint hiskool dis is da r3al world. go watch r34lity tv if u want dr4ma. damn

  42. Man, how I hate fake relationships.

  43. Hey guys, we’re sorting out the duplicate screen names right now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  44. i 8 ur dog, how do you type like that without wanting to kill yourself?

  45. The country music one was the only one that made me laugh. And I hope to god i 8 ur dog is just trollin.

    Goddamn the electriczoo ad at the bottom of my screen! Makes me so jealous I can’t attend.

  46. Email sent to lamebook. Riding crop hung in protest. This is a sad day.

    Bulldog, my apologies for not coming to the beach, I spent my weekend in various forms of intoxication and thought it would be safer to stay near home… another time though ;) Has the weather been as effing hot as it’s been up here?

    Alord! How’s it hangin? What is this talk of knowing the real yoink?? WTF did I miss?

  47. krasivaya_devushka

    It’s all FredNordie’s fault.
    This sucks!

  48. Seems like you missed a lot, katy. CHeck out this comments page:
    Kinda a long read, but entertaining all the same.

  49. It’s been just silly hot. But I think we’re going to get a break this weekend. And I think I was probably about three times more drunk than you were… open bars are beautiful things. ;)

  50. hey krasi.

    hobes beat me to it, katy. it’s worth a read, if you like detective stories/the prisoner.

    hopefully we’ll all be able to laugh about this in a few weeks.

    suffice to say the mere words ‘mind’ and ‘fuck’ don’t really do last night justice. or maybe it was just the crate of chateau lapisse i drank.

  51. If people attach links to their names, the fakers can’t have those and thus can’t show up as blue. It’s how we’d know Soup or Ee or Katypants was fake. Maybe it would work for Word? Would hate for her to leave. :( I’ve been reading the comments since the whole Ben debacle (and before) and have grown attached.

    Also, who ever is doing this has far too much time on their hands. My vote is FredNordie taking lamebook down from the inside still. Any theories? And hooray for admins working on it!

  52. I hope they sort out the screen names … if word goes I will die a little inside but still punch the clown to the image I have of her.

  53. katypants..Hi, I was just curious because you mentioned the effin’ hot weather …Ontario?

  54. krasivaya_devushka

    hey alords; how’s it going? :)

  55. fine thanks.

    friday night is jam night. hope i don’t come back later to surreal plot strands for a second time; after a crate of beer and a smoke it might be slightly harder to get my head round things this time around!

    are you at work today…? :D

    (if you’re at work then i’ll know it’s not the real krasi!!)

  56. krasivaya_devushka

    Uhh, now I’m afraid to answer lol!

    Of course it’s me duhh; and yes, I am working.
    Well not really, I’m just googling things and texting. It’s a very slooow morning.

  57. interestingly, snooped at dasha’s facebook profile the other day (the one i was having sex dreams about), and on her feed it says she knew anna chapman, one of the russian spies.

    maybe the kgb or fbi have infiltrated my dreams!


  58. Oh my fucking god. How the FUCK did I miss that?? That must have been posted the night I accidentally got really blasted after work. WOW. Ok, I know that you all have had a few days to process yoink but fuckmesideways.

    I am going to go have a smoke.

  59. lol @ katy xD

    when i started reading it last night at 2am (190 comments having already passed me by), i felt like i was in some parallel dimension, or like i was one of the raiders of the lost ark…. or something. maybe a chimp trying to solve a shape puzzle to get a banana.

  60. I talked to word, via other sources. I think she’ll be back once they sort out the names. Well, at least I hope she will. She’s my partner in crime, without her it just won’t be the same.

  61. Ok. I am better now. Slightly.

    Bulldog, had I known it was going to be open bar, I would have made it happen :D haha! And yeah, this weekend we have 60% chance of rain so although it’s needed, I’d rather it be hot than rainy! Boooo

    And hey mass! No, I’m in Rhode Island (no, it’s not part of New York haha!) But it’s been hot as a sinfulmotherload. One day this week my car said it was 111F. Is Ontario hot too?

    LOL Alord, I think I would have just shut the laptop down had I stumbled into that last night.

  62. katy, did you reference this-
    (2nd pic)

    -on purpose? or was it a freaky coincidence?

  63. Fuck you sideways, Katy? Alrighty…

  64. Wow, no. Weird! Although, I took a picture with my phone too to send to my mom because she didn’t believe me. I didn’t see that post either :( work has sucked the life out of me this week.

    Hey ee! T minus 4 hours to adult beverage time!!!

  65. Well, Bulldog… any way works. Sideways, upside down, swinging, hanging off the ceiling fan. It’s all good ;)

  66. Gotta love those sex swings katy!

    Yup, the clock is ticking!

  67. hey katy…yeah, we just had 34C here for 4 days .. that’s about 96F but with the humidity .. crazy hot. Sat in my a/c’d pad and with Alexander Keith’s, John Player’s and Mary Jane.

  68. CommentsAtLarge

    Name jacking, Word leaving, Katy in a sex swing… all this before 11 AM in Sunny California, wow.

  69. Katy, I can go for any of those ideas. Or a few others. Want to leave work early and drop by? ;)

  70. Do I ever!! However, Bulldog, it’s going to be a couple hours. Unless you can get that Delorean…

    And oh, mass, doesn’t make you love a/c!! I don’t know what people did before them. I like your friends… I think I may have met them before. Small world…

  71. Katy, no Delorean, I’ll just let the anticipation build…

  72. CommentsAtLarge

    1.21 jigawatts!

  73. You know, back in 2006, Miss Pluto was giving Miss Earth a run her money. Miss Earth didn’t like that one bit, so she used her many connections to get Pluto off the ballot, permanently.

  74. ZydrateGirl… Repo?

    Also i 8 ur dog is clearly either a) yoink overstaying her already tested welcome or b) a humourless pile of wank.


  75. Committee for Termination, I was indeed inspired by Repo! It’s one of my favorites. :)

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