What are they giving her a free table dancing lesson for her birthday? Lucky. All I ever got were pony rides and clowns at my parties. Well I did get He-Man, She-Ra, and Skeletor at my 8th B-day party which was a definite highlight, but still…
Just be careful, word. Last time I was at Hooters I tried to take a picture of the waitress, but then she freaked out and called the cops, accusing me of assault with a deadly weapon. And sure, my pants were down at the time, but my penis isn’t deadly, it just looks like it is.
I’ve never been to Hooter’s before. The orange shorts look horribly tacky. Old, faded wife beaters aren’t exactly sexy, either. And dark tan pantyhose to cover varicose veins and cellulite doesn’t sound too hot either.
If you’re gonna make your waitresses wear almost nothing in order to attract customers, why not take an extra few days with some focus groups and pick a decent uniform?
I’d still bend three of the four over, using hot wing sauce for lube, but it’s not due to their outfits. I just want them to burn from the inside out…
That’s the black version for Fridays, but there’s still the orange and white. Only now the shorts are styled like boyshorts and are very sexy and the shirts are cropped and have a sexier sleeve/neckline than the old tank tops..though some girls still opt to wear the tank tops, they’re being phased out..
And justbeingmiley – The Hooter’s Birthday tradition is to sing the Hooter’s birthday song while getting the person having the birthday to stand on a stool, with two of the traditional Hooter’s wooden plates as their “wings” to flap and two of the employee cone cups in their mouth so it looks like they have a beak. We encourage them to flap their wings like Hootie the Owl during the entire birthday song, in an effort to embarrass them. We typically go easy on women and children, but if it’s a guy – normally we further embarrass them and make the song start over if they stop “flapping”.