Defective User With Smoothy Buns? What have I missed? It might be Christmas morning here, but I simply had to login and give that one a mention. I’m sure me being high as a kite has something to do with it, too.
But anyway, Happy Christmas, everyone. Enjoy yourselves.
I advise you not to come to the south eastern/ middle southern of the US (if you have a choice financially.) The south western doesn’t seem to have so many pathetic pieces of garbage at Wal-Mart. They seem more civilised over west. Here, I go in most stores and sigh with a muttering of “God damnit. Moving west can’t come soon enough.”
West is expensive but civilised/ higher class/ some snooty.
South is cheap and shit.
On the plus side, the economy is sort of doing better…sort of. Gas is nice and low again.
I guess an official introduction is in order, this is the original Dukey, I got banned for persistently trying to share a picture of the “help me and jess have a baby” marriage with Curlybap.
I just opened another account because they kept putting me into moderation no matter what I said.
That should clear it all up. Merry 420 Christmas Word.
ah every comment on this pic is from all the ‘elite’ of lamebook, as in the guys who think they are well funny and have such big egos that they write 500word comments with as money bad jokes as possible to get appraisal
Zing! sorry ‘lamebook elite’ but you just got burned. No comeback? didn’t think so. Just get back to writing as money bad jokes as possible, I’ll start.
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff … church, church, church.”
har de har har.
you know when I looked that joke up on google I thought the same thing, but I figured altering it to “snort, snort, snort” or “thong, thong, thong” might take away from the tackiness of the it.
BAM! you got him! that is hilarious! Wait…anon you just made a joke on here. That means the transformation has begun, it appears that you’re becoming what you’ve hunted for so long. I think you’ve become part of the lamebook elite, posting on here, just for your own ego, writing money bad jokes….soon you’ll be writing 500 word posts. The only reasonable thing to do now is to put yourself down, or live a wretched and tortured life as a lamebook elite.
“lamebook elite?” Does that come with VIP benefits?
Sobchack, my apologies. Thought you were over the hill. You probably made one or two jokes that started with “In my day…” or “these kids of today…” or something, no? Well at least you know I didn’t think you were old based on your appearance
Keona, I was referring to the former Dukey, now known as Defective Buns, not Hobo. These comments sections can get very confusing at times. I’m (legitimately) very heavily medicated at the moment, so I can barely tell what’s going on here, but I can see gayisgay made a Christmas appearance. He’s such a festive fella.
Sweet, now I just feel like the weird stalker, because my first thoughts were “sweet, hobo’s movin’ to the states”.
I forget this is one of the sites I don’t actually comment much on, so I am, just a voyeur. Delighting in the wit and whims of a bunch of anonymous fuckers.