Friday, December 24, 2010

It’s a Lamebook Christmas: Dear Santa

previous post: It’s a Lamebook Christmas: PhoDohs!

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21 Comments

  1. In the third one, can I assume a Rabbit is a type of sex toy? Or am I missing the joke entirely?

  2. ledchelsea – yup, a rabbit is a brand of vibrator

  3. I definitely pictured a Volkswagen.

  4. Christmas wouldn’t be what it is without these lamesters. Oh, and us, of course.

  5. I don’t get the last one.

  6. bleh…link is getting moderated. Wikipedia is your friend. Look up Rabbit vibrator. You can also get there through Jack Rabbit disambiguation.

  7. Rachel and Emma in #2 is most definitely youngsters… In reality after a certain age, some women would grab anything they can get ;)

  8. I don’t think the first one was clever at all.

    Pointing out all of Santa’s faults and then using them as blackmail to get something for herself?

    Nice.

  9. God I hate you buzzkillington, so much.

  10. Sorry I completely disagree with rachel…. she forgot the last trait of santa (power/assets). Cue the gold diggers.

  11. Marrying for love is a farce, might as well go for the gold..

  12. southernbrunette, if you’re going to try and write a romance novel, could you practice your lines somewhere else. Most of us here are realists and don’t have time for your head in the cloud, romantic ideas on marriage.

  13. /me breaks out in song!

    Only jews can make this world seem right
    Only jews can make the darkness bright
    Only jews and jews alone
    can thrill me like jews do
    and fill my heart with love for only jews

    Only jews can make this change in me
    for it’s true, jews are my destiny
    When jews hold my hand
    understand the magic that jews do

    You’re my dream come true
    my one and only jews

    Only jews can make this change in me
    for it’s true, jews are my destiny
    When jews hold my hand
    I understand the magic that jews do

    You’re my dream come true
    my one and only jews

    One and only jews

  14. oops wrong page…

  15. Oh I love it when parents embarrass their children on facebook. More of this please.

  16. i can’t stand people like Ellis. She is not clever at all

  17. Keona – listen to me, but I’ve been looking for you everywhere. Please don’t ignore me anymore. So what if I’m a girl? Why does that matter? The irony is I found you on a page discussing a rabbit (the good kind). What can I do?

  18. *you won’t listen to me* and now you never will, what with my bad grammar and all.

  19. Speaking of vibrator, that’s all I got for Christmas. That and a stuffed animal.

  20. @ Lulz, were they both off the same person?
    @ Shesucks, she sucks literally, Keona I mean, not you… actually I dunno who sucks these days. Maybe it is you? *points at screen*…

    Oh yeah the post… mixing 5 old shit Santa jokes to one big Santa joke is considered worse than a mass murder in my town.

  21. Ellis is so stupid

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